Seriously.
José Canseco has been trolling for an invitation to the 2013 Tiger Beat Banquet, er, White House Correspondents Dinner since last year. He even offered Michelle Obama a hug in exchange for a ticket. Because who wouldn’t want to witness our esteemed media squeeing like Twi-hards and tossing their panties at celebrity crushes?
José is also dying for a chance to meet Dick Lugar.
@AriMelber @SenatorLeahy @AdamGreen I would really like to have lunch with Dick Lugar can you set up a lunch for the four of us buddy?
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 21, 2013
So how could he possibly turn down the chance to be BuzzFeed’s celeb arm-candy?
@McCollumAshley I have always wanted to go to that dinner ash. bet I could track dick lugar down there. set it up!
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 21, 2013
@McCollumAshley hey ash get my agent at [email protected]. thanks
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 21, 2013
Train wreck of trolls at Nerd Prom? #YesWeCanseco.
@ghostofkelor @JoseCanseco I sure as hell hope so.
— Ashley McCollum (@McCollumAshley) February 21, 2013
@BuzzFeedAndrew wouldnt miss it buddy. while there point out some super committee members so I can kick their ass for this damn sequester
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 21, 2013
Here’s a preview of the dinner conversation:
@JimmyPrinceton will be confirmed. neocons resent him for iraq break and will weaken him. Politicos Friends of Hamas rumor didnt help
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 21, 2013
@AriMelber cmon ari old news. pat's passion is the constitution and he would have had to leave judiciary com. do what you love
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 21, 2013
@BuzzFeedAndrew I will always have my guns. protect yourself
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 21, 2013
Popcorn ready.
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