Well, at least there’s plenty to laugh at today. Some smarty-pants Obama supporters are sighing with relief and it’s not just because their candidate won.
Finally — finally! — liberals have some assurance about where their next Tampax fix will come from. With President Lady Parts in the White House for another four years, American women will never suffer the fate ridiculed by Ace last month.
Day Two of A World Without Tampons: A Nation Bleeds
— The Dishonorable DJT (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 11, 2012
Libs took to Twitter to celebrate the defeat of Romney’s mythical plans for a nationwide ban on feminine hygiene products.
my mom wakes me up and goes "AMANDA OBAMA WON WE DON'T NEED TO STOCK UP ON TAMPONS." #backtosleep
— khaleesi (@amandapaprocky) November 7, 2012
you don't understand how relieved i am that romney is not the president, i would've had to stock up on tampons like honey boo boo's mom
— beverly marsh (@caIIoused) November 7, 2012
thank god obama won, because i would have had to stock up on tampons FAST.
— EM (@devonnesvogue) November 7, 2012
good thing obama won, now i dont have to stock up on tampons. #obamanation
— kait. (@ksimyan) November 7, 2012
Guess I don't have to go out and stock up on tampons after all #teamobama
— Jhana Hart (@JhanaHart) November 7, 2012
Obama Obama Obama Obama !! Woohoooo i don't got to stock up on tampons! #proudtobeamerican
— michaella (@Michaella_N) November 7, 2012
i don't know if you guys are as happy as i am, but i get to keep my tampons. obama, stock them shelves!
— stepanie (@_stuffaknee) November 7, 2012
One person lamented that she had already stockpiled tampons.
Hey, she should have read Twitchy and saved herself the trouble!
Meanwhile, other Obama supporters rejoiced that Mitt Romney won’t be able to laugh maniacally while outlawing all birth control. As if that was his plan.
Somehow, a few people managed to stock up on birth control despite the widely rumored inability of people to do so without a government sugar daddy.
What am I going to do with this stash of birth control I hoarded just in case?
— Pixie Me (@shannonpixie) November 7, 2012
In fear of Romney being elected, I stocked up on my plan b pills and birth control. #vaginarights
— girl, walsh. (@brittanyhassler) November 7, 2012
I’m not gonna lie. I stocked up on birth control pills before this to be safe.
— Jo Ro (@xoJam23) November 7, 2012
Stocked up on rubbers. Gonna toss 'em and get that free birth control for my bitch. CAUSE I CAN STILL DO THAT. *Salute*
— Luis Arnoldo Perez (@LuisFromLA) November 7, 2012
Classy. Your “bitch” is one lucky gal to have you (and Big Daddy Government) looking out for her!
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED I DON'T HAVE TO HOARD BIRTH CONTROL PILLS ANY MORE
— Liz Farrington (@lizfarrington) November 7, 2012
I don't have to go to concentration camps and I don't have to stock up on birth control? Best news since Bush has been out of office!
— Shelby Taylor (@ShelbyyyTaylor) November 7, 2012
So glad I don't have to hoard birth control tomorrow.
— Shelby (@Shelby_Lynn2015) November 7, 2012
Glad I dont have to stock up on birth control…. #4moreyears
— French Havana (@FrenchieGlobal) November 7, 2012
I'm mostly happy that now I don't have to stock up on my birth control….
— Lauren (@foreignlauren88) November 7, 2012
Woohoo! I don't have to stock up on birth control! Seriously, though, way to go USA. #ObamaWins
— Elizabeth Boyle (@elizabethgboyle) November 7, 2012
— Haley (@haleyyeah) November 7, 2012
Bless your precious hearts.
With Romney’s defeat, one thing is certain: liberal Twitter users will remain the gift that keeps on giving, no matter who occupies the Oval Office.