'Buy her a bus pass': Eleanor Holmes Norton can't park a car [video]

Holy moly. DC Delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton is a menace behind the wheel. Watch her try to park in a diagonal space

Is it hubris or straight up stupidity that allows Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton to pull this? So freaking unacceptable. http://t.co/P1714K9Ikm

— Mollie (@MZHemingway) March 25, 2015

@MZHemingway It's never an easy decision but eventually you have to take Grandma's keys away and buy her a bus pass

— Matt Berry ☘️ (@mttbry) March 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/theshrillest/status/580807545058545664

@theshrillest I am still shaking my head. And I used to live on the Hilll (where you have to jump off sidewalks to avoid drunk Congressmen)

— Mollie (@MZHemingway) March 25, 2015

Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton parking job captured on video – "She has hit that red car next to her repeatedly." http://t.co/CMvjF4vt7l @dcgop

— Kris Hammond (@KrisHammond) March 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/580804793813360640

@lachlan and she just leaves it like that. After looking. Why didn’t that dude ask and say let me do it? You can’t leave it like that.

— -theYeti (@TheSmokingYeti) March 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/Alyssafarah/status/580805490801786880

Eleanor Holmes Norton's parking skills are like her voting privileges in Congress. She has none.

**rim shot**

— Tim Mak (@timkmak) March 25, 2015

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@timkmak it is amazing that she appears to have hit the cars on both sides

— PeeonMusk (@SwitchGlitchmon) March 25, 2015

@sportzboytjw don't forget the front of her car is up on the curb too.

— Tim Mak (@timkmak) March 25, 2015

Abandon all hope, ye who parks anywhere near geometrically challenged-motorist Eleanor Holmes Norton http://t.co/SavdTzT6UR via @WARojas

— Todd Ruger (@ToddRuger) March 25, 2015

Slate says her bad parking is a protest for DC statehood. Or something.

Eleanor Holmes Norton parking fail. Or protest? Honestly curious if @StreetsMN fans applaud or frown on this. http://t.co/NcgjjSU4ZN

— Tane Danger (@TaneDanger) March 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/580805868532428800

Food for thought.