Here, little lapdogs. Come and get ’em! The White House does have a thing for rewarding lapdogs with sweet little Snausages.

The latest charm offensive?

Or something else?

Sigh.

Was this really necessary?

Update:

More from CBS News correspondent Mark Knoller on the “‘please-dont-report-on-Benghazi donuts”:

Is this satire?

Sadly, no.

Heh.