Zing! Chuck Woolery offered up that joke-idea in response to this:

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/321991638761234433

Oh, don’t get your hemp-knickers in a bunch, lefties. We know it is hard to have a sense of humor when one is bitterly clinging to, well, bitterness.

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/322000158906793986

But take a cue from these Twitter users who giggled madly at Chuck Woolery’s joke (Twitter account still sadly unverified) and added some funnies of their own.

https://twitter.com/JohnQPublicJR/status/321992493359058945

https://twitter.com/Kathyshappier/status/321994610475933696

https://twitter.com/JohnQPublicJR/status/321992962592604160

Heh.

The game show host and proud Tea Party guy then tweeted some truth about the big White House bash last night.

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/322031945292840962

Indeed. And #SequesterSoul over substance, too. As Laura Ingraham pointed out: “Oh Happy Day”? Not for everyone.

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/322000158906793986

Keep the truth coming, Chuck.

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  • Lady 12

    Ha! The idea of using Rubio’s water bottle is genius.

    • Catchance

      Or 16 oz sodas.

      • Lady 12

        Ooh, even better!

      • Lady 12

        Ooh, even better!

      • Kate

        A Rubio water bottle filled with more than 16 oz of soda, perhaps?

    • Catchance

      Or 16 oz sodas.

  • Meech204

    Is there enough water in all the oceans?

  • Michelle

    Hey, we could finally find use for all of Barry’s water carriers.

  • Squirrel!

    Excuse me? “Keep” him honest? That implies that he was honest to begin with. More like make him get honest.

  • BHopper2

    Does this mean, if he floats, he’s a witch?

    • Jake Wilde

      Nope just poop.

    • Right Wired

      or a very small rock

      • shimauma

        great gravy!!

  • http://yourdaddy.net/ NotaLemming

    Love me some Chuck!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Waterboarding, yes…In the middle of Lake Michigan…..With Concrete shoes…..Plenty of water there….. I won’t rat ya out. Jawamax 8<{D}

  • James Rose

    Is there enough water in all our rivers to make him tell the truth?

  • TheOriginalDonald

    Woolery/Sajak 2016

  • TheOriginalDonald

    Woolery/Sajak 2016

  • CatHerder

    “Monarchs should always have a noose around their necks, it keeps them upright.”

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      #MyPhilosophy(ies) Jawamax 8<{D}
      ADDED!

  • CatHerder

    “Monarchs should always have a noose around their necks, it keeps them upright.”

  • Danny Wheeler

    Keep it up, Mr. Woolery!

  • Carolyn Smith

    Chuck, I love you!!!!

  • neoface

    I’m shocked a Hollywood person dissing Obama. Yes Obama should be waterboarded along with all the terrorist! Obama is a domestic terrorist!!!!!

  • mhojai

    Couldn’t possibly GET him honest, let alone keep him honest. Only way to prevent dishonesty is sew his mouth shut!

  • Jeremy

    Chuck rocks