Wheezing!

If the old-timey phone business doesn’t work (and we know it doesn’t) try that, Obama administration!

Ditto.

Twitter users offer some other ideas:

Snort.

Philly-area columnist J.D. Mullane had another “scoop” as well. He spotted the infamous navigator!

Heh.

He then summed up the problem:

Bingo.

Related:

No lapdog here! Philly-area columnist slams ‘fraud’ Al Gore, GOP establishment; Praises Cruz

Full Twitchy coverage of J.D. Mullane

Finally! Obamacare website ‘glitches’ explained in two perfect pics

‘Classic!’ New and improved Obamacare program released? [pic]

Whoops! President Infomercial: You guys, just use the phone for Obamacare; Guess what happens

  • 13strigoi

    They considered using pony express but realized those evil Koch brothers would hire armed bandits to rob them.

    • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

      More like Robin Hood returning the goods stolen from the people by the government in the first place.

    • trixiewoobeans

      With (OMG) guns!

  • vcferlita

    I really did LOL when saw that.

    • WhoMeToo

      +1

  • Republicanvet

    Morseophonic Harry?

    As it is, those trying to sign up using telegraph, smoke signals or banging on a hollow log may want to get daily video of their attempts…or screen shots of the fails if you use the web site.

    …it may help when the penalty hits…

    Nawww. You’ll get hit anyway.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    What Hath Obamacare Wrought?

    • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

      Calling Obamacare where are you?

  • adam

    This whole debacle points out the problem with democrat ideas. The only thing that ever matters is the intended outcome. How to get to that outcome or if it actually happens doesn’t matter.

    • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

      Actually the outcomes I hope happen are – Obamacare falls flat, the entire mess is disbanded, the leftists are fired in the next elections.

    • unclebarb

      Boy, ain’t that the truth. Why the Death Queen was so overwrought she decided to go to a Gala event starring Chrissy Matthews.

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I find that Owls are fastest

  • John Howard

    As soon as I finish weaving my Navajo blanket, I’m going to start learning smoke signaling. I think it’s doable by the 15th of December. If not, well then I have a warm blanket for winter.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    And Ms. Merkel is having a time Securing her self from the 0’Commie tooooooo, she really knew what Joseph Goebbels, Stalin and Adolf could and did do in the HealthCare World….

    Reuters Top News ‏

    Germany’s Merkel calls Obama over suspicion the U.S. monitored her phone
    https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/393077470577967104/photo/1

    • Adela Wagner

      She could SO TAKE HIM.

      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        And welcome to him, too.

  • JeffWRidge

    Pretty soon they’ll be relying on ESP to register people.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Too bad… Mine only works with Music… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Steve__Jacobson

    The only problem with smoke signals is Rove still has his hurricane making machine and can disrupt the communication.

  • no_more_deceit

    Letters, words, numbers and Morse code? Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

  • RblDiver

    How about cave drawings?

    • trixiewoobeans

      I was thinking of putting those drum circles to a practical use!

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    Can’t one merely employ the services of that new fangled telephonic device?

    • Corey Dennison

      Over the electric wire? (whistles) I don’t know–considering how the Obammy Admin screwed up a simple web-page…that may be asking too much.

    • unclebarb

      Harry Reid says the telephonic method is also down.

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

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  • JBDestiny

    Semaphore’s working pretty well, I hear.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

    Tomorrow’s Headline: “White House Outsources Obamacare Delivery to Residents of Marathon, Greece.”

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Anybody made an Indian Smoke Signal joke yet? If not, let me be the first racist to do so…

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Most Redskins find that racist. =)

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Go for it, Doc! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Fungi2bewith

      And then the obligatory Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D) joke (see above).

  • WhoMeToo
    • Red Fred

      Or the old fashioned method…xD

      • JustLikeAnimals

        DRONE!!!!!!

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      #Popeye #HoldTheLine #SeymourKneitel #ToonTrivia Jawamax 8<{D}

  • alanstorm

    “ObamaCare’s most glaring defect is that it is what the government wants, not what consumers want.”

    Wish I’d thought of that. Economically phrased and 100% correct.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Yep, perfect.

  • Marvin Nelson

    Here you go, Oblamer. These are guaranteed to work.

  • Jack Deth

    Semaphore Flags?

    Morse Code with a blinker light?

    Naval Pennants?

    Consumer Reports advises people to avoid HeathCare.gov like the plague. And I always listen to Consumer Reports.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    RT @jdmullane Obamacare navigator at work

    EHHHHHRRRRRR-PLANE! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Morse code may be “Old School,” but it’ll work.. XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Someone should tell Obama that the plans to construct a coast to coast railroad are progressing and an ancillary component of that project is the erection of a wired communications mode called “telegraph.” Rumors are it will revolutionized the communications domain and can likely be an upgrade to his current efforts.

    • Buffalobob

      obie did mention the TRANSCONTENTAL railroad a while back. Said it would bring commerce to all 57 states.

      • JustLikeAnimals

        Heh..

  • Scott
  • Obamaroid_Ointment

    Can you enroll me now?

  • AmericanMom

    Send them via emails to Merkel; the feds will have them right away.

  • Michelle ✓classified

    The crows in Game of Thrones are more functional and reliable than Barry’s site.

  • WhoFarted

    If you people keep picking on the boy in the WH he’s going to hit you with his purse.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

    So I hear a Rosetta Stone app will be available when you need help navigating the website when(IF?!?) it’s fully functional.

    • Scott

      Russian??

  • Fungi2bewith

    Sen. Elizabeth Warren in charge of smoke signal division.

  • marion vega

    ‘…a star wars mind-meld’. As Obama once stated