Fight for your right to irony: Beastie Boy finds 'cruelty-free' vegan way to support Planned Parenthood

This headline might be the most lefty liberal thing ever written. https://t.co/3mVRaX7jGu

— This Freakin' Guy (@thundertwonk66) November 30, 2016

Here’s one of the more progressive combinations we’ve seen this week:

Beastie Boys’ Ad-Rock designs vegan sneaker to benefit Planned Parenthood: https://t.co/hK1VLx7G2Z pic.twitter.com/hpcRjRAqvl

— CBS News (@CBSNews) November 30, 2016

The shoes are reportedly made in the company’s “cruelty-free tradition”:

No animals were killed in this promotion of killing babies https://t.co/W8plvaOFVJ

— PollyPhemous (@PollySpin) November 30, 2016

https://twitter.com/GatewayEcon/status/803975580056227840

Pretty much.

Killing animals: not cool
Killing babies: please https://t.co/E7kujSrbZm

— Big Smooth (@7feetdeep) November 30, 2016

Ha! Oh, the irony! Further proof the left is simply incapable of mustering the least bit of introspection whatsoever. https://t.co/duB8niRIPe

— Sir 'editorial standards' Mycroft (@sir_mycroft) November 30, 2016

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https://twitter.com/musingunicorn/status/803940267216830464

I could teach a six month class on how each part of this tweet exemplifies why the Dems just lost. https://t.co/FEdEbjsj1l

— SFK (@stephenkruiser) November 30, 2016

HAHAHAHAHA! Can't make this shit up. https://t.co/k88w4Qk8OA

— Bucky Desperado ? (@ThePromisedWLAN) November 30, 2016

https://twitter.com/americvntrvmp/status/803870526905192449
https://twitter.com/JuergenWM/status/803946147333206016

Sadly, no.