Some of Hillary Clinton’s emails that have been released reveal that she has a rudimentary-at-best knowledge of even some of the most basic technology, but she appears completely convinced about one thing:

Well that settles it!

Absolutely!

  • Booj

    I would pay so many dollars to a reporter who asks “you know no one believes you when you say these things, right?”

    • thedeplorableblonde

      I’d match it.

    • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

      And when they find that reporter in Fort Marcy Park, after committing suicide with a rifle shot to the back of his head from 600 yards away, his arms crossed on his chest and no dirt on the soles of his shoes, will you chip in for his funeral?

    • desicon

      But but but but she is the one who can protect women, blacks & LGBT from the wrath of the republicans.

      Under Obama blacks are doing swimmingly great. LGBT family is flourishing, sea level is under control & world is blissful. Elect HRC you will get more of this.

  • BorderLine Guy

    #oftenconfused

  • Canned Heat

    How the F would she know? They usually don’t leave a note…

    Good God.

    • http://aztommycat.wordpress.com/ Tommycat

      WAAAAAY back when I did all manner of not quite legal(though not prohibited by law at the time) stuff, I used to leave aserver side message to the system Admin from himself that told him how to fix the big gaping hole in his security. Not all hackers are bad…

      • Canned Heat

        Benevolent Hackers are unlikely. The Chinese and Russians are not likely to leave happy face stickers and a how-to manual.

        • http://aztommycat.wordpress.com/ Tommycat

          True, but there are some of us who would test company security and simply report back to the site owner how to secure it. I have nothing online that I want secret… Because… well if it’s online, it ain’t secret.

      • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Did you know Captain Crunch?

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Draper

        • moodydon

          Yes!.. he was famous… made long distance phone calls all over the world and did it for FREE…
          Captain Crunch cereal had a ‘prize’ in the cereal box… a whistle… and the whistle emitted the same sounds/frequencies that allowed the Captain to activate long distance circuits to make his calls… or something like that…
          Eventually he got caught… and AT&T gave him a job…
          He was hired to help AT&T prevent others from doing what he had already done, in the future…

          • Silence Dogood

            The very same kid that created the blaster worm now works for microsoft in their security dept…

        • http://aztommycat.wordpress.com/ Tommycat

          I knew OF him, didn’t know him personally. A lot of us used his tricks to get free phone calls.

          • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            I sometimes wonder if any of the Anonymous script kiddies have heard of him.

          • http://aztommycat.wordpress.com/ Tommycat

            Anonymous isn’t only script kiddies. There are some legitimate hackers among them. And they are old school break it down kind of hackers. I wouldn’t be a part of it though. I’m not that good(been out of the game for a long time) and honestly don’t want to get back into it. I’ll happily help my friends break back into their own computers though. Oh, and occasionally break into a hotel wifi…

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Didn’t need to hack it.
    Username:username
    Password:password.

  • Ghost Writer ✓efficacious

    Clinton: “You mean hacked, like with a saw?”

    • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/heroes-behind-the-badge/heroes-behind-badge-sacrifice-survival.html Meatzilla ✓ᴵᴿᴿᴱᴰᴱᴱᴹᴬᴾᴸᴼᴿᴬᴮᴸᴱ
      • moodydon

        Yeah, right..

  • JV

    LMAO

  • Fingolfin

    If it’s untrue, please provide the large amount of complex evidence proving such. Because the intelligence community would like a break.

  • Sally Del

    She was probably thinking of her fax machine – I’ve heard those are really hard to hack.

  • nomorelies343

    Hacked? You mean like with an ax?

  • Bemused

    Why doesn’t someone just hand her a cigar?

    • videosavant

      And we thought she was bad at technology…look away.

  • TNCannuck

    “Hacked? What, you mean like with an axe?”

    • Cärlös Dängër ✓certifiable

      Nice, right after it was wiped, like with a cloth.

  • http://www.unpczone.com Chris Carter

    Guccifer says hello.

  • Septic Stew

    Hillary – “But it was in my house being guarded by the Secret Service!”

  • Kevin Giltrud

    Memo to Hillary:

    Remember when you demanded of Congress, “What difference at this time does this make?!!!”

    That time is NOW!

    As your numbers plunge into the sea.

    • Petrucio14

      Swirling down that porcelain chair beside her home-brew high-security server.

  • Petrucio14

    Totally not hacked. Several people with hatchets did approach it, but were turned away by the Hispanic maid who was wiping it down with a cloth. No hacking.

  • MLCross

    The reason that Obama has been rolled by Putin, China, Iran etc.. multiple times over the past 5 or 6 years is because they have all of Hillary’s emails off of her server. And they don’t just contain secret information they contain information embarrassing to Obama and the Clintons and the Democrats.

  • are u freakin kidding me

    Looking at some truly questionable decisions and blunders in the Obama Administration foreign policy, one wonders if foreign entities have some truly devastating dirt on him he doesn’t want released.
    What will a Hillary presidency do to prevent disclosure of evidence she is truly guilty of criminal activity and how will this nation be held hostage because of it?

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  • tverle

    I believe she is absolutely incapable of telling the truth. Even if she wanted to, I don’t think the words could come out of her mouth.

  • iVillageIdiot

    The server wasn’t “marked” as hacked, so Hillary’s got that going for her. /s

  • iVillageIdiot

    Yes, the server was hacked, but it was “innocuous,” since it was only Dominican Nuns who did it, and they’re under a vow of silence. /s

  • Jerry Shelton

    Does she know what “untrue” means?

  • fanofamerica

    Standby for her now to declare “It was hacked and all these emails were planted” now that the FBI has reportedly recovered her deleted emails.

    • jackp_7788

      and planted by some right winger nut case, I would presume.

  • BoSplosion

    And Bill never had sex with that woman.

  • tarotcardman

    that bitxx should be making the rest of the inmates breakfast she could tell her lies their, I want a job where my speaking earns me a million or two and your political job matches up with your security of nil that is why we spend for clarity troth your lies and job should finished we the people do not like a lair , what difference will it make when you are in jail for impersonating a worker?