Epic boom! As Twitchy reported, Michelle Obama whined that the White House is like a prison. Twitter users swiftly offered her parole and locked up some giggles with the hashtag #MichellesPrison. But Twitter user @ChrisBarnhart won the day with his awesome snap tweet. It has been tweeted over 300 times and counting.

Indeed.

Twitter destroys an absurd claim with one tweet yet again!

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  • http://deadbuffaloblog.blogspot.com/ DeadBuffalo Blog

    It should be like a prison. Shelly & Barry are absolutely CRIMINAL!

  • Bemani Dog

    And prisoners don’t go on monthly junkets on the taxpayer dime.

  • SRVDisciple

    Dear Michelle, The TEA Party will gladly help with your escape. How’s tomorrow sound?

    • Suzyqpie

      I’ll rent the U-haul!

      • trixiewoobeans

        And you gotta leave with what you came in with!

        • Dee Dunbar

          WE can have you out of there Lickety split!

          • trixiewoobeans

            Me or them? Lol!

  • RblDiver

    What do you mean prisoners don’t get an all-expense paid trip to Africa?

    • trixiewoobeans

      And Hawaii, and Martha’s Vineyard, and Bermuda, and………(to be continued).

      • Clete Torres

        Boston, San Francisco, Shitcago, NY, LA…

        (again, to be continued)

        • Adela Wagner

          SPAIN- A BIG one….

          First lady Michelle Obama’s 2010 trip to Spain cost taxpayers nearly
          $470,000, according to Judicial Watch, which filed a Freedom of Information Act request and obtained
          Secret Service records from the overseas excursion.

          (and yet AGAIN, to be continued)

  • BeautifulAmerica

    Michelle & Barry: Pay us back for your outrageously selfish and self-aggrandizing $100 million dollar vacays or you WILL be going to a real prison.

    • Jedd McHead

      If ONLY! From your mouth to God’s ear, BA.

  • TocksNedlog

    Quick, dial whine-one-one!

    • Clete Torres

      Waambulance on the way, Moosechelle!

      • TocksNedlog

        Poor, poor pitiful her.

  • Beretta

    When does Chris Barnhart’s IRS audit begin. LOL Great response though.

  • Right Wired

    Prison food is better than WH food, too.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Not at Joliet…Or the Cook County Slammer… #TheBluesBrothers XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • SansMercy

    Its like a prison that sends its inmates on $100,000,000.00 trips, sooooo yeah.

  • VerminMcCann

    Man, if only someone in the Obama administration could read, that tweet would leave a mark.

  • wildwood15

    Yeah Michelle’s own little GetMo.

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      I see what you did there! :-)

      • wildwood15

        Yeah I’m wondering what her new demands will be. A better designer? A finer whine, er, wine? $1000 sneakers? (Those $500 ones were TORTURE!)

      • Clete Torres

        That was good, wasn’t it?

    • trixiewoobeans

      Ni-i-i-ice!

  • docflash9

    Did she mention chains and whips?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I don’t think that’s her sexual preference…ZING! XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    #FreeMichelle! #EarlyParole #RushLimbaugh He has a good idea for his “Club Gitmo” shirt line… Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Clete Torres

      Just heard that. Hilarious.

  • ELC

    If she’s so unhappy living in PRISON(WH), I suggest she let herself out from behind the bars and vacate the premises NOW!.She can bring him a long too.

    • HumorSmith

      “A long too”? Was that a racial slur??

      • ELC

        Read into it what you want.

        • HumorSmith

          Nah. I’ll just try to figure out exactly how long a “too” they make and if Moochelle will make us pay for the longest she can find.

  • jd

    I’m looking forward to seeing the White House featured in
    the next episode of MSNBC’s Lockup…

  • notenoughtime

    Would be more than happy to see her released from her prison immediately and if she takes her husband even better!

  • HumorSmith

    So we should start calling her Michelle Obarsma now?

  • ICOYAR

    Obummer is the prison warden. America is the prison.

  • ICOYAR

    Obummer is the prison warden. America is the prison.

  • David

    Prisons allow visitors. Obama, his ugly wife, and stupid kids have incarcerated themselves to avoid welcoming the American people who pay dearly for their opulent lifestyle.

  • David

    Prisons allow visitors. Obama, his ugly wife, and stupid kids have incarcerated themselves to avoid welcoming the American people who pay dearly for their opulent lifestyle.

  • ernst1776

    What a self absorbed bee itch!

  • ernst1776

    What a self absorbed bee itch!

  • Sharkteeth

    I have not laughed this hard in a long time.

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Well…
    the car insurance just went up $180.00 per year (not caused by us),
    gas tax went up 10 cents today per gallon,
    Public Utility Commission votes on 7/11/2013 whether to raise the states rates by 40% with a Not as viable renewable energy that will not put out as many ohms for our appliances,
    we’ve paid increased power rates for the past 3 years for a new Nuclear Power Plant…yet they’ve yet to break ground on it as of this date,
    the apartment rent insurance went up by 38 dollars (not caused by us),
    costs of groceries just keeps climbing each week and for sure that it will because the 10 cent gas tax went into place today,
    Congress says its not their problem that the EPA is doing this to us and nothing they can do about it yet for every time someone swipes a EBT card Goldman Sach’s makes 62 cents per swipe,

    And she’s bit(hing about what?????

    • tomincol

      Maybe she wants a piece of the 62 cents/swipe of a EBT card Goldman is getting.

  • jd

    “warden threw a party…”

  • $23988033

    Obamas: Love the perks but hate the job.

    US: We have no perks, or jobs but we do despise you!

  • tomincol

    Why would anyone complain about the WH? Complain to Barry if you don’t like the housing arrangements

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Everyone needs to visit (Associated Press) at
    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/fronts/US?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME

    Article Title: DNI chief apologizes for ‘erroneous’ answer on NSA

    DNI James Clapper apologizes for erroneous testimony before congress…NSA Surveillance Collection of our Data

    And she’s whining about being in Prison, and we aren’t?

  • beebop1952

    Moochy is the entitled, unaware and self centered soul the left would have you believe Ann Romney is. Moochy can’t carry Ann’s jock strap.

  • AZWarrior

    You know, the First Family reminds me of some uneducated, shotgun shack dwelling, welfare dependents who win the Lottery Jackpot. Should be interesting how long after they leave the Whitehouse that we see them back on the public dole after living large.

  • BAW

    Have no idea who Chris Barnhart is but I like him a lot.

    Michelle, not so much.

  • linnicy

    Figures, she does not respect the office or her place in history.

  • Adam Johnson

    1084 retweets. I aspire to that. That was awesome. Funniest thing all day.

  • jebjr

    She’s as much of a self absorbed narcissist as her husband is.