Clown Carney charm offensive flop: Jay Carney brings photo montage of himself to briefing

Chirp, chirp, chirp.

As Twitchy reported, the mockery began before the press briefing did as Twitter users wondered, “where in the world is Jay Carney?” Once again, he was late to a briefing. So many scandals, so little time!

He finally showed up and pitifully attempted a joke. With pictures.

Of himself.

Pathetic sucking up, Jay? The charm donuts didn’t work, huh?

Um. Not all the time.

If only! Dana Perino predicted that someone in the White House would be leaving to “spend more time with his or her family,” but it wouldn’t be a communications person. Sadly, Carney is what passes for “communication” in this White House.

  • Jennifer


    • angeleyez

      but darling,
      vhen do they feed them Obama ?

    • Suzyqpie

      This guy, Jay Carney, is paid in US taxpayer dollars. Is there a subliminal amateur hour contest going on here? A Gong Show Camarilla? How can the 0bama administration be so cavalier? We have our HHS Sect Kathleen Sebelius, de facto, panhandling private enterprises to fund govt, our Pres 0bama learns what is going on in WDC via newspapers and tv, and our DoJ is on auto-pilot, AG Holder is on auto-cue. That’s the good news, the bad news is the spending Bacannalia runs perpetually in the back ground.
      The End

  • Stone Bryson

    If he wants to ‘charm the press’ maybe he should start showing up on time. People don’t appreciate having their productive minutes wasted… minimally productive as the MSM actually is, of course.

  • RblDiver

    What’s the over/under on him being fired by tomorrow for not having Teh Won in all those pics?

    • Garth Haycock

      That’s what I was thinking. Carney’s gonna have a lot of ‘splainin’ to do when Dear Leader sees him.

  • Bemani Dog

    Jeez, Baghdad Bob was more competent than Jay Carney.

  • CHHR

    Many find Obama’s narcisism adorable and kind of endearing … Guess Jay was desperate enough to try the same in hopes of bringing his media back into the frey of continual cover-up by excuse tactics?

    • Jon

      He probably thought it would be the equivalent of showing the White House press corps pictures of babies playing with adorable kittens and puppies. It would just melt their hearts, everyone would say “Awwwwww…”, and all the scandals would be over.

  • Bozo Sapien

    Shouldn’t be surprising to anyone. This administration has been treating running the country like a joke from the beginning.

  • Murphy Linn Spears

    And these people are running the government….I am speechless. Wonder what Chris Rock thinks of Father Obama now.

    • ObamaFail

      The same. Liberals will never think negatively of Obama. Our economy could collapse and everyone living here could be penniless, and libs would still sing praises of Obama.

  • CR

    I kind of don’t get this?
    Did they just assume that all of the 1,000,000 tweeted photos of Obama inspired such love that they couldn’t go wrong with a photo collage?

    Could someone explain the joke?

  • Brandon Goeringer

    Absolute Clown Shoes!

  • drdr jojo

    hahaha He ‘Just Pulled An OBAMA’

  • grais

    These kids are an embarrassmet.

  • henri newest

    where is the nose and wig

  • bidentime

    Jay stick with doughnuts.

  • David maley

    How about you show the pictures of the 4 dead American at Bengazi.. ASSSSHAT

  • UnknownFangirl

    I’m sorry.. I”m sure I’m just an idiot..but I don’t get it. What was that supposed to accomplish?

  • BoscoBolt

    Ass displays six photos of an ass – audience bewildered.

  • arttie

    Now I remember who BO reminds me of, a light footed, dancing Governor from “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.”

  • LegalizeShemp

    Don’t insult real carneys by comparing them to the clown Jay Carney. At least real carneys can smoke crack, read a Protection from Abuse court order, puff on a Marlboro and run the Tilt-A-Whirl at the same time, Jay Carney can’t do that.

  • arrow2010

    So this is what the “last day” looks like. Obama in his bunker.

  • DizzyMissL

    I always wonder if he smells of cabbage.

  • Guest

    When all credibility has gone,
    the Obama puppet resorts to “comedy”.
    What does he seek now…

  • nc

    I bet his Mommy really liked it.

  • Cruz2016!!!

    If you weren’t sure if Jay was a doucebag…this pretty much shows he’s full of douchebaggery!!

  • CherDash

    OMG, I saw this in another thread here (about Carney repeating himself) and I thought it had been photoshopped!

    • Suzyqpie

      OMG?? 0bama Must Go?

  • GaryTheBrave

    When JC was announced as Spokes-Hole (who did he replace?) did O describe him as the most competent media person evah in WH history? Amirite?

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Given his repeated ability to lie and obfuscate, how is Jay Carney relevant to any process that attempts to get at the truth?

  • Duane Savage

    When his eyebrows point at his hair and his lip goes up on one side…he’s lying.

  • Michele Hoferitza

    Ummm… Did Jon Stewart pay for this?

  • ogama843

    Is this an attampt to be like Comedy Central at the White House?

  • ogama843

    Wow, talk about a side show. Idiot.

  • daeghrefn

    It’s OK, after this gig the guy can go back to being the “objective journalist” that he was before becoming a, you know, ACTUAL Dem flack.

  • Right Wired

    Circle gets the square

    • Kabong30

      I’ll take Whoopi Goldberg for the win!

  • TocksNedlog

    I, for one, think he succeeded brilliantly!

    His ‘charm’ certainly IS offensive to me.

  • TocksNedlog

    Are those still-photos from each time he blamed Benghazi on a YouTube video?

  • Junie3

    He was once Joe Biden’s press secretary, nuff said.

  • Bill Board

    “The many faces of Jay”. Shouldn’t this have read: The TWO faces of Jay?

  • RevnantDream

    Expect another grave stone in the cemetery devoted to those thrown under the bus to Obama’s ambitions

  • Okie_pastor

    *Charm alarm. I thought those were mug shots.

  • KansasGirl

    Maybe Time’s Warsaw Bureau will take him back. /sarc

  • Portnoy

    Really expecting him to just pee in his pants and start crying…

  • I M Free


  • Devon Dibley

    Is there anybody in this administration who isn’t a full-blown narcissist?

  • Gary

    The perfect display of this administration; their official spokesman in full blown narcissism.

  • occam

    Pictures of all of his ‘likes’?

  • Pat

    And how much did this piece of propaganda cost us, the taxpayers. He can’t just do his job?

  • j p

    Humor has been one of the most potent tools of the progressive movement. I don’t know when it became so utilized. We earlier had shows like All in the Family with Archie Bunker shaping public perception. Then shows like The Smothers Brothers, Laugh-in, Mash, all had their effects. Now Comedy Central and Saturday Night Live are huge influences among the younger constituents. Even inane shows like Family Guy and South Park are factors. Seems like humor allows ideas so slide right into the psyche without having to pass through any logic filters.

  • refsareouttolunch

    I think someone better exhume Andrew Breitbart’s body and do another autopsy. Did he really die of a heart attack? He was reporting all these scandals 3 years ago. So glad to see the rest of the media catch up.

  • ToyZebra

    I’m surprised he wasn’t signing 8×10 glossies and tossing them to the reporters.

  • Roto

    “He finally showed up…. With pictures. Of himself.”
    You can tell he’s OBAMA’S Press Secretary.

  • Roto

    “He finally showed up…. With pictures. Of himself.”
    You can tell he’s OBAMA’S Press Secretary.