Nope, it’s not a joke. Although, the New York Times editorial board itself is a joke. Say hello to ludicrous hackery!

Your “betters” know best, you see. Except, of course, they totally don’t.

Ridiculous. The entire piece is beyond parody. But Twitter is buzzing over this most outlandish statement:

Serious You Guys. He totally just misspoke.

Congressional Republicans have stoked consumer fears and confusion with charges that the health care reform law is causing insurers to cancel existing policies and will force many people to pay substantially higher premiums next year for coverage they don’t want. That, they say, violates President Obama’s pledge that if you like the insurance you have, you can keep it.

Mr. Obama clearly misspoke when he said that.

Clearly misspoke.

Over and over. PERIOD.

Yep. No one is buying the pitiful lies y’all are trying to sell.

Take it away, Twitter!

https://twitter.com/jeffemanuel/statuses/396989763850625024

Bingo. That is all that needs to be said.  President Pants on Fire lied. Outrageously and consistently, no matter what pitiful euphemism-spin media lapdogs try to put on it. Lies are lies. The end.

Some exit advice for the New York Times

Indeed.

And Dana Perino zings the fish wrap of record:

Boot-licking fail.

Update: In a nutshell:

Lying lapdogs.

Related:

Truth-boom! RESOLVED: Tea Party rubes best Obamacare-gullible elites [pic]

Gasping for breath, period! Obama describes his ‘keep your plan’ lie [Photoshop]

‘Period!’ Dear GOP: Here is a simple talking point on Obamacare. Case closed

  • http://twitter.com/THE_DAILY_BLEAT VACUOUS CIPHER

    I’d say that meets or exceeds the four Pinocchio pants-on-fire standard.

    • EvilleGenius

      I think he is on his way to spontaneous combustion at this point

  • alanstorm

    How is it that the Smartest Man Ever To Occupy The White House (or SMETOTWH, for a mellifluous acronym), the once-in-a-lifetime orator, either (A) gets every fact on every subject wrong or (B) “misspeaks” constantly?

    Methinks ’tis a problem with the premises.

    • Michael Anderson (WB)

      Most psychopaths are incredibly intelligent.

      • alanstorm

        I can think of one exception right off the bat…

      • stuckinIL4now

        How many psychopaths do you know?

        • SideTraKd

          Well… Obama and Clinton are pretty good examples that confirm his theory. But, then there is Biden.

          I guess two out of three isn’t bad.

          • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

            Biden is an idiot but he is no psychopath.

          • Kloshe

            Biden is not seen enough to know if he is a psychopath or just pathetic.

          • Noah

            so, when he runs for president, he needs a psychopath in the 2 spot. would Hillary even accept the 2 spot?

          • kathin9

            Who here has seen one single sign of this man’s intelligence? No really, what grades have you seen, what teacher have you heard speak glowingly about his brain, I haven’t seen a sign, not one, heck I would just like to see his grade 1 report card at least it would be one grade we could see, and I bet it was unsatisfactory. He is SMART PEOPLE.

          • SideTraKd

            Oh, I completely agree. If Obama’s college transcripts showed him to be as brilliant as his sycophants claim him to be, they would have been broadcast repeatedly over the media hundreds (if not thousands) of times by now.

            Obviously there is something in those transcripts that puts Obama in a bad light, so they must remain secret.

          • USUKBALLZCBS

            My husband has been saying the same thing for years.

          • Ret-Navy

            The NSA is on that case right … be on the lookout for POTUS’ brain, apparently missing since 2007, or maybe even before that –> lost in a trans-Pacific crossing maybe and thereby becoming Barry Sotero? Amnesia? or lack of a brain?

      • ceemack

        Holding two degrees in psychology, let me use a technical term: Horsefeathers.

      • porchhound

        Not this one..slick and slimy but not all that bright. Even a flim-flam man knows when to abandon the con!

      • Noah

        obama/gacy ’16

        both are “from” chicago, both are democrats, both were community organizers. one’s dead, so biden’s obsolete!!

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      It was all my fault.

      ~TOTUS

    • crookedwren

      AND C: Never Knows Anything going on in his Admin until after he sees it on TV. (And D: repeatedly tells young people to stop watching & listening to news on internet and radio, to stop listening to those who disagree with the US’s Second Monarch.)

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        It’s the result of: An obvious medical issue that ObamaCare has officially recognized. According to A.C.A., ‘Cranial Rectal Speech Impediments’ is not to be trifled with and must be allowed to ‘work itself out’, just be sure to wipe….several times.

        Those in listening distance must be hosed off.

        • ReneeTru

          Awesome! I really am LMAO!!

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          The A.C.A. continues in that C.R.S.I. also explains the garbling of spoken messages. The uttered statements are found to be nothing more than donkeysh*t. There is no pill for this.
          A.
          C.ommunist
          Agenda
          has never worked, and his will not either.
          When you run out of producers, then what is left?

      • twoforme

        dont forget they are pizzed that the sheeple are waking up, so they are going after our children… COMMON CORE, the new education system for MOST of the USA…. from english lesson…
        The commands of government officials must be obeyed by all…. reworded in the lesson to The government’s commands must be obeyed by all…..The President’s job is to make everything fair….. and the wants of an individual are less important than the well-being of the nation….

        CAN YOU SAY HOME SCHOOL???

        http://weaselzippers.us/2013/10/31/more-common-core-indoctrination-the-people-must-obey-the-governments-commands/

    • Simon Says

      If that “thing” in the WH is the smartest one to ever be there then we are in a heap of trouble. Geo. Washington, Abe Lincoln, even Ronald Reagan were smarter that that waste of protoplasm!

    • USUKBALLZCBS

      I think its just the black in him:)

  • Maypo

    The (once great) NYT is run by a Selma Diamond knock-off who is channeling Emma Goldman. I myself have not read any page of their nonsense since 1994. But I understand the price of the paper has risen continuously since that time. Not for me…..

  • Brad Donald

    NYT is now basically less credible then the @THEONION.

    • IBXNJ

      The Onion can be very entertaining at least….

    • pinupartist

      How much contempt does the NYT have for its readers, to think this isn’t the most transparently partisan BS ever? Although the people who read the NYT have Nancy Pelosi’s grasp of facts, so…

      • ReneeTru

        Sad but true.

    • StopThisMadness

      I went to comment there and after allowing a mere 136 comments, they have closed the comments section. Wonder why, lol?

      • pajamakat

        Because the NYT readers love Obama. I went there the other day. They all blame the Repubs and the govt’ shutdown for the failure of obamacare. There was also a doctor on there stating that we need to have a single-payer system. After reading all those comments I am convinced – liberalism is a mental disorder.

      • Brad Donald

        The top comments are all critical of the NYT story and its EDITORIAL board. Basically they just all but admitted that they are no longer and institute of journalism, but one of propaganda for the democrats.

      • Erin Bullock

        I know! I wanted to tear them a new one and I can’t! Not in the comments anyway, but I see that they have conveniently neglected to hide their email addresses, snail mail addresses, phone numbers….

      • rulierose

        I wondered that too. I read the article at 9am on Sunday morning and the comments were already closed. cowards.

    • Erin Bullock

      I would go to the Onion for news before NYT. They don’t lie as much.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    “All The News That’s Fit To Omit.”

    • stuckinIL4now

      Or fit to vomit.

    • Spiny Norman

      “All The News That Fits Our Agenda”

      Or, the old standby: “Pravda on the Hudson”

    • russellbennett

      I like that. To omit is the same as Lying.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

      All the news that’s fit to pick up my dog’s sh!t…

  • SideTraKd

    It’s totally okay that he lied, guys! After all, it wouldn’t have passed if he had told the truth, and he might not have gotten re-elected! It was all for the greater good!

    Pay no attention to those pesky facts… It doesn’t matter that there are less people covered by insurance now than there was before Obama came along..!

    We’re totally helping those pitiful poor people that you hateful bigoted conservatives don’t care about!

    We can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs!

    …as long as they’re your eggs, and not ours.

    • Bill Phillips

      Great bit of sarcasm! 😉

      • SideTraKd

        lol… thanks… =)

    • https://www.facebook.com/app_scoped_user_id/100000440916770/ Kris Langley

      If your huevos (smile) are breakable, then you had a piece of crap set of eggs…

      • Jimbo

        They didn’t break no stinkin’ eggs. They released them from their shells and set them free. BTW Kris, we share the same last name, if that is your last name, you sneaky ‘publican.

    • http://www.facebook.com/stupidshitobamasays Stupid Stuff Obama Says

      It’s OK for Muslims to lie to the enemy… that’s We the People, in case you are still confused…

    • unclebuck7

      Hospitals would take care of the uninsured in their ERs. The old system ws not broken. The compassion system.

  • NickGranite

    They are becoming a parody like all the jokes about Baghdad Bob and Pravda in the Soviet Union days. Don’t believe what you see and hear. Believe what I tell you.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Oh, I believe NYT’s excuse. What I don’t get is why they decide to keep spewing ridiculous nonsensical excuses that do nothing but make them look really really foolish. If Prezuhdunce Obumuh is misspeaking or didn’t know, then he’s either surrounded by a bunch of untrustworthy lying idiots, which in my opinion he is, or he’s too stupid and lazy to be president, which has been quite obvious for the duration.

    • crookedwren

      OR he’s doing exactly what he planned to do all along. Ms. Jarrett Knows.

  • conservativemomma

    From reading the comments in the NYT defending the ACA I imagine we will be bombarded with the term “junk insurance policies” for the next few days from the liberal foot soldiers. I have to admit that they are masters are getting their zombies to bite on whatever piece of “crap” they throw out to them.

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      Dude you have no idea. I can’t read the comments in NYT anymore because I live here and encounter this on a daily basis IRL. Every time I want to slap the person SNAP OUT OF IT

    • Spiny Norman

      “Junk insurance policies” = no maternity coverage for 52-year old men.

    • tedlv

      He masterfully baited his minions into the whole UACA flop.

      • phred01

        a true master-baiter.

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    And Hitler clearly transitioned the Jews to a better place.

    • ReneeTru

      :( He isn’t a Hitler yet, and I pray that we as a people of a free nation stand strong enough to keep anything even close to what happened in Hitler’s era from happening in the United States of America.

      • usaok59

        It’s almost too late right now! O is tightening the noo se as we speak.

      • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

        Keyword “yet”.

    • Martha Cortez

      Yes, they didn’t want to live anyway.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      “We have always been at war with Eastasia. Oh, sorry. I meant ‘Eurasia.’ I misspoke there.”

  • Tony0920

    Why don’t you all f f f fade away… Talkin about my cancellation. My cancellation baby.

  • capisce

    All the excuses fit to print.
    Teleprompter auto-corrected “question mark” to “period” thereby
    causing POTUS to mispunctuate .

  • Spinmamma

    Really? Oh my aching arse.

  • Thomas

    Why does anyone read the New York Times? Quit giving your money to the left.

    • Judy Hines

      @thomas by far, the most intelligent response

  • rambler

    The NYT likes lies. The paper if full of them. It is easier to count the true and accurate news stories than to count the lies.

    • russellbennett

      They get the date right but beyond that beware.

  • Duane Meyer

    osucka is a flat out LIAR.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Does this even sound like Natural Laws, Natural Rights, the Constitutional, Sovereign, Free Republic that YOU WERE BORN INTO, where the Founding Doctrines writ that we would be protected so that we would have Freedom, Liberty, Privacy, Private Property…you know…Your Entire Body, YOUR Life, Liberty Pursuit of Happiness?
    So, forced and mandated to be a doctor is a new 0’Communist Career?

    If there aren’t any “doctors working for the government” then what cha’ gonna’ do?
    If there aren’t any hospitals owned by the government then what cha’ gonna’ do?
    Would some one tell us what other forced and mandated 0’Communist Careers are there going to be?

  • AmericanMom

    I’m gonna make them a healthcare plan they can’t use or pay for.

  • Marvin Nelson

    And the NYT wonders why their subscription numbers are in the toilet. Anyone who continues to read this rag has the brain power of a dead guppy. Wouldn’t waste a dime on them, even as a fish wrapper. Pitiful liberal lapdogs.

    • ObamaFail

      Hey, WhoDat isn’t as smart as a guppy.

  • paevo

    The essence of Barack the Magic Negro is a lie…

  • exceller

    So let me get this straight, he misspoke and misspoke and misspoke and misspoke and misspoke, sometimes even off of the teleprompter? yeah right.

    • Judy Hines

      only b/c of his “extreme intelligence”???

    • tedlv

      He can’t, uh, er, buh, um, speak when the ar, um, bur, teleprompter um, duh, isn’t on.

    • https://www.facebook.com/app_scoped_user_id/100000440916770/ Kris Langley

      Republicans hacked his TelePrompter, and then used our Jedi mind tricks.

      • tops116 ✓Quipper

        The corpsemen used the Jedi mind meld they learned in one of the 57 states.

  • FaithColeridge33

    I love how quickly the the NYT closes the comment section when the comments aren’t exactly what they thought they’d be.

    • OingoBoingo

      Free Speech for Me—But Not for Thee.

      • tedlv

        Hee hee,

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Oh yes, you noticed that too!
      Hillary does it too. She allows no one to have a phone or tape recorder or camera when she gives speeches at any of her events.

      • OingoBoingo

        I will not be held accountable for my promise or lies. ~ Hillary

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          #Saul-Alinski-In-Pantsuits2

  • Kristi Walker

    Frankly, I LOVE it. All those that defended this liar can now reap what you’ve sown. Middle class America who did their research tried to tell you, but you placed your faith in government and continue to do so. They are NOT altruistic, nor can they solve the problems we face. Welcome to the truth. I hope it scrubs the skin off your behind. Now, if we can just get the idiots who looked to this guy to “save them” to recognize that NO government can, or will, save them, we’ll finally be getting somewhere.

  • PATRIOTOFAMERICA

    OBAMA SUPPORTERS, ARE TRAITORS TO THIS COUNTRY. “MISSPOKE???” -YOU POS’S ARE OXYGEN THIEVES.

  • Leslie Jackson Hogge

    Yeah, and I misspoke last time I gave them my weight at the DMV.

  • MountainMan57

    not only “let me be clear” but don’t forget at the end of the lie (mispoken of course), “PERIOD.” with noted emphasis from Obama himself

  • Lesly

    Obummer knew from the beginning that ‘you will be able to keep your current health plan’ was a lie from the getgo! WSJ reported that lawyers tried to convince WH saying that line was a lie and should be deleted but white house aides overruled. Nothing that comes out of him is truth. None of his so-called staff is accountable … none of them.

  • LCM☝✊

    Let me be clear just like Hitler I will tell you what you need to hear in order to advance my progressive Marxist agenda! -Barry Obama

  • ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    So, that fellow during the State of the Union speech, at the outset of Obama’s first term, who shouted, “You lie”, obviously was correct.

    Imagine that.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Congressman/Col. Joe Wilson!

  • Grace656

    Truth hasn’t seen the light of day at the NYT in so long, who there would recognize it? They make up their own truths – obstinately, ostentatiously. Maybe we could hack into and write an editorial to convince their readers that a rocky seaside cliff is just a small step down. Jump!

  • Danthemason

    This isn’t helping the NYT circulation problems one bit.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      And when the folks at NYT attempts to find that (forced to be a) “government doctor” for that circulation problem, will they have written enough fantasy stories for their dear leader and find that, that Insurance Card he gave them that states Health-Care-Is-A-Right-Card lead them to a Master 0Govt Doctor?

  • Gregory M. Brown

    I use to be a subscriber to the NYT (3 decades ago). It is now “All The News That Is Unfit To Print”. They wouldn’t know truth if it hit them in the face.

  • disqus_Y38bxN0VuX

    Obamacare is a redistribution of wealth scheme. For your plan to be Obamacare compliant, you need to cover birth control, maternity, and pediatric dental care which is addl premium (tax)..

  • Marvin Nelson

    Murder suspect to police: “I didn’t stab that guy to death. He fell on my knife 50 times.”

  • hwy505

    Hitler misspoke of the Final Solution.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Yes. And he spewed to the masses that he hated Marxists.

  • Tom

    It seems obvious to me now that the phrase – ‘Let me be clear’ or ‘Let me be perfectly clear’ is Obama’s tell when he is about to lie. What he is actually saying is, “Let me be perfectly clear about what I’m going to LIE about”.

    • Rusty Jewell

      With very rare occasions, I’ve always thought the same thing. And I think it can be more definitively defined when he uses that phrase. It’s his code phrase to his liberal base to simply not call him out on what he’s about to say.

  • tjoleo

    For the People who still believe Obama and what the media are saying are the blind being lead to slaughter.

  • alvin691

    Clearly your honor, it wasn’t rape. The defendant simply fell into the victims vagina. Repeatedly.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    It’s their big, big surprise…’Tis a reality called a “Rude Awakening”!

    Can you hear them say (NYT): “What, “No Doctors, No Hospitals!” …as their “ink jet” bubble pops with all that type print hype for Their Master didn’t Save them.

  • http://www.gunsgodandcountry.blogspot.com/ johninlongmont

    “misspeak” = “newspeak”

    • Orthospinedoc

      Big brother is watching you!…lol!

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Jim Angle and Sean Hannity proved it again for us all, too…!

  • JeffWRidge

    This is just more proof that to the lefties the ends does justify the means.

  • RTB

    I suppose the country ‘miselected’ BHO twice.

  • Jay Stevens

    Obama’s “57 states” was a mispeak. “If you like your …” was a deliberate lie. The libs, media and otherwise, trying to spin this are looking like idiots.

    • AnneCameo

      I believe there are 57 Muslim countries. Any 3rd grader in the U.S. knows, automatically, there are 50 states. Fact: The only time Obama lived in this continental U.S. – was a “foreign” college student and corrupt Chicago lawyer.

  • TheChuckr

    They closed the reader comments after 117, I wonder why, it couldn’t be because the NYT editorial board realized that they might have “mis-wrote?”

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Nah. They love playing the Saul Alinski tactics.

  • no good deed

    Oops, my hand just slipped…punch. Whoops, it slipped again…punch. I just can’t control this thing…punch. No, I’m not beating you up. I’m just misspeaking with my fists.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      No good deed goes unpunched?

  • Rusty Jewell

    All I see here is a bunch of over-reacting taking place. What Obama said is exactly the truth but far right radicals are refusing to put all of the misspeaks into context. He clearly stated that everyone gets to keep their insurance if they like it……………………. until January 1, 2014. What’s the big deal? They’re covered for another 59 days.

  • X3Charlie

    I’ll be sure to tell my parents that if I ever lie and get caught. I just misspoke, it wasn’t my fault.

  • Tunes59

    HEADLINE: In an amazing aerial display the NYT simultaneously hoists itself on its own petard and jumps shark in an attempt to provide cover for Obama lies.

  • Jack Deth

    Lame A$$. Prostate Tickling, Liberal Excuse:

    Using “Misspeaking” as an alibi is the same as someone standing on a street corner peeling an apple with a 12″ Switchblade knife.

    And a bystander turns the corner and runs into the Switchblade a dozen times.

    • Bill Phillips

      ROFL ….Now THAT was a GREAT analogy!

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Excellent, liberal alibi, Jack Deth.

  • TonyMitch

    Obama and other liberal politicians understand their constituents. You can lie and cheat all you want as a politician just keep giving us our freebies. They also understand they have an extremely uneducated and undereducated constituency. So much of what they say the constituency doesn’t undertsand. Lying and victimhood is a way of life for liberals. Look at the next group of voters they are working on. Illegal imigrants uneducated, liars, cheats, criminals and victims. Many do not speak english so when liberal speak is translated you can say whatever you like. It gets lost in translation.

  • Medicinewoman2

    Why do people buy this paper, your family will lie to you for free!

  • Bill Phillips

    Whoever said the NYTs is ONLY good to wrap dead fish “misspoke” …It’s not even qualified for that purpose …it will contaminate the fish!

    • Davis Thompson

      I refuse to eat fish contaminated with liberalism. I’d rather have mercury.

  • happyscrapper

    A lie is a lie is a lie is a lie. And now, NYC will be lost forever as they are on the verge of electing a rabid, radical progressive socialist as Mayor. Good Luck, NYC. You are going into the toilet. Oh, and watch crime soar. This will not end well, but apparently the citizens of NYC have drunk the Kool Aid…just not in the 16 oz size.

  • Resist_Tyranny

    NYC=The new Detroit

    • Joe

      Exactly! Capitalism built Detroit into the most economically successful U.S. city in the 1950s. And then Democrats took over control of Detroit in the early 1960s, and in 50 short years they drove the city into bankruptcy. All Hail Liberalism!!

  • TDS

    Obama didn’t lie, he mis-spoke.
    Clinton didn’t cheat, he mis-poked.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      if you will allow a minor correction…

      Clinton didn’t cheat, he poked the wrong Miss.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Hmmmmmm. Didn’t get enter hit, and zap the Liberal Troll Down Voted Already! Hi!!!!!!

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          See. Troll did it again! Hi Troll!

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Thanks for the up vote guest…Troll ran off we guess.

          • TDS

            Gave you some UP votes to make up for the troll, ha…

    • ObamaFail

      Everyone knows he was aiming for Hillary but Monica’s mouth got in the way!!

      • TDS

        I really doubt he’s “aimed” for Hillary for a number of years.
        On an entirely different subject, how old is Chelsea now?

  • Shiner

    Enough is enough. STOP BUYING THIS RAG! Vote with your pocket book. Make it the money pit from hell.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Just a Reminder – Refresher…

    Source: http://www.nationalreview.com
    Confiscatory Tax Rate Dreams from my Father
    By Lisa Schiffren
    August 19, 2008 3:01 PM

    http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/167359/confiscatory-tax-rate-dreams-my-father/lisa-schiffren
    .
    Source: iroots.org
    100% Taxation – Barack Obama Sr.
    http://iroots.org/2012/07/28/obama-like-father-like-son-100-taxes/

  • dibble1

    BHO seems to have a propensity for misspeaking. The book “The spirit of Islam,” by the Muslim scholar, Afif A. Tabbarah was written to promote Islam. On page 247, Tabbarah stated: “Lying is not always bad, to be sure; there are times when telling a lie is more profitable and better for the general welfare, and for the settlement of conciliation among people, than telling the truth. To this effect, the Prophet says: ‘He is not a false person who (through lies) settles conciliation among people, supports good or says what is good.”

  • Joe

    Obama’s Gestapo and Storm Troopers tell you to adhere to the ACA’s rules.

    SIEG HEIL!
    SIEG HEIL!
    SIEG HEIL!

    Let’s all together sing “Obama über alles” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-2FoCchImc

  • locosmom

    Remember how Dems opertate-as to the question of “clear”—depends on your definition of the word, similar to Bill Clinton and his definition of the word “is”. Now, I’m wondering what the heck Obozo is gonna do if good ole Jarret comes down with some dreadillness and doesn’t come in one day to tell him what he needs to lie about for the day—-probably just stay in bed and cancel everything planned, lol—please get sick for a few days Valerie, we need a break from puppet-man.

  • Craig Means

    According to Feinstein a few minutes ago on Face The Nation, what Obama meant by that is you could keep your plan UNTIL Obamacare was implemented!

    • Joe

      Nice try, Feinstein. FAIL.

    • Bill Phillips

      Pathetically sad is that some ….anyone …would believe these latest attempts to put lipstick on the mother of all Pigs …LIAR in Chief Obama!

    • StandProudNow

      LOL!!!! She was prolly awake all night trying to come up with that Extraordinary spin.

    • ObamaFail

      If libs are stupid enough to believe that, then they are lost causes.

  • GRusling

    Obama is a narcissist. He truly believes he can say anything, tell any lie then SPIN it so the masses of his unwashed inferiors out here will believe every word! Maybe he is smart, but he’s not nearly as smart as he thinks he is…

  • GRusling

    Tell Obama he can KISS MY GRITS! Take his ACA and shove it where the sun don’t shine…

  • Dodie Doren

    PERIOD!!!!!!

  • Dodie Doren

    The “Let Me Be Clear” is getting to me, talking to us like little kids,, and all the Libs are now using it,, I UNDERSTAND,, OK?? you are trying to KILL America,, O

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    “the “let me be clear” that preceeded every “misspeaking””
    Dick, you’ve come back. But why did you come back as an idiot?

  • umad80

    You know, we blame politicians for the problems of America, but what we should be doing is blaming the so-called media. Their job is to report facts and expose the lies. It’s why we have a media and why they are protected in the constitution. But they’re not doing what they were meant to do and we have people like Obama running around being able to fundamentally change EVERYTHING because they sweep it under the rug or twist everything for him. They are the true disgrace. If they did their job we wouldn’t have someone like Obama – or any politician like him – in our society. Absolutely disgusting.

    • Davis Thompson

      Oh, man are you spot on! We have to destroy them by refusing to buy their product. This includes visiting their website as every NYT/Lib media page you click on earns them a tiny amount of money.

    • AnneCameo

      Yes, totally correct. Obama “played” the MSM; and more and more people are leaving them, for not doing their job of honest reporting. It is why free speech was/is considered so important in the U.S. to maintain our rights and freedoms.

      But, let’s not leave the “citizen” out of the responsibility to learn and take an active part in their governing. People have become lazy, enjoying this great country; and many don’t bother to even vote. We need to change, as a country, take our power back. All polls indicate what the majority favors – yet the results weren’t the same at the polls? VOTE. 11/2014

    • http://gathman.org/vitae CustomDesigned

      The media would have no power if people didn’t read/view and believe it. Those people spend their money on it because they want to believe it. As fewer and fewer people are willing to spend personal funds on government propaganda, expect some government “bailouts” of media giants, along with more editorial control.

  • John Howard

    Those who put Obama and the Party of Criminals into office need to understand they “misvoted” and correct themselves next time around.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Great sarcasm, John! ;’)

    • AnneCameo

      Although, I really like your “misvoted”. These Lib followers were stupid, remain stupid and uninformed, and the MSM is assisting them in that goal.

      Obama LIED, and if his mouth is moving, he’s lying.

  • BeevaloBill

    What is particularly amusing is that the NYT closed the comment section after 119 comments. Apparently they do not want others judging their smarmy boot licking.

  • Davis Thompson

    The New York Times has officially jumped the shark.

  • in_awe

    Come on, the fishwrap of record has a long history of these explanations starting with Walter Duranty in the 1930’s:

    – those peasants in the Ukraine weren’t starved to death, they were transitioned to a better place through dieting.
    – those army officers weren’t murdered they were transitioned to a better place through high speed conversion of their sentient status, not lead poisoning as reported elsewhere

    – those Jews weren’t persecuted, they refused polite opportunities to embrace the state religion in place of their stale beliefs

    The list is endless…

    • AnneCameo

      Sooooo, do you write for the Libs? I’m sure I’ve seen them use your words? (lol)

  • Fhalkyn Phoenix

    “Clearly, Obama misspoke.”
    Clear as mud! So, on an unrelated topic NYT, how do Dear Leader’s boots taste today?

  • David Broderick

    Stop the excuses … he’s reading an f’in teleprompter, not misspeaking.

  • http://Twitter.com/jkerrysforehead John Kerry’s Forehead

    Why is anyone surprised? NYT, along with most rags and alleged news programs stopped writing their own stories 5 years ago. All stories come fromWH now. Valerie Jarrett tells them what to report and when to report it.

    • AnneCameo

      As the MSM is and has so severely “failed” to do honest reporting since 2008 and their “Obama love”, they are, and will be, more examples and subjects of the disastrous leadership of Obama.

      I refuse to patronize newspapers that only do lib biased stories, and local news that only have the Lib biased viewpoint; and DEMONIZE everyone else and everything else who disagree with this miserable ruler. They prefer to stay uninformed, refuse to open their eyes to the facts, and unfortunately many will stay stupid.

      We have an important election in 2014 (regardless of the focus on 2016 and Hillary – who cares). The GOP can retake Congress, repeal ACA and Impeach O. Our country will not survive until 2017, without this change. Vote in new GOP – and demand they represent CONSERVATIVES – who actually represent 50% of the country, and have had no representation since 2006 – when Dems took over Congress and O. took over ruling.

      2014 all conservatives need to vote.

  • sanirab

    There is a song that was performed by the Eagles that could fit perfectly for Obama if it didn’t insult a group of great musicians. “You Can’t Hide Those Lying Eyes”.

  • Daniel

    No, I am most certain that Obama “quoted” what his teleprompter “misquoted”. The fastest way to resolve this is to call Google, Verizon, and James Cameron.

  • Snarkey1968

    The scary part is…there are people out there that believe the NYT and will defend them! Yikes!!!

    • AnneCameo

      Has anyone else seen the interviews of some college students and people in the streets? They have no idea who Pelosi, Kerry, Reid, etc. are; and didn’t realize that Obamacare and ACA is the very same thing? Now, this is more than 3 years since ACA became law. And, of course, they blame everything bad on the GOP?

    • Snarkey1968

      Good God! I went to the editorial and read some of the comments… Folks, we are doomed!!

  • K Fahn

    Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
    a tale of an ego trip.
    It started in some foreign land,
    although he won’t admit.

    His mate was a mighty clueless man,
    a verified dim wit.
    Five cronies came along that day
    to help him make his hit.

    The polls they started getting rough
    the constitution would be tossed,
    If not for the courage of a fearless few
    our country may be lost.

    His law was placed on the shores that day
    With Joe Biden
    Obama too
    Pelosi and Harry Reid
    Hillary
    Kerry and Sebelius
    here in Obama’s Land

    So this is a tale of the establishment,
    been here for a long long time.
    We’re told to make the best of it,
    to speak out becomes a crime.

    The clueless mate and media too,
    will do their very best
    to make you believe his words
    are not filled with lies and trash

    So join us here each day my friends,
    you’re sure to get the shaft
    from seven ego maniacs
    here in Obama’s Land

    KFahnestock

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Time after Time…
    Somebody did a song that was titled that didn’t they? Lib?

  • Eddie frOly

    Wow but hey they are totally unbiased and objective!! How can he have misspoke probably at least a hundred times over three years! Every stop he made while campaigning he made that statement. You have to be allergic to facts and logic to believe that he misspoke.

  • JoJo58

    obama didn’t lie to those that voted for him. He lied to the ENTIRE country and anyone within listening distance. Period.

  • Oxbow

    lily white knight liberals coming to the rescue of the poor black man who can’t articulate himself properly.

    • TDS

      But… But… He’s so “well-spoken and articulate”…

  • lilwren

    Yet, he keeps prefacing his fiats with “Let me be perfectly clear…”
    Yes, he is the most transparent of politicians. We can see right through him.
    However, it is translucency – shining the light – that so frightens OBoy.

    • AnneCameo

      It’s been reported by Congress, news media, that the O. administration is the most secret in our history.

  • http://www.facebook.com/stupidshitobamasays Stupid Stuff Obama Says

    It’s OK for Muslims to lie to the enemy… as directed by the Koran…

    • nc ✓s & balances

      They call it Taqiyya.

  • vidgamenerd

    “misspoke” huh? just like our once great country your newspaper has a problem…. a liberal one. As your ad revenues decline and your cost to the subscriber go up,and the quality of your reporting having been in the toilet since 1993 or 1994; you ignorantly stick to the business model of failure. Cannot wait to see that the NYT has gone bankrupt in a few years..Maybe the Koch Brothers or Rupert Murdoch will buy up the dregs that are left and make the Grey Lady relevant again…….

  • Steve Graham

    I think it is time to say “The Democratic Party” lied… not just Obama.

  • ObamaFail

    So in liberal land if a Republican lies, he lied (which is how we in reality feel as well), if a Republican tells the truth, in liberal land that’s also still considered a lie. But in liberal land, if a Democrat lies, he “misspoke” or “told the truth.”
    And who is Barack Obama and his cronies to tell us “your policies weren’t good enough?” Who the hell does this jerk think he is to tell us what is good for us?

    • ErikandKathy Muller

      Well darn…don’t ya know..He is the president of the USA! I sure as he’ll didn’t vote for him!!

  • neoface

    Of course NYT is a cowardly lapdog, not enough guts to call Obama for what he is. An freaken incessant liar!!!! Looky, all these lapdogs keeps on covering Oblunder’s scandals. At what point do they actually become journalist, rather than political hacks. No one should buy their dishonest paper.

  • Skevvy

    Misspoke, yes. He meant to say, “If I like your plan, I may let you keep your plan.”
    Of course the next line is even more damning, He said, “Nothing in this bill will require you or your employer to change anything.” PERIOD.

  • ICOYAR

    If they would know the horrors that socialism brings, why do they still want to protect Obummer?

  • OldmanRick

    Come on. The spiteful, whiny, snively, sissy snitch, blame everyone else, inept, incompetent, irresponsible, divisive, disingenuous, mean spirited, Marxist puppet, brattish, girly emperor wannabe can add pathological liar to his portfolio of faults.

    • mickeyco

      That should about cover it.

  • Skevvy

    Miss Spoke or Miss Directed? At this point, “What difference does it make?” Notice: When George HW Bush broke his “Read my lips…..no new taxes.” promise, Republicans/Conservatives abandoned him in droves, but when Obama breaks this promise, Democrats/Liberals will make fools of themselves to defend His “honor”. And Bush only made that pledge once, while Obama repeatedly made His promise. His only defense is He didn’t write it , He was only reading the teleprompter…..

  • Noneya

    Who in their right mind believes Obama is not a liar?

  • DeadlockVictim

    “Let me be perfectly clear(ly misspeaking)…”

  • Nick Olson

    I always know when barry lies cuz its when his lips are moving!

  • HanaFiveO

    It is after all the NYT, fish wrap of record for liberals everywhere, but I have to admit I was kind of astounded at the verbal gymnastics. If lying were an Olympic event, they’d take the gold baby!

  • ronedee

    When are people going to see that the Emperor is naked?

    • ELC

      Its the people who voted for him who have to come to realize that the Emperor isn’t wearing clothing. The rest of us knew that ages ago.

  • Rick Bladderfish

    A Muslim , A Socialist, and a Communist , walked into a bar one day. The Bar Tender said “Oh hello Mr. President.” :)

  • unclebuck7

    Hopefully I will be taken out of here by Jesus Christ very soon and healthcare will be in His hands for me. :)

  • http://greyenlightenment.com/ (new site) Economics Institute

    let me be clear and I mean this with absolute clarity. If you like your plan you can keep it. um umm hhh ahh i cant read the teleprompter..uhh I been to all 57 states auuh uhh

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    But… but… the Free Stuff!

  • Bob Beatty

    Come on you guys – Obama didn’t know he had “misspoke” until the rest of us found out from the media. Give the guy a break – how is he supposed to know these things? He is only the President, he has a lot on his plate. “said no-one”

  • Don

    When I was a child and mis spoke to my father. I got my butt whipped.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmSIOoy6MlE&app=desktop Booker

    I see the propaganda arm of the Democrat party is in full force.

  • ELC

    Odumbo’s hair is getting whiter and his nose is growing by the mile. I guess that’s what happens when you continue to LIE and are caught doing so. As far as the NYT, there whole infrastructure will collapse into itself if it ever admitted that Odumbo lied. Where would it put them….in the same category.

  • giomerica

    Obama lied… PERIOD!

    • Joe

      Lie verb
      1: to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive
      2: to create a false or misleading impression

      Misspeak verb
      1: to speak (as a word) incorrectly
      2: to express (oneself) imperfectly or incorrectly

      Which definition describes this “you can keep your plan” issue?

  • James Barrett

    So, basically, we have Obama using the grown up adult version of a ghetto hoodlum claiming to the police, when accused of a crime (AND presented with overwhelming evidence) saying “I din do nuffins!”

  • Paul

    It’s good to know that the NYT isn’t in the leftist propaganda business ! No – wait….

  • KansasGirl

    I can’t wait to hear their excuse for saving the “average family” $2500. yearly. lol

    • Joe

      That lie will be exposed when the delayed employer mandate finally kicks in.

  • Joe

    “Can teleprompters misspeak?”

    Dana Loesch

  • Joe

    Which definition describes this “you can keep your plan” issue?

    Lie: verb
    1: to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive
    2: to create a false or misleading impression

    Misspeak: verb
    1: to speak (as a word) incorrectly
    2: to express (oneself) imperfectly or incorrectly

  • Daniel Bonacum

    If I ever have my wife walk in on me while I’m in bed with another woman, I’ll have to remember to to flatly deny it, even with her standing there and seeing it with her own eyes, then when she calls me a liar, I can simply explain that I “misspoke”. I’m liking this!!!!
    (Seriously, this liar obama needs to be impeached)

  • Frank Priviti

    it’s cjust totally disgusting what they are allowing him to say and do

  • will roberts

    Maybe everyone mis-heard, NYT I believe we have something!

  • Jim Rasmussen

    “clearly misspoke” is liberal dog-whistle-code-words for “pathologically lied”.

  • ErikandKathy Muller

    Give BO a break…he mis-spoke, because he mis-read his teleprompter!

  • LegalizeShemp

    “Clearly misspoke” is Demonrat Party Newspeak for “lied out his rear end”.

  • GulfPundit

    BHO didn’t just lie. He perpetrated a fraud.

  • http://www.coreyspofford.com/ YEROCDROFFOPS

    No one read the bill is their new excuse for legislation they all championed? BRAVO SIERRA!

  • TheRMSDave

    Did he say “let me be clear” just before he lied? Here is another lie the administration repeats almost weekly: No one is more upset about (insert latest failure of Presidential leadership here) than I am.” Really?! I can show you long lines of people!

  • EyesWideOpen

    Let me be clear. Obama lied. Period.

  • Erin Bullock

    This makes me so STINKING MAD! UGH! I wanted to rip them a new one on their comments on that hideous lying article – insurance plans not worth keeping my @**! I had a plan I was perfectly happy with. I paid high premiums yes, but I am SICK. I USE it. So it follows that I pay more. But now, no thanks to Obamadeath, now my premiums are (slightly) lower, but rather than the $20 copay I had before, now the best I can get is 80/20 AFTER a 10K deductible. Thank you Obamacare. My PPO plan literally kept me alive. And now it’s cancelled, and the closest to it has a $750 premium (over twice what I was paying with NO deductible) AND a $1K deductible. Oh yes, Obamacrap is just wonderful. Misspoke my @**.

  • Siobhan_McCallen

    It’s quite possible he really did misspeak. Thing is, you only get a pass on it if it was accidental. Misspeaking ON PURPOSE is called LYING.

    • Erin Bullock

      He went past the ‘accidental’ phase a long, long time ago. 37 times is not a coincidence.

  • BowenG

    I thought it was the Teleprompter’s programing
    fault, kind of like the website?

  • URGR82

    is there any true and respectable news paper left? Thank God for the internet and blogs or we would be continuously fed this crap till the rest of us beleive it. Half the population that continues to vote for the people and ideas these guys spin for has already spun into believing.

  • Franklin Crittenden

    Don’t you people understand, Obama supporters do not care if he lies, and he knows that!

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    So, either Obama lied to millions of Americans or he’s so damn stupid that he can’t speak competently speak on his “signature piece of legislation.” Those are some great alternatives, huh? 😉

  • Sandor at the Zoo

    I thought AP style meant you had to use shorter words. They get hung up on “toward” and “towards.”

  • mark

    NYT conference room- what word do we use ? What word??? We cant say LIE. Oh this is so scary- Ah, misspoke. That’s a wrap.

  • sjmom

    Obama is either patently stupid or a pathological liar. The times has chosen the former and me the latter. Absolutely pitiful!

  • HanaFiveO

    If this Oped were on the Onion….

  • http://yourdaddy.net/ NotaLemming

    tools

  • Noneya

    I would not wipe with the NYT.

  • Friode28

    He never lied, that would imply he knew something about insurance or business. NYT shows it’s lack of knowledge of politicians and politics by saying he merely mis-spoke.

  • medbob

    In the next state of the union, the entire GOP needs to get a chorus going of “You Lie…You Lie….You Lie… You lie…”. Foot stomping for emphasis would also be appreciated.

  • SupplyGuy

    Of course he misspoke – liberals can’t lie; that’s what Republicans do.

  • bri

    O’Reilly said it was not a lie.

    • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

      And O’Reilly is a lying piece of monkey crap.

  • Rocket Surgeon

    WW II history, through the lens of 2013: Chamberlin: “Hey!!!” Hitler: “Eh…sorry old chap… I misspoke.”

  • HARP2

    BS should now stand for Barrack Said.
    He mis-spoke when he was sworn in too.

  • dolphfan54

    It can’t be his fault he only says what the teleprompter tells him too. It won’t be long until the teleprompter operator gets fired and is identified as a undercover TEA Partier that made Barry repeat those “mis speakings” over and over.

  • APW

    I think the NY Times article is great for us. Their own disingenuous explanation proves their reporting cannot be trusted. They have jumped the shark and can no longer be relied upon. The Times editors will ultimately kill the rag–hoist on their own petard.

  • http://www.davidsmusings.com/ David

    The New York Times – All the news that’s fit to print….as long as it fits our Socialist agenda.

  • YouGoGirl

    When Obama says “let me be clear” he is just misspeaking, again.

  • Christian Orpinell

    This is a bit random but whoa! I don’t really bother to read the comments from those sites but heavenly heebie-jeebies! These people are delusional beyond help, and what’s worse is they have a dry fashion of expressing themselves. Here is an example: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/15/us/wal-mart-to-announce-extensive-plan-to-hire-veterans.html

    Funny thing is that even HuffPost comments are more interesting than the nonsense on NYT.

  • Chrissy the Hyphenated

    “Smartest man on the planet” except for when he’s talking.

  • tuneah

    Obama is a pathological liar and so are his staff members. Lies too numerous to count, Gun deal: attempts to set up Mexican deaths with American gun plants, Amercian deaths by O Teams planting of American guns in Mexico, American deaths in Benghazi, Abortion in the Obamacare AHC bill (ha), voter fraud. They lie about everything, even about their video tape incensed mob at the gates of Benghazi. .

  • https://twitter.com/UnicornOfMayhem Hi This Is My Username

    They need to stop with the sham that we have a smart president. He’s more of a dirty car salesman, who doesn’t know anything other than how to scam people.

  • $59154503

    The ‘misspoke’ excuse only works for one, maybe two instances – but the Liar said this several times off a teleprompter- it was a premeditated LIE.

    Question: Would the Liar have been re-elected had he been honest?