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People are not impressed with this New York Times list of Omicron symptoms

The New York Times put together this handy list of symptoms to help you understand if you’re infected with the Omicron variant or not.

The symptoms are:

Scratchy or sore throat
Nasal congestion
Dry cough
Muscle pain, especially in the lower back
Headache
Fever, or flu-like symptoms

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And, yes, they’re serious about that list:

In other words, we’ve had Covid every day of our entire adult life?

LOL:

Quick, get tested!

A cold. It’s the common cold:

Yeah, not really “helpful” at all:

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One day this insanity will end. We hope:

But the NYT did leave off one symptom off their list:

And the panic continues.

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