GAME OVER: Sen. Chuck Schumer courageously begins the war on snortable chocolate

That’s right. Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) has called for the Food and Drug Administration to investigate and regulate snortable chocolate.

U.S. Sen. Charles Schumer calls on FDA to regulate "snortable chocolate." https://t.co/Nvv9vxgIuW'

— The Associated Press (@AP) July 9, 2017

Schumer wrote a letter to the agency on Saturday. Here is a portion of a statement he released.

“This suspect product has no clear health value,” he said in a statement. “I can’t think of a single parent who thinks it is a good idea for their children to be snorting over-the-counter stimulants up their noses.”

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Senator Schumer taking the big issues head-on… https://t.co/Y61LAF2R6Q

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Just when you thought no one would ever address the epidemic of chocolate snorting, Sen. Schumer steps in.