ZOMG! Romney’s racist motorcade!

Well, that settles it. Not only is Mitt Romney racist for referring to his sons, but Romney’s motorcade has nefarious ties to white supremacist groups. And likely has a white hooded tarp stashed in its trunk.

Ace of Spades calls out Zeke Miller at BuzzFeed and the result is glorious.

He demolishes him further:

Awww. Obama loves his wife so much he seeks out baked goods bearing her name.

Meanwhile Romney’s motorcade has its GPS set to KLAN MODE, taking sketchy back-routes and by-ways once used by Quantrill’s Raiders.

You must read the whole thing. But, fair warning: People might give you funny looks.

“Real reporter”: 0

“Just a blogger” Ace of Spades: 1,783

  • Brent Guthrie

    Romney should paint the tour bus orange, paint 01 on both sides, and weld his doors shut, only accessing through the bus driver’s window.
    We’re in HOT PURSUIT FLASH!!! geew..geew…geew!

    • https://twitter.com/MomMilkshake Milkshakes Anytime

      But only if the windows still roll down.

  • http://twitter.com/jimni27 Jimni27

    lmao thanks for clarifying what those tweets meant. I saw them on my timeline and thought he lost his damn mind 😉

  • strat77

    I was watching this unfold like a police chase on local tv. Too awesome.

  • $30423294

    Help me understand. The so-called “occupy” cult of 2011 resulted in at least 100 capital offenses. Yet the leftist media engaged in pretzel logic to argue that even if a Democrat stood 100 feet away from the tent in which an innocent woman was raped by another Democrat, the first Democrat was blameless for the ethos he helped create.

    (The very idea of an “anarchist” means someone who recognizes no law, no “arche” or “first” principles.)

    I’m really trying to understand the criteria you apply, leftist media, in judging individuals by means of proximity. You seem to pronounce our next President, Mr. Mitt Romney, spuriously guilty by reason of proximity. Now, if you were consistent, you would brand the entire so-called “occupy” movement as organized crime and therefore guilty.

    Or would that hit too close to home? I.e., would it indict you yourselves for your complicity?

    Shame.

  • BabyMal

    If the GOP are all about ‘coded dog whistles’, and Romney’s motorcade does this, doesn’t this make this “reporter” complicit in spreading the dog whistle by getting the visual image out there? Zeke Miller’s racist!!!

  • BabyMal

    If the GOP are all about ‘coded dog whistles’, and Romney’s motorcade does this, doesn’t this make this “reporter” complicit in spreading the dog whistle by getting the visual image out there? Zeke Miller’s racist!!!

  • BeauDCrab

    I don’t know who composes tweets for @aceofspadesHQ, but those were funny!

    • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

      @aceofspadesHQ is the Foreign Policy Pres., don’t cha know?!

    • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

      @aceofspadesHQ is the Foreign Policy Pres., don’t cha know?!

  • BeauDCrab

    I don’t know who composes tweets for @aceofspadesHQ, but those were funny!

  • Zefal

    I posted this on on Ace of Spades and thought might as well post it here,

    Bush Sr. was on a campaign stop in a North Carolina town and had a rally
    that had around 5,000 people attend. CNN commented that the town had had a
    “Klan rally” in the previous year. I didn’t see this but a guy who related
    this story said he contacted CNN and told him this was his hometown (I
    think he lived in New York City then) and was aware that the “Klan
    rally” they referenced had a total of 5 participants. They were
    underwhelmed by this fact, a fact, I’ll bet they already knew. No need to
    state what CNN intent was.

    And of course bill clinton never had a campaign rally, or any other democrat
    for that matter, in a town where a “Klan rally” had previously taken place
    in the recent pass.

    These people are relentlessly shameless.

    • http://twitter.com/advancingtruth Claire Adams

      ..and never met with or walked by the office of Senator Robert Byrd, former master klansman. There’s an official title he held that was high ranking. I can’t remember it…Can Zeke ask Governor Romney’s suburban for me?

      • Russ

        Exalted Cyclops or some shit…lol

        Byrd joined with Southern senators to filibuster the Civil Rights Act of 1964,[28] personally filibustering the bill for 14 hours, a move he later said he regretted.[29] Despite an 83-day filibuster in the Senate, both parties in Congress voted overwhelmingly in favor of the Act, and President Johnson signed the bill into law.[30] Byrd also opposed the Voting Rights Act of 1965 but voted for the Civil Rights Act of 1968. In 2005, Byrd told The Washington Post that his membership in the Baptist church led to a change in his views. In the opinion of one reviewer, Byrd, like other Southern and border-state Democrats, came to realize that he would have to temper “his blatantly segregationist views” and move to the Democratic Party mainstream if he wanted to play a role nationally.[10]
        Because of his opposition to desegregation, Byrd was a member of the wing of the Democratic Party that opposed desegregation and civil rights imposed by the federal government. However, despite his early career in the KKK, Byrd was linked to such senators as John C. Stennis, J. William Fulbright and George Smathers, who based their segregationist positions on their view of states’ rights in contrast to senators like James Eastland, who held a reputation as a committed racist. (From his Wiki)

        yeah… but we’re the racist… SOUTHERN DEMOCRATS filibustered the civil rights act…..

  • Zefal

    I posted this on on Ace of Spades and thought might as well post it here,

    Bush Sr. was on a campaign stop in a North Carolina town and had a rally
    that had around 5,000 people attend. CNN commented that the town had had a
    “Klan rally” in the previous year. I didn’t see this but a guy who related
    this story said he contacted CNN and told him this was his hometown (I
    think he lived in New York City then) and was aware that the “Klan
    rally” they referenced had a total of 5 participants. They were
    underwhelmed by this fact, a fact, I’ll bet they already knew. No need to
    state what CNN intent was.

    And of course bill clinton never had a campaign rally, or any other democrat
    for that matter, in a town where a “Klan rally” had previously taken place
    in the recent pass.

    These people are relentlessly shameless.

  • Shawn Smith

    Ever since he demolished Saletan’s condemnation of an “abuse of free speech”, Ace has been my hero.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/Z5XK22SPFSB6LDTMBYXIK3FCCY yahoo-Z5XK22SPFSB6LDTMBYXIK3FCCY

    Wait, wait…, Stars & Bars, or the Bonnie Blue Flag? Inquiring minds want to know…

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      This is Virginia, most likely that Army of Northern Virginia battle flag.

  • Postbackxp

    Please Please let us win in Nov. Not sure how much more Left Dem insanity I
    can handle.

    I’m a racist to I drive a white car. And have seen a confederate flag on TV I’m so
    ashamed of myself. I have sons to. Dang I never knew how racist I was till I
    started comparing my Racism to Romney’s.

    1.Both of us have seen a confederate flag
    2.We both have Sons.
    3. Not sure If Romney drives a white car but his wife has a horse so thats as racist.

    • http://twitter.com/advancingtruth Claire Adams

      Laughing silly! good stuff

    • http://www.cosmicgirl.net/ Cosmic Girl

      But ‘slave hair’ a la Ellen Barkin isn’t racist. The audacity of dopes! [sigh]

  • Mark Hooks

    Is there anything more unhealthy than to be so emotionally invested in hoping someone you disagree with being a racist?

  • Judith Lewis

    I have a white cat. Oh nooo! I guess that makes me a racist, too!

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    buzzfeed jumps the shark

  • Rob Stevely

    Zeke MIller was wearing a cotton shirt. Obviously hes a racist.

  • Liberal Hater

    What warped minds these liberal “journalists” have.

  • Conservativeanarchist

    So, passing a house on the hill with a confederate flag is racist, but Obama’s 20 years of association with Reverend Wright isn’t? Liberal logic in its highest form.

  • NRPax

    The smell of desperation is hanging around them. I approve.

  • Guest

    what

  • Conservativeanarchist

    So, passing a house on a hill with a confederate flag is racist, but spending 20 years in Reverend Wright’s church isn’t? Gotta love liberal logic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/walker.bennett.5 Walker Bennett

    The fact that the CITY of New York had more slaves than most southern STATES doesn’t seem to register with people. After Jesse Owens won all of those gold medals in Germany he returned to New York City where he and his new wife couldn’t get a hotel room because NYC hotels didn’t allow black people to stay in them. The south didn’t invent racism, regardless of what our media tells us. Consider the source of your information before accepting it.

  • http://www.cosmicgirl.net/ Cosmic Girl

    With their infernal racial set-asides, racial quotas, and race norming, liberals share many of the Klan’s premises. The Klan sees the world in terms of race and ethnicity. So do liberals! Indeed, liberals and white supremacists are the only people left in America who are neurotically obsessed with race. Conservatives champion a color-blind society. – Ann Coulter

  • Steve

    OMG, Romney just bought a soda from a stand that sold a soda to a klansman’s best friend’s cousin’s son’s roommate 5 years ago! Has he no shame? 😛