Well, that’s a win right there. But, there’s more. The White House is trying to distance itself from its own Department of Justice and the leaked confidential memo on drone strike policy, which revealed a very lenient policy indeed. Givers on Twitter decide to help the president out with some drone strike quotes.

Have at it, Twitter!

Bam! Keep them coming!


  • http://scienceshift.com/ Holly Martin

    A laugh a day keeps Obamacare away!

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    #ObamaDroneQuotes REVENGE!

  • CatHerder

    Because nothing says ‘personal touch’ like blowing you to smithereens from hundreds of miles away.

  • stillinthe60s

    Obama uses the Pelosi doctrine concerning drones….”You have to make a pass with a drone and kill an American citizen before they know what’s in the Bill of Rights.

  • BDST

    Wait till you see what I’ve planned next! Cool, microscopic drones that hone on conservatives and those who dare not worship at my feet!

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    Der Emperor keeps droning on… and on… and on… and on…
    It’s just abortion at range— and he is “pro-choice” after all!

  • Calcat36

    So Soetoro is bitterly clinging to his queeran and his DRONES?

    If obama had drones, they would look like treyvon martin.

    When drones are outlawed, only outlaws will have drones.

    Obama: “You will have to pull my drone remote out of my cold, clammy, little dead hand.”

    These drones are a big f’n deal. -Joe Bite Me.

    A 5 letter word. D-R-O-N-E-S!

    Knock Knock. Who’s there? Drone. BOOOM!

    Is that a drone remote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    Can I git me ah drone license all up in heeah?-JK

    A done attack never fed a hungry child. -Slick Willey

    I did not have sex with that drone. -Slick Willey

    Drones have ahbshohutely nooo impahct on global warming. – Algore

    I sold my drones to al jazeera. -Algore

    I’m channeling a wayward drone as we speak. -John Edwards

    Let me ax you, will dat thang like really reach Yarmulka land? -Al Sharleton

    Drone teknoology… jhfuweufchrygtrgyrhwqur4ju3qmnjdn -Jessie Jackson

    MY TURN. -Hillary Clinton

  • Maxx

    Overheard, the President speaking to the CEO of Lockheed-Martin. “Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet, or even a whole system, is insignificant next to the power of the farce.”

    • Calcat36

      May the Schwartz drone be with you!

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Think I’d rather be water-boarded then blown up.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Obama can follow me with a drone yet Im breaking the law for having a 16 oz. slurpee.

  • Frank Drebin

    We need to get Weapons of War off the streets… and put them
    30,000 feet in the air where you won’t see ‘em coming. #ObamaDroneQuotes

  • Garth Haycock

    “Hey! What’s this button do?”

  • Mapache

    Bitter clingers, clinging to their Saul Alinsky and their drones.

  • Mapache

    How soon where enterprising Americans develop drone missiles in their garage to take out these pesky things.