Heh. What better way to celebrate New Year’s Eve than with some giggles at Congress’ expense? While members of Congress are blustering about doing their Kabuki theater fiscal cliff act, Twitter users decided to combine Greek tragedy and comedy.


Ah, yes! Those “intimate gatherings” with crowds in the ones and tens!

Zing!  We know how well that one worked out, don’t we?

Here is another friendly reminder for President Obama.

And, win!

Keep them coming, Twitter.

  • Bob Smooper

    As a recently-converted Severe Conservative I would like to say that Obama sucks and Romney rulez!

    • carla5731

      Your comments fail to enlighten regardless of which political principles you pretend to support.

    • TocksNedlog

      Mark’s ‘sense of humor’ would be one of the (very few) things that works WORSE than Congress.

    • http://twitter.com/MoueLaMoue Moue La Moue (D)

      Another Epic Fail. At some point, I’m sure your need for attention here on Twitchy will get you some sort of award. Until then, keep trying! Because you’re obviously just not trying HARD enough!

      • Bob Smooper

        As a recently converted Severe Conservative I was hoping for more support from twitchy! But you and the other Obama-bots just won’t give me a chance! You are worse than the LAMESTREAM MEDIA! !

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      You know you’re just tedious and not the least bit amusing?

    • ceemack

      What, exactly, is a “Severe Conservative”? And in what sense is it a proper noun?

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        Isn’t that kind of like ‘radical Conservative’? I’m sure I’ve heard that somewhere….

  • ozconservative

    A ’59 Edsel

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I was gonna say that! XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • nc

    Broken clocks. Even they’re right twice a day.

  • RightThinking1

    Susan B. Anthony dollars. The Chevy Volt of coins. A prime example of government fail. Here is something that everybody wants (money), but as a government planned/produced product is an utter failure.

    Undaunted, the government says, “We can fix the problem!”, and begins stamping out Sacagawea coins.

    Wait until the country has been fully herded into the Obamacare corral for a really spectacular fail.

  • RightThinking1

    Ah…, wait, it just came to me, Lindsay Lohan’s rehab.

  • Steve_J

    #ThingsThatWorkBetterThanCongress Used car salesmen.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Haha, when I read that, I went to ‘Used condom’.

      • mdtljt

        K, you’re right on the nosie on that one!!! At least used car salesmen sell a car once in a while…even if it may be a beater!!!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    A guitar with five strings! I oughtta know… #ThingsThatWorkBetterThanCongress Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Jack Deth

    #ThingsThatWorkBetterThanCongress: Ad campaigns for Solyndra.

  • annoyinglittletwerp

    Pinky & the Brain’s plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

    • Jack Deth

      “Uh… I think so, Brain. But where will we find a duck and a rubber hose at this hour?”

    • Emily B


    • http://www.facebook.com/Raven.Saint Sebastian Kelly

      I fink so Brain, but what if the Teletubbies don’t fight fair?

  • TocksNedlog

    EVERYthing else.

  • annoyinglittletwerp

    French weapons.

  • peteee363

    pet rocks! they have a better voring record then some former state senators from illinois.

  • walterc

    NY Times Reporters.

  • Tyler

    Hillary’s arteries

    • nc

      Hush. We are not allowed to make fun of THE ILL ONE.

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Dr. Smith’s nefarious schemes to get back home to Earth.
    / 3/4 of the Twitterverse just went “HUH?!?”

    • SpinMeNot

      Have you ever noticed that you don’t see Dr. Smith and BHO in the same room at the same time … hrmm, I wonder.

      “Yours is not to question why, yours is to do as I say or die!” …

      just askin’ ….

    • ceemack

      “Danger, Will Robinson!”

    • mdtljt

      Not me!!! I had the pleasure of spending some time with June Lockhart at the Blue Jean Ball at the Willard Hotel in DC on the occasion of Clinton’s 2nd inaugural….only went because I got free tickets…but she was an absolute gem…Hanging out with Little Feat wasn’t bad either!!!

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

        Never hung out with Little Feat but I did meet June L last September at a celebrity show, AND the kids! Will, Penny & Judy, er, Bill, Angela & Marta. What a thrill! Got my picture taken with the bunch (Mark Goddard was supposed to have been there too but called in sick, I met him later on.) June was very sweet but a bit frail. Met a few other celebs too. Monstrously expensive day,but worth every penny (haha!).

  • SpinMeNot

    Perpetual Motion Machines

  • jd

    My 1st PC… 386 processor with 40 megabyte hard drive and no modem…

  • orringtonmom (D)

    a democrat-led voter fraud task force…

  • Catchance

    Apple Maps. #ThingsThatWorkBetterThanCongress

  • Conservative First

    While against my better judgement to sign up for something on WhiteHouse.Gov, I started a petition there to push for a constitutional amendment to create term limits for members of congress. https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/impose-congressional-term-limits/jKRmntYp

    Congress doesn’t work, lets limit how long they don’t work.

  • BeeKaaay

    #ThingsThatWorkBetterThanCongress – The RINOpublican party (surrendering to the Marxicrats AGAIN)

  • OpenTheDoor

    A bent Slinky #ThingsThatWorkBetterThanCongress