We're not making this up: HuffPo hires Donte Stallworth to cover national security

Ever feel like you’re being punked?

Pretty psyched, @DonteStallworth is joining HuffPost as a Politics Fellow covering national security

— Sam Stein (@samstein) September 4, 2014

This is a joke right?

Seriously.

https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/2747758285

No. Seriously.

“Politics fellow covering national security.”

https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/2747382851

This may be the most unexplainable personnel decision since the Yankees hired George Costanza.

If it's ok for O'Reilly to say, "Muslims killed us on 9/11" then it can also be said Christians killed us during the Oklahoma City bombings

— Donté Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) October 15, 2010

But it nonetheless appears to be true.

Sooo… I just got off the phone with one of my favs, @ariannahuff… some very exciting things are in the works! #CantWait ??

— Donté Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) September 3, 2014

.@dontestallworth Welcome aboard! We're so excited to have you here.

— Arianna Huffington (@ariannahuff) September 3, 2014

https://twitter.com/CounterMoonbat/status/507375900934291456

Any plans on hiring Alex Jones? @ariannahuff

— Gus (@Gus_802) September 4, 2014

Didn't he kill someone? RT @ariannahuff: .@dontestallworth Welcome aboard! We're so excited to have you here.

— Mav. Forensic Genius (@TheMaverick21) September 4, 2014

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Of course, most of Twitter responded to the news with utmost seriousness.

https://twitter.com/michi83/status/507361454664990720

#NewHuffPoHires Ray Nagin, Head of Emergency Response

— John Wehrle (@jwehrle) September 4, 2014

Hank Johnson, geological expert #NewHuffPoHires

— Angela (one of many) (@angelaisms) September 4, 2014

Nah. Dahmer would be a Salon hire.

RT @Popehat: #NewHuffPoHires Jeffrey Dahmer as a nutrition columnist

— ¡K Smith! (@K_Smith_MI) September 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/CalebHowe/status/507377337449447425

#NewHuffPoHires

Science Correspondent: pic.twitter.com/UPOKwYDwGY

— Kevin (@Crevek) September 4, 2014

Heh.

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