Nope, those days have long passed us by.

That, or another expensive Big Government initiative to roll out.

Mrs. Obama’s appearance follows her Friday night dance-off with Jimmy Fallon and her smooch-in with Chris Christie tonight.

Big Government busybodies, busy bees. The White House-Hollywood industrial complex is riding high.

Liberal water-carriers for the Obamas rushed to point out that Ronald Reagan appeared at the Oscars. Um, yeah, never mind that he actually made a living as an actor in Hollywood. Derp:

Gigglesnort:

Update: Who arranged the FLOTUS cameo? Lib Hollywood power player Harvey Weinstein.