Just in case you were wondering, yes — everything is still terrible. Because of stuff like this:
Miss Piggy: "Breaking up with Kermit made me question monogamy" http://t.co/xKlV5BnOMK
— TIME (@TIME) September 15, 2015
What a coincidence! Because that tweet makes us question our desire to continue living on this planet.
https://twitter.com/BillyJoeyboo/status/643890080067813376
Is nothing sacred? Not even the Muppets?
https://twitter.com/Novirix/status/643890256215998464
RIP Journalism. RT @TIME: Miss Piggy: "Breaking up with Kermit made me question monogamy" http://t.co/1a5iI63Ktq
— Jason Boland (@thejasonboland) September 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/HeyTOURIST222/status/643885564156968960
C’mon, Time. What gives? What’d we ever do to deserve this?
This isn't your father's Time magazine. https://t.co/q6NzNVLbC8
— Hair (@SHannitysHair) September 15, 2015
@TIME Look at yourself. What have you become?
— Stealthy J (@steelninja1x) September 15, 2015
@TIME Remember when you were a respected news source?
— Razor (@hale_razor) September 15, 2015
Not really. But to be fair, Time only published the piece. They didn’t write it; the Muppets Studio did.
That doesn’t really make us feel any better, though. Because come on. If this is where we’re headed, we want out now. Before it’s too late.
@TIME @instapundit this is stupid
— Mike Honcho (@dawg8u) September 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/popculturesage/status/643887134038953984
https://twitter.com/Thorrison/status/643885154407157764
@TIME Can we stop with this please? Beyond stupid.
— Beach, please.?☀️? (@Kris10_BeachPlz) September 15, 2015
Aw, come on man… “@TIME: Miss Piggy: "Breaking up with Kermit made me question monogamy" http://t.co/JPpAJn2aFx”
— BITCH, I’M SHANG TSUNG (@YourMotherHouse) September 15, 2015
This is getting out of hand… https://t.co/iCuTZdaMGb
— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) September 15, 2015
.@TIME @TheMuppetsABC @TheMuppets STOP WITH THIS! We don't want Muppet drama -we want fun & skits w/ppl like @RealAliceCooper ENOUGH, PLEASE
— GumShoeshi (@Shoeshi13) September 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/Cameron_Gray/status/643889314615701504
@TIME God fucking damn it. ITS A FUCKING FELT PUPPET!
— Somewhat here foil hat guy (@truth4ever87) September 15, 2015
@TIME Congratulations on helping the insufficiently creative defecate on fond childhood memories. @instapundit
— Lettered Churl (@LetteredChurl) September 15, 2015
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