Samantha Bee valiantly live-tweeted the entire gun control filibuster: https://t.co/hH8GK0PeCr pic.twitter.com/5DGbiEbbRW
— Slate (@Slate) June 16, 2016
Really Slate? Samantha Bee “valiantly” live-tweeted? Not sure valiant means what you think it means. Then again, anyone who could sit through that nonsense may be braver (or denser) than we realize.
Filibuster drinking game rules:
1. Drink any time anyone says “distinguished gentleman.”
2. Call an ambulance.— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) June 15, 2016
So meaningful. Valiant indeed.
If this goes on long enough, Murphy may become the first Senator to piss himself in Congress since Orrin Hatch did like an hour ago. #Enough
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) June 15, 2016
Senate Dems prove you *can* stand your ground without shooting someone. #Enough
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) June 15, 2016
I yield my panties to Sen. Warren. Passionate oration is the new sexy. #Enough
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) June 15, 2016
Recommended
Bleh. Super gross visual. Not-so-valiant.
If only there were multiple filibusters every week and not mass shootings. #Enough
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) June 16, 2016
Oh brother, the opposite of valiant.
Hour 11. How do the Democrats keep going? #Enough pic.twitter.com/V4aOgqFKCT
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) June 16, 2016
It has been scientifically proven that Democrats are valiantly full of hot air which then powers them for hours and hours.
Hour 14! This #filibuster can get a learner’s permit in ten states! #Enough
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) June 16, 2016
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