ROFL! John Kerry: ISIS is on the run

Ok, everyone can relax, John Kerry says ISIS is on the run.

Secretary @JohnKerry says ISIS is "on the run."

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) July 17, 2016

Shew!

https://twitter.com/CNNSotu/status/754665549301514240

Because ISIS isn’t on the run, John.

John Kerry: The recent terror attacks mean #ISIS is "on the run" https://t.co/1FIKzrf8Kb #CNNSOTU https://t.co/wYiFasP18s

— CNN (@CNN) July 17, 2016

See?

As for Turkey specifically …

Secretary @JohnKerry says there may have been refueling by coup-involved members of Turkish Air Force at US base, retaliation not v US

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) July 17, 2016

They got some gas, that’s it … besides, we’re more focused on hashtags, emoji and Pokemon Go.

Secretary @JohnKerry says shutdown of airspace etc at US base caused just "minor delays here or there" in fight v ISIS

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) July 17, 2016

Hey man, no big deal, they just kinda sorta shut down part of our ‘country’ for a little bit. It was totes minor.

Secretary @JohnKerry says of Turkish government it's "irresponsible to have accusations of American involvement" in coup

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) July 17, 2016

Right? Obama was FAR too busy playing golf.

Secretary @JohnKerry: US intelligence had no info Turkish coup attempt was coming

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) July 17, 2016

To be fair, US intelligence doesn’t seem to have much info these days … quick, someone call James Taylor.