HA! GQ gets pissy with Ted Cruz for 'ruining rompers for men' (Ted really IS the hero we need)

Thursday on Twitter, Senator Ted Cruz took part in Free Beacon’s “caption contest” of a hilarious photo of Ben Sasse and Chuck Schumer:

Caption Contest pic.twitter.com/Q2DTt4ZRXv

— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) May 18, 2017

"So anyway, it’s a romper for guys and it’s called the RompHim and I just ordered two." https://t.co/6BNDNZRqrb

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) May 18, 2017

Ted’s tweet broke Twitter and won the caption contest … apparently it also ruined the romper for men (can we get an amen!?)

Breaking: Ted Cruz has already ruined rompers for men https://t.co/onKljteJ3H pic.twitter.com/NSsLtKX3lB

— GQ Magazine (@GQMagazine) May 18, 2017

They say this like it’s a bad thing.

Have you seen the Romphim for men?

Here:

Introducing the RompHim!

Also known as the "Why I'm Still Single." pic.twitter.com/ZSDADtB7vB

— Kelly Campagna (@warriorwoman91) May 19, 2017

The "RompHim" is the most effective form of contraception ever produced. https://t.co/FJMXaPgNbN pic.twitter.com/xd5dqM09KP

— Harry Khachatrian (@Harry1T6) May 18, 2017

Seriously, who thought these things were a good idea?

GQ apparently.

Heh.

And you think this somehow makes him look bad? https://t.co/8Tz84DjOeg

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) May 19, 2017

We think it makes Ted Cruz look like a boss, but we’re biased.

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"Stupid Ted Cruz ruined ebola. Now no one can have any fun"

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) May 19, 2017

Right!

Not all heroes wear capes.

— That's LIEUTENANT COMMANDER Crapplefratz! (@Crapplefratz) May 19, 2017

Indeed they don’t.

Rompers were never for "men."

They're for emasculated, pliant males.

— D.W.Robinson (@_DWRobinson) May 19, 2017

Even the word romper sounds like something a man should AVOID.

Romper.

Ted Cruz: the hero we need.

— Tim (@tbleeper) May 19, 2017

Yes.

https://twitter.com/BelmarCPA/status/865595505635598336

Did you just say rompers…for men? pic.twitter.com/ZTai5pK05U

— ⚓️Old Submariner?? (@BerrinAndro) May 19, 2017

Related:

‘Looks like Schumer and I are smoking reefer’: Ben Sasse photo-tweet leads to HILARIOUS caption contest https://t.co/kvLzcC5OVF

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 18, 2017