Wow, Trump had to LITERALLY dig up Convention speakers! Lol
— Vampire Shades (@panny2112) July 7, 2016
With the Republican National Convention only a few weeks away, the GOP’s running out of time to line up quality speakers. According to the official convention app, they’ve only locked down one thus far. But he packs a wallop:
The only speaker listed on GOP's new convention app is George Washington… https://t.co/rMQmi93WdD
— Ryan Lovelace (@LovelaceRyanD) July 7, 2016
No, really:
Currently under the "Speakers" section of the GOP convention …wishful thinking? pic.twitter.com/AW93KWhHJX
— Jackie Kucinich (@JFKucinich) July 7, 2016
Can’t wait to see how that’s gonna work.
hologram, yo https://t.co/BbIdN3kdld
— Evan Smith (@evanasmith) July 7, 2016
Newt will dress up as George and read some of the speeches
— Joseph Meliambro (@JosephMeliambro) July 7, 2016
@BecketAdams he's not speaking but they are using his spinning corpse to generate electricity to power the arena
— George MF Washington (@GMFWashington) July 7, 2016
Full speech text: "BRRRAAAAAIIIIINS!" https://t.co/22QgSJP6BD
— Olivier Knox (@OKnox) July 7, 2016
Aside from the fact that George Washington is still dead, there could be another problem the RNC hasn’t thought of:
@AdamWeinstein Trump will probably object, given that Washington wasn't born a US citizen.
— Carson Stanwood (@carsonstanwood) July 7, 2016
Uh-oh …
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