Because it's Friday: Twitter amused by hostage-taking bobcat (wait, WHAT?)

The COMMENTS are hystericalhttps://t.co/qq7xJJoyJW

— Sandy 〽️ (@RightGlockMom) June 9, 2017

Well this certainly is an interesting story:

Police say a bobcat got inside a home and held a NJ family hostage. https://t.co/jDTBE2Lp1z #odd

— AP Oddities (@AP_Oddities) June 9, 2017

Nobody was harmed in the hour-long standoff, and only one questions remains:

What were its demands? https://t.co/0RfyknmuqR

— Ed Morrissey (@EdMorrissey) June 9, 2017

Ha! Go for it, commenters!

An investigation showed lynx to several other break-ins

— John Cooper (@thejcoop) June 9, 2017

Might be charged with felinious assault?

— Ed Morrissey (@EdMorrissey) June 9, 2017

Not a whisker of a doubt

— John Cooper (@thejcoop) June 9, 2017

This thread is purrfect!

— Real Jose Galvan (@Jose_Galvan) June 9, 2017

We don’t negotiate with terrorcats, Ed.

— David Montgomery (@dhmontgomery) June 9, 2017

https://twitter.com/StunnedParrot/status/873232451933306880

Maybe there’s more of a political goal:

1. Hold family hostage.
2. Force Trump and Pence to resign
3. Bobcat named House Speaker
4. President Bobcat https://t.co/Bs4G3z4ANq

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) June 9, 2017

Straightforward from here.
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5. President Bobcat. https://t.co/UAhPdoRunU

— XBradTC (@xbradtc) June 9, 2017

There’s hope for The Resistance!