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Apparently John Kerry dreams of playing soccer for #TeamUSA ... women's soccer, that is #USWNT #Rio2016

John Kerry posted this lighthearted tweet last night, but there’s just one problem — the U.S. Men’s National Team did not qualify for Olympics this year:

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D’oh!

Or maybe Secretary Kerry now self-identifies as a woman, because the Women’s National Team is in Rio, with their first match set for 6 p.m. tonight:

We’re pretty sure they won’t need Sec. Kerry’s help.

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