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Orgasms are the PATRIARCHY! Leave it to man-hating Cosmo to find a way to ruin orgasms

Society: “Feminists have totally jumped the shark.”

Cosmo: “Hold my beer.”

So there’s this:

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WHA?

Ok guys, you’ve just done something that is not always easy to do but don’t you dare enjoy that you were able to do it.

Or something.

It’s like Cosmo doesn’t want men to enjoy anything or anyone, anywhere.

Clearly THAT’S freeing and empowering or some other Cosmo nonsense when women enjoy giving men an orgasm.

Girl power and stuff.

https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/844938310640418817

https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/844941201677701121

Ooooh, so apparently if a guy enjoys it when his gal has an orgasm he’s made it all about him.

Really Cosmo?

Pffffft.

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Bingo.

https://twitter.com/GrouchyRasputin/status/844940116888031233

These days The Onion looks at Cosmo and is like, “Really?”

https://twitter.com/OrwelliAnn_/status/844937120657657859

Ha!

It would at least come across as more sincere, yup.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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