Squeeeeee!  If this isn’t the chance of a lifetime, we don’t know what is!

Obama’s 2012 campaign co-chair Eva Longoria is pimping a contest to win a tweet sent by her very own hands. It’s such a shame she doesn’t think very highly of herself. And her generosity truly knows no bounds.

What will she tweet to the lucky winner? Perhaps a prison rape analogy? Or maybe she’ll try to create “dialogue” with a little bashing of conservative women and minorities. That’s kinda her thing.

A word of warning to contest entrants: Eva likes to delete her tweets. Easy come, easy go.

  • radjahshelduck

    Even though Blake Shelton has 2.3 million followers, he sends a fan or two a tweet just about every day, no contest involved. I guess he just doesn’t hold himself as high above regular folks as Longoria does.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    Demi Lovato frequently tweets and retweets her fans; then again, even though she’s liberal, she’s classy(so far).

  • digitalPimple

    As if downloading spam software isn’t bad enough, you then get a spam tweet from a complete loser. Such a win win. Were do I sign up?!?

  • Joel A. Edge


  • Seewetoldu

    I could careless, she burned down any interest I ever had in her during her slander campaigns. She disgusting to me now. Its a toss up to who is the Hag of the year ..her or Sandra Fluke

    • pajamakat

      I think there are too many others for an actual vote. Can’t stand any of them. Why does she think she is so important? What idiots these libs are. But their lemmings will follow them.

      • michael s

        She’s important because she’s still as of this moment the highest earning tv actress. She’s important because she was a co chair of the WINNING candidate.

  • http://twitter.com/SandraHopes2 Sandra Hopes

    I will never donate a dime to any cause any celebrity is a part of again as long as I live after what they pulled during this election cycle, they are all dead to me and that includes the crap they produce.

    • michael s

      Stop eating sour grapes. You’re just mad because the celebrities that endorsed Romney FAILED. and what a bunch of high caliber people they were. jenna jameson tawny kitaen bo derek paul rodriguez melissa joan hart(still waiting for clarissa to explain it) and my favorite jon voight. remember when voight and giuliani went to pennsylvania to campaign for Romney.well neither did the voters of that state. Also who pulled more crap than Eastwood. That racist empty chair bit was so loved.WELL HOW DID THAT WORK OUT? worked out the same as his last movie. EPIC FAILURES.

  • rivers

    Seriously? Why? Who would want a…oh never mind. It’s just too stupid for words.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Why doesn’t she just send ’em cash?

  • SanDiegoMerchantServices

    I see, so after telling me that I hate women, now she wants me to pay more taxes and donate to her cause.

  • https://twitter.com/flyoverangel Kelly

    I’d enter for the laughs, but I’m afraid I’d catch the herp or have to show my ladyparts to qualify.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    uh, no thanks. that would be about 7/8ths of a second of my life i could never get back.

    • orringtonmom (D)

      and, you know, instead of all these lame ass “do it for charity” stunts that raise about $400 (you know who you are, fluke), just look in the mirror, tell yourSELF how awesome you think you are, and give the money out of your own wallet. you know she would drop $400 on shoes without blinking. so sick of these hollywood do-gooders trying to get US to give our money to their causes.

  • SpinMeNot

    Idolatry, thy home is pop culture.

  • JoeMusgo

    Eva has also explained away some of her more offensive retweets as the result of possible hacking into her Twitter account. So, if someone does win, my advice to the winner is to confirm whether the tweet is genuine. If it’s vapid and/or a liberal talking point, it’s certainly from Eva.

  • Wigglesworth

    Longoria as turned her man Sanchez from a bad quarterback to the worst in the NFL.

  • Wigglesworth

    Longoria as turned her man Sanchez from a bad quarterback to the worst in the NFL.