'Well, I never!' Men of ThinkProgress fret over women buying bra holsters at NRA convention

Pearls clutched firmly in hand, two ThinkProgress dudes braved the annual NRA convention to report on the horrors of firearms and gun accessories marketed to womenfolk. Heaven forfend!

Well, I never! RT @thinkprogress: Bra holsters, pink guns, and other products for women sold at the NRA convention http://t.co/0ZsSF5Yuz9

— jon gabriel (@exjon) May 4, 2013

Heh.

Perhaps if NRA vendors were selling floppy vagina costumes that allowed for easy access to oh-so-effective rape whistles, their delicate sensibilities wouldn’t be quite so offended?

ThinkProgress' @smkeyes prefers unarmed rape victims: http://t.co/0ZsSF5Yuz9

— jon gabriel (@exjon) May 4, 2013

Bingo. Progressivism thrives on a culture of victimhood.

@ExJon @thinkprogress two white yanks questioning whether I want to buy a gun for protection?

— Still a Phil Kessel stan account ?? (@Oenonewept) May 4, 2013

Isn’t that what lefty femme-a-gogues like to call “mansplaining“?

I see, @smkeyes. As a white liberal male, you know what's best for women. Why listen to the millions who choose to protect themselves? #nra

— jon gabriel (@exjon) May 4, 2013

We thought that was a no-no! Apparently it’s OK when Better Than You™ dudes explain what’s best for conservative women.

Meanwhile, conservative women are more than ready to exercise their lady smarts. Thanks for the shopping guide, TP!

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— Melissa Mackenzie (@MelissaTweets) May 4, 2013

@MelissaTweets @thinkprogress I personally liked the hot pink cammo stun guns! A girl's best friend!!

— Janetshoemake (@janetshoemake) May 4, 2013

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— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) May 4, 2013

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.