Right in the KISSER: Chelsea Handler takes swing at Gorsuch, punches herself and Garland instead

Admit it Democrats, you hate Gorsuch because he’s not Garland.

Period the end.

Everything Chelsea Handler complains about with Neil Gorsuch in this tweet could also apply to Merrick Garland … and herself:

Neil Gorsuch will sit with the Supreme Court for the 1st time today. What an exciting time to be white, male and alive.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) April 18, 2017

Unless Chelsea knows something about Garland we don’t, he is a WHITE DUDE … and alive.

Heh.

That last sentence could also describe….Merrick Garland.

— Happy Thanksgiving & Epstein Didn't Kill Himself (@drawandstrike) April 18, 2017

But Obama nominated Garland so that makes his whiteness and maleness acceptable or something.

Come on, guy is way qualified. Your caught up in an agenda and blind to facts.

— David Camp (@davidcamp11) April 18, 2017

Of course she’s caught up in an agenda, she’s a Leftist.

What an exciting time to be overrated and overpaid…oh, and white, because you're white, @chelseahandler pic.twitter.com/33bwz7yDOj

— Chet Cannon (@Chet_Cannon) April 18, 2017

Yeah, and she kinda sorta misses the point here as well – she’s white and alive (we think).

https://twitter.com/MoonbatCatnip/status/854319899568635904

It’s almost become a schtick with her.

https://twitter.com/EF517_V2/status/854306288569917441

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We certainly are never bored reading her timeline, this is true.

Hey 'member how Merrick Garland was also white, male, and alive?

Yeah I 'member.

— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) April 18, 2017

We ‘member.

https://twitter.com/RevConOne/status/854344189580005376

Hey man, however she/he/it identifies, right?

https://twitter.com/jamesrileyjr/status/854357236147261440

I know, right, you seem super oppressed. It's a rough time to be a Hollywood starlet.

— Political Hippo (@TheSuperHippo) April 18, 2017

Why are you complaining; you're all three as well….

— Stu Clark (@stuclark24657) April 18, 2017

What’s that saying about people who live in glass houses?

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— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 18, 2017