Babylon Bee's offering on 'what the CDC now recommends' takes #Science to the next level

The CDC’s coronavirus guidance has frequently caused a whole lotta head-scratching, and the masters of satire have again summed things up perfectly:

CDC Now Recommends Wearing A Seat Belt Even When You’re Outside The Car https://t.co/Q8BjhQA3lA

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 28, 2021

Ha! Hey now, let’s not give anybody any ideas!

This just made my day. #Mask https://t.co/yJfcTYTgZN

— Tzvi Chein (@TzviChein) April 28, 2021

I hope we can all selflessly follow this science ?? https://t.co/kO4H6gNDiM

— AJ Griffin (@griffin_64) April 28, 2021

One of your best, Bee! https://t.co/NojD5Vo7EY

— ??ERIC BOLLING?? (@ericbolling) April 28, 2021

You can never be too protected! https://t.co/19DnBbRk4v

— Joe Faia (@joefaia) April 28, 2021

Lordy, this tops all others. ?? https://t.co/iDiQjPp266

— CD Coffelt (@CDCoffelt) April 28, 2021

Dreading when this is soon featured on @Not_the_Bee ? https://t.co/suNYO28jbD

— Tired Dad (@devianthamster) April 28, 2021