Say it ain't so, Joe! Does Vice President Biden have mustache envy?

Let the Photoshopping begin!

David Axelrod slashed his stache yesterday to raise money for epilepsy research. Today, Politico’s Roger Simon says Uncle Joe Biden could be sporting his very own creep-stache some time soon.

Of course, this could be Simon’s idea of satire — he’s not so good at those satire thingamabobs. But if true, we’re left wondering where one buys upper lip plugs.

For now, Biden and Axelrod are both ‘stache-less.

https://twitter.com/ndiblasio/status/277495061896372225

Twitchy will monitor this volatile upper lip situation and update you on any hairy developments.