Zing! As Twitchy reported, Secretary of Dunce John Kerry invented a new country.
https://twitter.com/jdonels/status/306096531373707264
Where are the media cries of “what about your gaffes?”
https://twitter.com/PoliticalGOPMom/status/306095371266957314
Yes. Taking a sip of water is cause for replaying 155 times. In one day.
Plus, but … but … Palin!
When Sarah Palin makes a typo on Twitter, she's referred to as being dumb. When John Kerry, SecofState invents a new country, what happens?
— Ubong Kingsley-Udoh (@ubongudoh) February 25, 2013
@LibertasLogos Will not hear a word about Kerry not knowing names of countries but 5 yrs later still after Sarah Palin
— ♥ Bettye ♥ (@BettyeBear) February 25, 2013
When Palin makes a typo on Twitter, lib journos go nuclear. When Obama's SecofState invents a country…hello? http://t.co/Qzq8NVqXok
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 25, 2013
No worries! Twitter users are at the ready to, once again, do the job that the media won’t do. Bonus? They do it with humor, too. Enter #JohnKerryNewCountries.
https://twitter.com/critterman76/status/306086530286501888
https://twitter.com/Imaumbn/status/306088784339038208
#JohnKerryNewCountries Lurchistan
— American Guy ?? (@YankReb69) February 25, 2013
https://twitter.com/Gabby_Hoffman/status/306091148764667908
#JohnKerryNewCountries Genghis Khanistan
— ??????? London ??????? (@RealStenoJenny) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountries Flip-Floppia
— American Guy ?? (@YankReb69) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountries The Isle of Moormayacht
— No Schiffshow Ever Got Over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountries StillsmarterthanHagelstan
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountries
Heinzmania— Shadow Banned Joe Friday (@justhefax_mam) February 25, 2013
https://twitter.com/EgoAenigma/status/306092013877608448
#JohnKerryNewCountries The Sequester Islands
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountries Windsurfia
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountries Equine-istan
— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountries Payman Islands.
— J (@JustenCharters) February 25, 2013
And an early win with bonus hashtag?
https://twitter.com/Noah_Whining/status/306085936473706496
More, please!
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