'Go eat dog d*cks': Bret Stephens' debut column for the NYT has liberals MELTING DOWN

https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/858047503463313409

Bret Stephens, the new conservative columnist for the New York Times, has his first piece out for the paper and based on the reaction from liberals, it could be the best column ever written in the history of journalism. Check it out:

When it comes to climate change the threat is clear. Well, not entirely, says @BretStephensNYT. https://t.co/zgyKwHI5NI pic.twitter.com/y4HHSztZjq

— New York Times Opinion (@nytopinion) April 28, 2017

Keep in mind, Stephens is arguing that climate change is real and man-made, yet they’ve still turned it up to 11:

So @BretStephensNYT says climate change real + caused by humans, yet left still wants to pillory him bc he questions less certain research?

— Dylan Byers (@DylanByers) April 28, 2017

Some of the unhinged, four-letter reaction…

David Corn, Mother Jones:

Democracy dies in the darkness. So, too, the climate. Thanks, Times, for spreading fake opinion. https://t.co/y22I0b987N

— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) April 28, 2017

Jesse Berney, Rolling Stone:

https://twitter.com/jesseberney/status/858047577459240964

Lizzy Watson, Gizmodo:

https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/status/858056567987605507

Emily Singer, Mic:

When a doctor tells me that 99% of scientists say this drug will cure me, i say, well if you're not 101% sure than I'm not trusting you. https://t.co/WYLeHqHx2u

— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) April 28, 2017

Emily Atkin, New Republic:

What is this moist steamy pile of sloppy horseshit https://t.co/Ed78aMtl3z

— Emily Atkin (@emorwee) April 28, 2017

Umair Haque, author:

https://twitter.com/umairh/status/858050987638042624

David Roberts, Vox:

https://twitter.com/drvox/status/858049656894443521

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Clara Jeffrey, Mother Jones:

Oh yeah, this is *exactly* what the NYT was missing. Water muddying wrapped up in intellectual pretension. smdh https://t.co/IIVWQiXOLd

— Clara Jeffery (@ClaraJeffery) April 28, 2017

Jon Lovett, former Obama adviser:

Finally, the world will hear from the climate skeptic. I think America will remember Miami fondly. https://t.co/5SjCEvP4xM

— Jon Lovett (@jonlovett) April 28, 2017

Elizabeth Lopatto, The Verge:

https://twitter.com/mslopatto/status/858060083854426112

Ian Millhiser, Think Progress:

https://twitter.com/imillhiser/status/858050280214200320

Anthony De Rosa, The Daily Show:

https://twitter.com/Anthony/status/858053662098288641

They’re even mad at how the New York Times classifies its “top stories”:

https://twitter.com/resnikoff/status/858054237795876864

And which posts get a “push notification”:

Someone, somewhere, thought a Bret Stephens op-ed was worthy of a push notification. That person was wrong. pic.twitter.com/flLj393At2

— Felix Salmon (@felixsalmon) April 28, 2017

Welcome to the New York Times, Bret!

https://twitter.com/BretStephensNYT/status/858028193718128641