Ever feel like you’re being punked?
Pretty psyched, @DonteStallworth is joining HuffPost as a Politics Fellow covering national security
— Sam Stein (@samstein) September 4, 2014
This is a joke right?
Seriously.
https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/2747758285
No. Seriously.
“Politics fellow covering national security.”
https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/2747382851
This may be the most unexplainable personnel decision since the Yankees hired George Costanza.
If it's ok for O'Reilly to say, "Muslims killed us on 9/11" then it can also be said Christians killed us during the Oklahoma City bombings
— Donté Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) October 15, 2010
But it nonetheless appears to be true.
Sooo… I just got off the phone with one of my favs, @ariannahuff… some very exciting things are in the works! #CantWait ??
— Donté Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) September 3, 2014
.@dontestallworth Welcome aboard! We're so excited to have you here.
— Arianna Huffington (@ariannahuff) September 3, 2014
https://twitter.com/CounterMoonbat/status/507375900934291456
Any plans on hiring Alex Jones? @ariannahuff
— Gus (@Gus_802) September 4, 2014
Didn't he kill someone? RT @ariannahuff: .@dontestallworth Welcome aboard! We're so excited to have you here.
— Mav. Forensic Genius (@TheMaverick21) September 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/timmarchman/status/507357349959319552
Of course, most of Twitter responded to the news with utmost seriousness.
https://twitter.com/michi83/status/507361454664990720
#NewHuffPoHires Ray Nagin, Head of Emergency Response
— John Wehrle (@jwehrle) September 4, 2014
Hank Johnson, geological expert #NewHuffPoHires
— Angela (one of many) (@angelaisms) September 4, 2014
Nah. Dahmer would be a Salon hire.
RT @Popehat: #NewHuffPoHires Jeffrey Dahmer as a nutrition columnist
— ¡K Smith! (@K_Smith_MI) September 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/CalebHowe/status/507377337449447425
Science Correspondent: pic.twitter.com/UPOKwYDwGY
— Kevin (@Crevek) September 4, 2014
Heh.
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