We like to joke around here that literally everything is racist (except, of course, for things that are actually racist).
But why do we do that? Surely we’re exaggerating, right?
Wellllll … you be the judge:
pretty convinced at this point that there's a dartboard somewhere with random nouns on that determines these articles. pic.twitter.com/ktDhGii29S
— tsar becket adams (@BecketAdams) September 3, 2020
There might be something to Adams’ theory. Because we can’t for the life of us figure out how a serious person could write that — or how a serious media outlet could publish it.
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Insane
— SK8Lobster (@sk8lobster) September 4, 2020
Oh FFS this rag. Never ceases to amaze ?
— flyover (@stlwell2) September 3, 2020
Mad Libs are now a news source.
— Pastry Bear (@Mr_Chumpy) September 3, 2020
Mad libs website linked off slack channel.
— Pouncing Coder Brad (@bradcundiff) September 3, 2020
I think the editorial staffs are going with the "finish this sentence with your predictive text" model for their headlines.
— coronabias (@biasbreakdown) September 3, 2020
I picture a spinning wheel. pic.twitter.com/KPUMwg6cU9
— Top Cat (@BiffNola) September 3, 2020
— Hannibal Lecture (@AltKurtis) September 3, 2020
Brick, are you just looking around the room and saying that what you see is white supremacy.? pic.twitter.com/3B8UtO0LYU
— Hans Fiene (@HansFiene) September 3, 2020
— Hunter Vanchiere (@Kamiphenonymous) September 3, 2020
You know, call us crazy, but we’re starting to notice a pattern.
First traffic signals; now autopsies! pic.twitter.com/kSoyZBzvQj
— Danny Glassman (@dglassman_) September 3, 2020
the dartboard is at it again. pic.twitter.com/kl1HMyHUbH
— tsar becket adams (@BecketAdams) September 4, 2020
They’re really leaning into this. Good for them!
— Hooch (@barrelproving) September 4, 2020
It’s quite literally mad libs
— Captain Justice (@CaptainJustic15) September 4, 2020
Trump has broken journos to a degree I’ve never imagined.
— Chris Wilson (@Chris_Wilson_IA) September 4, 2020
