Good grief! So, that happened.



Contains fairy dust and unicorn horns!

Well, maybe a Chicklets charm offensive is  better than charm offensive donuts or a Carney photo montage. And a pack of “magic” gum is surely better than what was done in Burma: We are still shuddering over that creepy mural. So, there’s that?


Clown Carney charm offensive flop: Jay Carney brings photo montage of himself to briefing

Glazed charm offensive? WH chief of staff hands out ‘please-dont-report-on-Benghazi donuts’ to press

Pic: Twitter users creeped out by Obama mural in Burma

  • Karl Morey

    Bubble gum–tough to chew, impossible to swallow, makes fragile constructions full of nothing but hot air that pop at the slightest provocation…

    Maybe this wasn’t so much a “cheerleading” move as a metaphorical one…

    • TugboatPhil

      And it sticks to you so you can’t get rid of it.

      • CatHerder

        And it takes forever to get it out of your hair.

        • TugboatPhil

          Speak for yourself. I haven’t had that problem in decades!

          • CatHerder

            You and my son-in-law. I think that’s one of the main things he hates about me 😉

        • IceColdTroll

          lol, bravo!

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Don’t forget the bottom of your shoe! Peanut butter got it out of hair^^

    • Jeremy

      ha ha I love the description.

  • Jennifer

    Well, Obama certainly is in his own little bubble..

  • Maxx

    Oh great…it’s not enough that he’s already celebrated by every starry-eyed young liberal in every classroom, now he’s stuck to the undersides of their desks.

    • ObamaFail

      I always flush my gum down the toilet. So it’d be going in the right place if I had Obamagum.

      • stuckinIL4now

        except you’d flush it before chewing, right?

    • TocksNedlog

      With an RFID chip inside.

  • ObamaFail

    This isn’t the oddest piece of Obama merchandise I’ve seen. There is a dildo with Obama’s head on it called “head of state.”

    • Joe W.

      A “butt plug” would be a more appropriate and better seller….

      • TocksNedlog

        That’s Biden.

        • Billie Slash

          I actually think of Biden as just the butthole to Obama’s buttplug.

  • b_truit

    Guess the Kool Aid wasn’t enough for some.

  • TocksNedlog

    “Magic” Negro Gum?


  • TocksNedlog

    Is it Nicotine gum?

  • TocksNedlog

    A product that causes you to move your mouth without saying anything?

    How apt.

  • TocksNedlog

    WARNING: Vice Presidents are advised NOT to attempt walking while using this product.

  • Steve_J

    Is this today’s version of “Billy Beer”?

  • © Sponge

    It leaves something in your mouth just like Owebama says he won’t do, he promises, you guys.

  • CO2 Producer

    Magic Obama Mint must have sold out again. The truckload delivery is on Fridays.

    • IceColdTroll

      Aha, well done.

    • Jeremy

      kudos sir.

  • Clete Torres

    And it only costs $17trillion a pack.

  • IceColdTroll

    Bubble gum – what a perfect symbol of this politician.

    • Adela Wagner

      Wish it was just that easy to spit him out.

  • Debbie Butler

    No thanks. Don’t want that gum.

  • AmericanMom

    ABC gum (already been chewed) for anyone who disagrees with him.

  • Jeremy
  • stuckinIL4now

    Careful it might make your teeth fall out.

  • mhojai

    When kissing his ass just isn’t enough…there’s obamagum…
    @markknoller And just like Obama the taste runs out quickly and it’s hard to swallow.