Oh, sweeties. Now you are just sad. As Twitchy reported, the lapdogs in the media finally debunked the Paul Ryan Dish-Gate scandal. Pulitizers for all! We can now all rest easy knowing that the dishes he washed in a soup kitchen were, in fact, dirty. Whew! All that lost sleep for nothing!

That didn’t stop the ever idiotic DNC from pathetically trying to jump on the ginned up outrage bandwagon in epic fail style.


So precious.

Indeed. And they are running scared. Perhaps they’ve seen today’s polls?

  • http://twitter.com/WayRight Blair Trusty

    Hope that idiot worked all day on that. LOL.

    • orringtonmom (D)

      LOL i know, right?

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Wake up #DimVanWinkle @The Democrats #Follow

  • https://twitter.com/Guy_Montag_OG Guy_Montag_OG

    #Palmolivegate Oh the humanity.
    Lefties panic! Lefties panic!
    Now switch partners…
    And doh-si-doh…
    Progs panic! Progs panic!

  • Gmama

    Yes, the main issues in this campaign should be the state of the dishes Ryan washed, Big Bird and Mitt Romney’s dog.

    Such a serious group of people.

    Obama probably never helped at a soup kitchen.

    • mark abrams

      Obama probably never helped .

      There you go, shorter and more accurate .

      • http://IKnowBO.com/ Slam1263

        Obama never helped.
        Just a little more succinct now.

        • Lovetorun2

          Obama, never!
          Even a little more succinct.

  • Turning Leaves

    Thanks for reminding me, @TheDemocrats. Double washing dishes is what every dishwasher owner gets to do since you ordered the phosphates taken out of dishwasher detergent.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    i was trying to find Rush on the radio in my kitchen when i came across some other guy who was ranting and raving about ryan and the soup kitchen picture. this is all they have. i wonder how many liberals who don’t think God has any place in government are praying on their knees right now that the debate tonight gives them something. anything.

  • http://twitter.com/Mr_Shy Mr. Shy

    The NYTimes, WashPost, CNN, MSDNC, et al — the whole corrupt, criminal liberal media cabal — can do all the cartwheels they want for their radical commie and attempt to smear Ryan and Romney. Ain’t gonna work.

    Obama: “The oil industry gets 4 billion dollars a year.”

    Romney: “You put 90 BILLION DOLLARS, like 50 years worth of breaks, into solar and wind… Solyndra & Fisker & Tesla… you don’t just pick the winners and losers, you pick the losers.”

    Spew alert video… OBAMA’S DOG ATE IT… Like it / share it / repost it…

    – Romney/Ryan & Shy 2013

    • http://IKnowBO.com/ Slam1263

      Mr. Shy, I saw that the other day.
      I cover my keyboard with plastic wrap now. Makes it easier to clean.

      • http://twitter.com/Mr_Shy Mr. Shy

        Thanks Slam!!! Don’t be “shy” and share it… Wealth (of comedy gold) Redistribution, we’ll call it :)

        WARNING: BEVERAGE ALERT… video could be dangerous to your monitor….

        – Romney, Ryan, Shy 2013

    • Milhouse

      …and then 0bama ate the dog. So he ended up eating it himself.

  • Jack Deth

    This is the best you can up with?!!!


    DNC joke writers are ripping their overseers off, blind!

    • rivers

      Yes! This is the best they can come up with! Incredible! Oh, and to that liar who says Ryan just showed up, the Secret Service and the Advance team would both have been there ahead of time so to pretend it was unexpected it just absurd. When you can’t run on your record, attack your opponent…for washing pots.

  • rivers

    Extending tax breaks for the wealthy makes a lot more sense than denying security to our Ambassador in Libya after repeated requests, skipping out of of 57 percent of your daily intel. breifings, not attending intel. briefings for 9 days before the anniversary of the biggest terrorists attack on American soil, failing to bring down the unemployment rate (unless you strategically leave out California, in which case you can get to 7.8 percent which is….the same as it was in January 09, blaming a blatant terrorists attack on a youtube video and thereby calling international attention to a previously unknown Youtube video….more sense than ignoring an historical lawsuit against the Fed. Govt. by 47 religious institutions and individuals over the HHS mandate, claiming that a tax cut of about 20 bucks a month is a BFD while pretending that a decline in middle class income by 4300.00 annually isn’t…how much sense does 47 million on food stamps make? How much sense does 23 million Americans out of work make? How much sense does free abortion on demand at any stage of pregnancy for any reason make? How much sense does over 100 rounds of golf make? How much sense does it make to re-elect the most inept public servant ever because some fools wonder whether Paul Ryan actually washed dirty pots?

    • leonard narovich

      Just as much sense as it takes to treat republicans like children,while you cram Obamalamacare down our throats.We won’t take offense.

    • jeremy daniels


  • Sabinal

    THIS is a scandal!!!????

  • richard40

    How pathetic can the dems get. First big bird. Now they are making a huge deal about whether the dishes ryan washed were already clean. And it turns out the story wasn’t even true, the dishes were dirty when ryan washed them. Completely pathetic, first in making a huge deal out of a non issue, and then it turns out it isn’t even a true non-issue. The dems are definitely grasping at straws now.

  • kozanne

    Good bleeding jumped up Jones……THIS is what passes for journalism?

  • GardenGnomeLF

    Big Bird was obama’s best argument. Sad.

  • Milhouse

    I wonder if we’ve finally found an incident both significant and silly enough to rival #plasticturkey

  • J.N. Ashby

    How about we just say “That’s what the tax rate is now,” and leave it alone?

  • http://www.facebook.com/mFerro90 Marc Anthony Ferro

    and gentlemen… It turns out, I’ve had this election ass backwards…
    The big issues aren’t that the economy is in a downward spiral, nor that
    our Campaigner in Chief is a liar… It’s that Republicans wants to
    “kill” Big Bird (as false as it is stupid) and that Republicans only
    wash already clean dishes (also… false and idiotic).

    Thank you Democratic Party for opening my eyes to these hidden problems!

  • http://twitter.com/wineplz wineplz

    2pts for the dude who coined #Palmolivegate!

  • Guest

    Off topic from the article, but Is Breitbart.com working for anyone right now?

  • BeeKaaay

    Stupidity is what the DNC is all about.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    it’s a sure bet that ryan has washed more dishes than big bird has……all the more reason to kick big bird out of the nest and he can make is way like the “average person” that the dims claim to champion

  • thohan

    This is both OT and a bit meta, but aren’t you glad that the brilliance that is Twitchy was first conceived by Michelle Malkin et al? Gratitude.

  • Michael Rice

    “Barged into” “withotu permission”….I guess you need to make a reservation they are so busy. Oh wait, after four years fo Obama they are busy…

  • Michael Rice

    New headline “Obama does nto barge into Libya, with or without permission”..

  • Neil Leininger

    We all know why they are mad, Just like ATM’s, jobs were lost by Ryan washing those dishes.