Heh.
This is a thing“@_FloridaMan: Florida Man Makes Failed Attempt To Kill Wife, Flees House In Underwear, Breaks Neck | http://t.co/NgQqguKF1v”
— megan bristow (@meg1t) June 19, 2013
It is a thing and it’s spectacular. But why is it a thing?
The best stories always start out with "Florida man…" Keep up the great work, Florida Men. @_FloridaMan
— Ryan, Perdido en TX (@RyanLostinTX) May 29, 2013
There's a reason Fark has a Florida tag | Fla. man stripped naked, robbed at gunpoint during first date http://t.co/ihcNU8LQqG
— Ken Shepherd (@KenShepherd) June 19, 2013
Just remember why Florida is a topic on @fark.com.
— ????? ???? ???? (@DaWierComposer) June 19, 2013
And now you can find the hilarity of all “Florida man” news stories in one side-splitting Twitter feed.
Just started following the account @_FloridaMan. Truth is more hilarious than fiction!
— cat hicks (@cathicks) April 27, 2013
Oh Florida man, whatever will you get up to next
— Matt (@matt_worsley_) June 19, 2013
Wonder no more! @_FloridaMan collects all the snark-tastic news stories and posts them for your amusement.
World’s worst or world’s best?
https://twitter.com/red_mercer/status/341630636601249792
You decide! Here is a sample of just the latest @_FloridaMan tweets:
Florida Man Makes Failed Attempt To Kill Wife, Flees House In Underwear, Breaks Neck | http://t.co/lEe6ihXMLV
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) June 19, 2013
Recommended
Florida Man Made Siren Noises During Drunken Bicycle Getaway From Police | http://t.co/IwtPP2Bh7w
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) June 19, 2013
Florida Man Arrested For Punching Police Horse's Butt | http://t.co/zt8eLELxAu
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) June 19, 2013
Florida Man Beaten, Left Naked In Cow Pasture After First Date With Woman Named "Tree" | http://t.co/VCw39nkq49
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) June 18, 2013
Florida Man Stabs Brother Over Missing Mac And Cheese | http://t.co/vRAcCkiAly
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) June 13, 2013
Giggles! Twitter users are gasping for breath over the feed and are heaping on the praise.
Best feed on Twitter "@_FloridaMan: Florida Man Shoots Himself While Bowling | http://t.co/M4Vv8U5zI8”
— (((JonathanWeisman))) (@jonathanweisman) May 15, 2013
@scottjehl That may be the best @_FloridaMan story to date. I literally LOL'd just reading the title.
— ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ sᴜᴛᴛʟᴇ (@kevinSuttle) June 19, 2013
https://twitter.com/GWMorman/status/344913671870365698
@_FloridaMan You probably have the best account on twitter. The lore/backstory of your character is so well fleshed-out it's scary.
— jake from ACAB (@okay_in_the_sea) June 12, 2013
The @_FloridaMan has to be the best twitter account I've seen. https://t.co/tGlQUF7mVW
— Stephen[+..••]Tucker (@AllegroDigital) June 12, 2013
Twitter is nearly complete now that I'm following @_FloridaMan
— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) May 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/kaylaanderson/status/339446869585457153
oh my God this is hilarious—–> @_FloridaMan
— Antifa Leader (@Joe_Schmucc) May 3, 2013
In case you haven't already seen this, @_FloridaMan is the most stunning, bleakly hilarious treasure trove on Twitter.
— Mac Rogers (@macwrites) February 22, 2013
https://twitter.com/dharrisonian/status/347066735628804096
Everyone should be Florida Man!
https://twitter.com/rschrim/status/347173500328501248
Wait … there’s more!
.@_FloridaMan and @_Flor1daWoman….probably the best thing seen on Twitter in a long time
— Hal Grieb (@Hal_Grieb) March 28, 2013
Follow the most disastrous and unintentionally hilarious couple on Twitter: @_FloridaMan and @_Flor1daWoman. #FF
— Corbin Hiar (@CorbinHiar) June 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/roybragg/status/338515412482392064
That’s right: Partner Florida Woman can be found at user name @_Flor1daWoman
Florida Woman Pulled Gun On Roommate For Hiding Vodka; Admits Firing It At Noisy Frog | http://t.co/Y2NeNYlojP
— Florida Woman (@_Flor1daWoman) June 14, 2013
Florida Woman Accused Of Bank Fraud, Blames Cross Dresser Named Serenity For Leading Her Into Crime | http://t.co/SYDfJ5QKu8
— Florida Woman (@_Flor1daWoman) June 17, 2013
Florida Woman Arrested For Keeping Gator To Eat | http://t.co/XfUSPsT5aF
— Florida Woman (@_Flor1daWoman) June 5, 2013
Double the snark!
Will there be even more?
Next Twitter account to get a sitcom should be @_FloridaMan. It would be the most depressing and hilarious 22 minutes of insanity on TV
— Aaron Michael Thomas (@btproductions) June 18, 2013
Stay tuned!
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