'SCHLONGED!' Hillary can't decide on a memoir title so Conservatives sent her PRICELESS suggestions

USA Today had to know tweeting about Hillary trying to decide on a name for her memoir was just BEGGING for mocking, especially from Conservative Twitter.

Hillary Clinton is still deciding on a title for her new memoir. https://t.co/k5Xe6kufM5

— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) June 2, 2017

So it’s no surprise that kind, giving, creative, thoughtful Conservatives went out of their way to send Hillary some ideas for the title of her memoir because that’s what we do on the right … we HELP.

Heh.

Here are some of the best:

"It Takes a Villain" #HillaryMemoirTitles https://t.co/e3Y7hE0ZrT

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) June 2, 2017

https://twitter.com/RickCanton/status/870621950909009920

The cover art for this would be hilarious.

https://twitter.com/OregonFlynn/status/870510074149584896

https://twitter.com/RepRepublic/status/870516154925670402

Nonfiction, yup.

https://twitter.com/RickCanton/status/870620300886634496

How about "I was rejected and it's everyone else's fault"

— mark gab.ai (@vidiotfl) June 2, 2017

Misogyny!

"I Should Have Won By 50 Points & It's All Your Fault" https://t.co/sDVu3T8xkS

— TheRightWingM ?? (@TheRightWingM) June 2, 2017

At this point, what difference does it make ¯_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/ZL9gT5XaLN

— deb4liberty (@deb4liberty) June 2, 2017

https://twitter.com/KarinanTaylor23/status/870629006139432960

*snort*

I loathe Wisconsin

— SM (@Scottymcmahon22) June 2, 2017

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— Paul J9 (@Paul_J9) June 2, 2017

"Schlonged"

— DeeBird ?? (@DwbirdDee) June 2, 2017

HEY, the editor working on this article ALMOST lost coffee out her nose … hope you’re happy with yourself.

"325 People and Organizations That Caused Me To Lose the Election"

— Roy (@RoyHamilton7) June 2, 2017

https://twitter.com/RoyNouis/status/870508931394576384

https://twitter.com/Ramani33_/status/870644536044732417

Ok, that’s enough … EL OH EL.

Conservatives really are the best.

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— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) June 2, 2017