Meet Tariq Mahmoud Ahmed Al Sawah, the latest terrorist to get his walking papers out of Guantanamo:

Al Sawah is not just a regular terrorist, mind you, but an explosives specialist who developed the “prototype of the shoe-bomb” used in a failed attack in 2001.

According to his DOD file, Al Sawah is only a “MEDIUM” risk to U.S. interests and rated as only “possibly” returning to his previous career instructing other terrorists on how to blow up Americans:

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Sure, why not. Just because he has blood on his hands, personally met with Osama bin Laden and had possible knowledge of the 9/11 attacks, it doesn’t mean he should be locked up, right?

More like a coach than a player.

Exit question: Maybe he was kicked out of Gitmo for failing to comply with Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign?

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  • Mark1971

    He’s not a terrorist, he’s a brilliant inventor, like clock boy.

  • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Oh yeah sure, because Bosnia will be so sure to keep him under wraps.

  • Michael the white suburbanite

    Did ObamaCare cover all his medical exams

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Idea for when I take over the country – all terrorists get a sex change and are then sent back to their home villages.

    • GonetoCarolina

      I know he’s getting better health care than I am…

      • Tessa from Texas

        True! I should have read your post before posting mine.

  • Perso Nasplit

    So a fat bastard that attempted to kill hundreds of people is being sent to a country with less capable people than mexico? Great.

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Oh, don’t worry, he PROMISED not to do any of that mean ol’ stuff again. He even did a pinky swear!

      • Perso Nasplit

        Id be shocked if they made him promise even that. They probably apologized to him, gave him some cash, and told him some home addresses of conservatives.

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Why didn’t they just give him a small suburban 2-bedroom house in the outskirts of Dubuque?

  • TonyDanzig

    “Cool shoe, Tariq. Want to bring it to the White House? We should
    inspire more kids like you to like science. It’s what makes America

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    I think in a few centuries, historians will look at this period and refer to it as the “WTF era”…

    • NannoH

      Or the period of time when all intelligent life was eliminated from the planet never to return again.

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        No, that’s June 14th…

    • san rafael blue

      Tulipmania, just like in Holland, but this time with only virtual bulbs in the earth!

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Dim ones, at that!

        Gratias ago tibi, hic ero sabbati, experiri vitulinum, apice famulam tui.

        • san rafael blue

          Is that Roman or Old Latin?

          • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            Google Translate Latin, so…

  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

    What could possibly go wrong?

  • NannoH

    Looks to me that this monster got better health care coverage at Gitmo than most Americans get with their jobs.

    • drw

      Unless, of course, they’re an elected member of the federal government…

  • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

    Emergency cobbler shortage in Bosnia – swift action by our administration to stop a podiatry epidemic.

  • Kevin Giltrud

    Nike will introduce the new “KABOOM!” sneaker later this year. Made entirely in Bosnia!

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      Gives whole (hole?) new meaning to the Swoosh.

  • American

    If Obama want’s to close Club Gitmo then go ahead and do it tomorrow…right after the firing squads finish off their last rounds into the dead limp bodies of those remaining terrorists bastards!

  • Rick Owen

    It’s all part of Obama’s global agenda– he’s not content to endanger just American lives…

  • san rafael blue

    Maybe he’ll become a florist in Bosnia, starting with, Oh let’s see…how about Poppies?

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      Just no gai weddings, poppies or no.

      • san rafael blue

        Fresh out of pink Batchelor Buttons, sorry!

  • Carolyn#OYSD

    Looks to me like dude had better health care in GITMO than most of our vets get.

    • NannoH

      He’s no dude. He’s a soulless monster!

  • drw

    Letting these “people” go may give the goat fuckers more expertise and manpower and could result in more Americans dying at their hands but, they won’t be able to call us big meanies anymore. So, there’s that….

  • Meatzilla ✓ᴵᴿᴿᴱᴰᴱᴱᴹᴬᴾᴸᴼᴿᴬᴮᴸᴱ

    Thanks, Obama.

  • Jerry Shelton

    Maybe Obama should go get this guy back in couple months and get him back to GITMO on AF1

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    And the “terrorists to be named later” part of the trade for Bowe Bergdahl continues…

  • The Deplorable Marathon Man

    Where I’m sure he’ll open a falafel restaurant in Sarajevo and quietly live out his life playing poker with the boys and watching UFC fights on pay cable.

  • The Dragon

    Oh, well. Looks like the shoe’s on the other foot now evil American pigs.

  • ermom

    Obama’s a traitor, guilty of giving aid, support and comfort to the enemy. If the shoe bomber was successful, it would have been a disaster!

  • ejochs

    Bosnia, the Muslim country we helped by attacking our Christian allies, the Serbs, that has now become a terrorism hub? That Bosnia?

  • Tessa from Texas

    Just an observation–the Gitmo detainees obviously have much better health care that I can afford.

  • surfdog

    Khalid Sheik Mohammed transferred to San Francisco .
    Sanctuary city , you know .

    • Tessa from Texas

      Sounds like a new candidate for mayor or even governor.

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

        He loves to play with high-speed train sets, I’m sure. Perfect.

  • tverle

    They probably just dropped him at the airport with the tools of his profession. You know, so he could get back to work quickly.

  • interestedobserver2

    Smartpower at work, folks. The next President (assuming that whoever it is actually gives two shits about America) is going to have his work cut out for him chasing all the cockroaches that Obama shook out of the Roach Motel in GITMO.

  • Deborah Hallsted

    At this point I’m surprised they didn’t give him a job as manager at a shoe factory.

  • Jim Collins

    I didn’t know that asshole was a profession until Obama was elected.

  • Petrucio14

    He had to be placed in secure detention in Bosnia so he had the time to invent better fuse shoelaces. Ones that are easier to ignite.

  • Richard Cox

    All he needs to do from Bosnia is pick up a set of newly manufactured ISIS supplied Syrian papers/passport and walk right back into Western Europe

  • setnaffa

    When, not if, these terrorists kill American, I want the Obama team brought up on Treason charges for aiding and abetting…

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      Not going to happen, Barry’s last official act will be to sign his personal presidential pardon of himself for everything during his reign.

  • El Guapo

    This must be the guy that Michael Moore emulates. Just read that medical profile. They could be brothers.

  • RblDiver

    I’m fine with releasing him, so long as it’s “Hey, here’s your prototype, we’ve perfected, try them on and test it out!”