On Friday, Piers Morgan announced “BREAKING NEWS” that actor Gerard Butler would be his “man-date” at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Piers, you mean this Gerard Butler?

Yep, that’s the one.

Butler might be Musket Morgan’s man-date, but Fox News lib Jehmu Greene did her best to elbow in on that action at one of Friday night’s Nerd Prom pre-parties. It’s nearly impossible to outdo Suzanne Malveaux’s humiliating walk of shame after the 2012 dinner, but that’s not gonna stop Jehmu from trying.


Oh, dear:

Shimmy, shimmy cocoa pop. If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back, @GerardButler #WHCD2013 #nerdprom

Watch out, Jehmu. You’ve got competition!



Gerard Butler #300 #whcd


Oh, my. Perhaps the “walk of shame” description was more apt that we could have imagined.


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