Poor FLOTUS whines that WH is a prison; #MichellesPrison locks up the giggles

Ha! Ask and ye shall receive.

You see, Michelle Obama oh-so-graciously lamented her prison-like life in the White House on Tuesday.

michelle in prison


Ah, yes! Some nice patriotism just in time for Independence Day: FLOTUS is a giver! Jammie Wearing Fool has more:

Maybe this explains why she’s always vacationing on our dime. Being it “prison” must be so harsh. Well, if this life of luxury has “prison elements” to it, why not just move out? A nation will thank you.

Zing! Laura Bush interjected, “with a chef.”

Exactly. Oh the humanity of the harsh living standards in the lap of luxury! Citizens swiftly decided to lock up some giggles and #MichellesPrison was born.


Keep them coming, Twitter.

  • b_truit

    I sure hope one day I see someone like Ted Cruz walking in as these things walk out. No respect for OUR house. Pathetic excuse for potus and Flotus? no, pathetic excuse for humans.

    • 1CatEye

      If they couldn’t whine about how tough their lives are, they’d have nothing to say. Hey . . .

  • Fire and Adjust!

    No No Michelle, at a prison, the guns are pointed inwards for the benefit of those who live on the outside…………much like your husband has done to our country.
    YOU live in a palace, where the guns are pointed outwards to keep out school children on field trips just for the benefit of those on the inside!

  • cmerlo1

    She says that because that’s what libs think prison life should be like. Good food, exquisite surroundings, and people waiting on you hand-and-foot until you’re released.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    So is she admitting that Baraka was Reggie Love’s cell beotch?

  • David Johnson

    So there are No White House tours because the place is in lock down?

    • TocksNedlog

      If by “lock down” you mean ‘full-blown panic mode’.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        Clarification:Full-blown “STASH ANY EVIDENCE THAT WILL GET US IN TROUBLE!” mode… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • walterc

    No Michelle, prison is where your husband belongs. How is the White House different than a prison? You can leave the White House any time you want. We won’t try to stop you. In fact we’d be happy to help you pack.

    • BeautifulAmerica

      Unless she can pay The People back for her lavish and selfish vacations at our expense, she belongs in prison with barry-boy.

    • 1CatEye

      She should leave. Don’t let the door hit your very large posterior on the way out.

  • rambler

    Playing the victim card. She has never be grateful of anything in her entire life, so why should she start now. She has chosen to be miserable.

    • Frank Drebin

      “They’re gonna put me in the movies

      They’re gonna make a big star out of me

      We’ll make a film about a woman that’s sad and lonely

      And all I gotta do is act naturally…”

  • V the K

    I had some submissions under the #MichellesPrison hash, but the references to ‘Chained Heat’ were probably too raunchy for Twitchy.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      “She got the baby” #StirCrazy but wound up aborting it XD LOL Jawamax 8<{D}

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

    You people don’t know what it’s like. Let her eat cake, everyone.

    • Clete Torres

      Sad thing is, most people have no idea what ‘cake’ refers to.

      • AMSilver

        The saddest thing is that most people think Marie Antoinette said it.

      • 1CatEye

        No, we can no longer afford cake. Or anything else, either.

  • Tim_Parker_999

    She has a face made for radio.

    • GaryTheBrave

      And a voice made for pantomime.

  • stuckinIL4now

    She coulda said NO to a second term–do real prisoners have that option?

  • Imseriousman

    I’ve never been less proud of a first lady.

  • Sunshineandsurf

    You see what it boils down to is that Michelle is not comfortable unless she is in her own element, South Side of Chicago, Rev. Wrights church etc. She is not ‘free to roam around the country’ because she’s afraid of getting confronted like she did at her speech a few weeks ago. Funny I never heard Barbara or Laura Bush echo the same sentiments.

  • ObamaFail

    Translation: Not being on a beach on a lavish vacation at taxpayers expense feels like a punishment.

  • stuckinIL4now

    What prison besides the WretchedHive grants its inmates with a multi-hundred-million dollar (at taxpayer) expense account?

  • Conrad2010

    What a fool. Even prisons permit visiters.

  • http://yourdaddy.net/ NotaLemming

    Can we have the Fence that surrounds #MichellesPrison? We can put it own our border since your’e not happy with giving up your Liberty for Security.

  • Rhogue

    I guess everyone whines about our jobs from time to time…I think I’d whine a lot less if one of the perks of my job was spending $100M of other people’s money on just one vacation. Or if I had Air Force One at my disposal to go to NY City for a Valentine Dinner.

    Your husband locked the people out and you in. We’d be more than thrilled to reverse this injustice immediately!!

  • TJ

    Palace of Versailles was a prison too when they ran out of cake.

  • TXKracker

    Oh Dear Sweet God, please help us rid ourselves of these two horrible people. They are so hopeless and never seem to amaze of their lack of self-awareness. We are screwed for another year and half listening to this shit coming from the two of them. At least with Moookie “bangs” Obama it is not a daily event.

  • TocksNedlog

    She could go on work-release.

    Oh, wait, that would involve actually going out and WORKING.

    Never mind.

  • Stone Bryson

    Escape Mrs Obama – and take your husband with you. Really… we’ll leave the cell door open, all you need to do is walk through it. And promise never to come back.

  • Clete Torres

    Poor little Moosechelle. Many are the crocodile tears that I weep for her, and the tribulation that she faces each day waking up to a virtual palace filled with servants, all there to sate her every desire.


  • Ronald Green

    I guess she’s ‘not proud of her country’ again. Must be terrible living in the gilded cage she wanted in so badly.

  • BeautifulAmerica

    Living like a pig, Michelle? You are still showing us that your disgusting michelle-and-barry-think continues to be that “Some Pigs are more equal than all the others.” Marxist much, Moo?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      #AnimalFarm #GeorgeOrwell T R V T H ! ! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • MissDiane47

      I’ll rephrase that – “Marxist we much, Moo?”

  • TomO

    Must be taking it in the ass!

  • BeautifulAmerica

    Solution: Stay in Africa, and roam free. Keep the B-boy with ya.

  • Bui van vat

    If the White House were a prison, we could visit it.

  • capisce

    Stalag 17 Trillion

    • maggiespat


  • LegalizeShemp

    So does that mean the Demonrats are racist for putting a black woman who didn’t commit a crime in prison?

  • FaithColeridge33

    This is why I miss Mrs. Laura Bush. Like a lady she knew when to keep her big maw shut.

  • Right Wired

    Douglas Shulman was still able to visit 300+ times.

  • Edward Lozano

    “White House is a prison”? As opposed to being in a real one for the fraud that you and your husband have committed against the country?

  • Smeethow

    If it’s so bad move out and take Barry with you.

  • George Stephens

    I suspect millions of voters would love to help this drama queen escape into anonymity.

  • AZcommenter

    With a chef . . . and dozens of servants at her beck and call (including her full-time, taxpayer-paid, personal make-up artist), and a private movie theater (showing first-run movies of her choosing), and a private bowling alley, and multi-million-dollar, celebrity-filled parties . . . and the only times Michelle can get away are when she’s taking her frequent multi-million-dollar vacations at posh, 5-star resorts in lush locations.

    Waaaaaaaah . . . America is just a “downright mean” country to treat poor, under-privileged Michelle this way!

  • Gary Norton

    It’d be funny if her husband wasn’t continually sending people to actual prisons for using a doctor approved substance, one he admits to using recreationally.

  • Philip Keat

    It seems that class is too difficult a trait for her to master.

  • Patriot

    I think she was talking about some fantasy game she and Barry play. With the chef.

  • Dane Gunderson

    Michelle “Antoinette” Obama could flee to Russia like #Snowden

    • jghdj

      Don’t even put those two names in the same sentence, she is TRASH and her husband is a criminal.

      Here’s a little FYI: the burden of proof is on the government under the Espionage Act to show beyond a reasonable doubt actual harm to the United States as a result of this leak. The US may not merely recite a presumptive allegation that release of true information is harmful per se. It has to prove actual instances of actual harm.

      Furthermore the interest of the United States that is allegedly harmed by the release of information cannot itself be an illegal objective. For instance, our spying on the EU during trade negotiations violated international treaties we voluntarily entered. Consequently, the US could not assert that it was ‘harmed’ by being deprived of its objective to secretly violate agreements it entered into. Similarly, any function of the NSA or any other intelligence agency that was outside of the scope of FISA court approval, or which action, even with FISA court approval could be challenged as unconstitutional could not provide a basis for “harm” either. Snowden could assert a constitutional challenge to FISA in his defense. The relevant FISA amendments and FISC rulings have never been challenged and hence found constitutional by the Supreme Court.

      In sum, the notion that Snowden is guilty of violating US law is unfounded in the extreme. But, we can see from the commentary and general ignorance of the law among members of the public that he could not receive a fair trial.

    • ELC

      Then she’ll definitely learn what prison is really like if Russia looks good.

    • ELC

      Then she’ll definitely learn what prison is really like if Russia looks good.

  • James Rose

    As I posted at the Washington Examiner site:
    She is willing to take away the freedom of Americans for security but God help her if she loses some of her freedom so the Secret Service can provide her security.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    The only way out of Alcatraz was by boat or Helicopter….The White “Prison” is land-locked! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • hawkins455054

    that disgusting low life trash, just think if we didn’t have congress she would build herself a new castle, made of gold I’m sure, using slave labor, I have never been so disgusted with the office of president, then these 2, and to think they say she was better than GW’s wife, she had more class on the back side of her panties than the Mooooooooche

    • ELC

      Moochelle doesn’t hold a candle to the class of Laura Bush. She wouldn’t know how to go about getting it. Both of the occupants of the WH are despicable, disgusting and disgraceful. Can’t wait till they are showed the door-hopefully someone will kick them both you know where?

    • ELC

      Moochelle doesn’t hold a candle to the class of Laura Bush. She wouldn’t know how to go about getting it. Both of the occupants of the WH are despicable, disgusting and disgraceful. Can’t wait till they are showed the door-hopefully someone will kick them both you know where?

  • rayg

    Will someone please stop leaving the door unlocked?

  • notenoughtime

    Poor thing. And to think that her prison affords her all the conveniences that hardworking tax dollars can buy!

  • squeeze127

    Wasn’t this the person that wasn’t proud of her country?

  • ELC

    Poor, poor moochelle, life is very difficult living in the people’s house. I suggest you and hubby vacate the premises immediately so the WH can be fully returned to its people. We certainly won’t miss both of you. The minute you two leave…the tours will be back on. I never saw anyone so unappreciative of living in the WH. Don’t let the door hit your big @$$ on the way out.

  • ELC

    Poor, poor moochelle, life is very difficult living in the people’s house. I suggest you and hubby vacate the premises immediately so the WH can be fully returned to its people. We certainly won’t miss both of you. The minute you two leave…the tours will be back on. I never saw anyone so unappreciative of living in the WH. Don’t let the door hit your big @$$ on the way out.

  • nc

    MichellesPrison: I’m so sad that I can’t live the simple, unassuming life of the little people, shopping in Target, driving through McDonalds, walking the dog and picking up his poo. Yes! This is the life I crave! What’s that? It’s time for my what?

  • Andrew Fishman

    This “Let Them Eat Cake Moment” brought to you by Hostess Twinkies… Oh wait, we need a new sponsor because the unions forced Hostess out of business…

    • Clete Torres

      Actually, Twinkies return – made by non-union labor – either this week or next.

      Can’t wait.

      • Debbie Butler

        Yaay for Twinkies!!

  • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

    She will soon be visiting her husband in a real prison cell, when he is brought up, and convicted of corruption, after he leaves the WH.

  • Lady 12

    Sweetie, if you feel like you’re in prison, please move out! You can do that, unlike the guy who made the video that is blamed for Benghazi.

  • Cruz2016!!!

    Awe, 100 million $ vacations still can’t keep the spoiled rotten elitist happy

  • Lisa Dean

    Let’s see, you volunteered to live at the WH thanks to your husband being voted into office (just threw up in my mouth). Then after the first 4 years of your sentence were over, your husband didn’t leave, he ran and was voted into office again and now you’re calling it prison. Enjoy your furlough to Africa

  • Debbie Butler

    Somebody call the WAAAAHMBULANCE!!

  • Damien Johnson

    This is pretty funny but I honestly don’t have any issues with Michelle as a person. Her husband on the other hand…

  • treachery

    Michelle Obama stars in- “Escape from 1600!”
    Just hurry up about it.

  • Danny Wheeler

    LOL! Yes, keep them coming, Twitter!

  • gunsmithkat

    As soon as I find my magnifying glass I will look for my very, very tiny fiddle.

  • richie449

    Ha, she really identifies with the Africans where they are vacationing. Prison is that cell O was standing in for 30 seconds that housed Mandela for 18 years. How could you have just been in South Africa and made that statement 48 hours later?
    I am going with…empathy is not her strong suit for $1000 Alex….oh and its a Daily Double.

  • mhojai

    The Abominable elitist…luxurious accommodations, servants …called “staff”…entourage for vacations and shopping trips, parties with the swells and fawning sycophants called the “media” is considered a “prison”…what comes from never having to work a day in your life, along with uncommonly arrogant and stupid!

  • Zach Smith

    It must really suck to be her, being a single mom in prison and all.

  • Michelle’s Prison

    I’m tweeting from the big house — https://twitter.com/MichellesPrison

  • Anthony Clay

    The Moochie is the the gift that keeps on giving can Morsi have a adjoining cell

  • L R

    Michelle, do you want dessert with that w(h)ine?!

  • interestedobserver2

    She wants to see prison — she should try living as a middle class person in Obama’s America — and having to pay for her $100 million vacations to Africa and her ski trips and her Caribbean vacations, and her shopping trips to Spain, and her separate trip to India, and so on, and etcetera…while her and hubby shut down “their” White House to public tours to “save money.” Bet the cost of the African safari would pay for quite a few opportunities for American school children to see the White House….

  • Bathing Suit Area

    Don’t expect these people to actually read the quote they’re furious about. They’ve been told to hate, and that’s what they’re gonna do.