Even Piers Morgan decided to add to the list of things there are more of than Obamacare enrollees.

The bad news:

Morgan may have presented the Obama administration an idea. When Kathleen Sebelius gives the next update we’ll see if a signature to deport Piers Morgan will count as an Obamacare sign-up under the more “expansive definition” of enrollment.

  • Ranadicus

    Wow, even zombie Whitney is bashing Obamacare, and I thought all the zombies supported Obama.

    • interestedobserver2

      Clearly we should re-open that “despicable” petition. Maybe we can have a signature there count towards a petition to repeal Obamacare too….

    • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

      I guess some zombies have awakened.

    • conservativechick

      Wondering how liberals will fix this so Obama is loved and admired beyond belief again by 2014 elections? They pulled it off in 2012.

  • Maxx

    I think Musket is on to something. The Republican “tie-in.”

    For example, every successful conservative Obamacare enrollee gets a free trip to the Big Apple, where they can be escorted to CNN, stand in front of Piers Morgan and punch him in the face. 😉

    • LibLieExposer

      I’d be on the keyboard 7 x 24 for THAT chance!

  • RumDoooogie

    well the fact that CNN is shifting into more of a discovery channel and not a news channel he wont have a job anyways haha

  • nc ✓s & balances

    Another rat deserting the sinking ship?

    • HanaFiveO

      I think hes just delighted that he didn’t get deported and had to rub it in.

      I would imagine there are a lot of progs who after defending this giant steaming turd pile for the last few years, felt very betrayed by the actual numbers.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Naw, another rat desperately seeking attention right now. He’ll go after any topic that gets him gawkers, we know that.

  • TocksNedlog

    Piers Morgan and Obamacare … unfortunately, we’re stuck with both of them.

  • Sakemoto

    From Zero to hero in one Tweet. LMAO!!!

  • Michelle ✓classified

    Haven’t checked Piersy’s ratings lately. Wouldn’t be surprised to learn more folks enrolled in Obamcare than watch his show.

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    I’ll give Piers credit for having a sense of humor about this…but that’s probably the ONLY thing I’ll give the shameless hack credit for, ever.

  • John Alvarado

    Oh, God., this would be a tough decision. To deport Piers Morgan or to throw out the ACA. Which would you choose?

    • June Clinkenbeard

      No contest. While listening to Piers might cause me to *wish* I were dead, lack of health insurance for some is literally a death sentence.

      • John Alvarado

        Good point!

  • ssj429

    That was actually very clever of him.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Please don’t feed the animals.

  • John Smith

    LOL, butthurt Piers Morgan.

  • John Smith

    In a perfect world, you go back to the UK, (maybe they’d ship off to some shithole in the Middle East where they like your socialist agenda) and Obama is shipped back to Nigeria.

  • Axelgreaser

    PIERS MORGAN’S ONE CONTRIBUTION TO MANKIND. ONLY ONE. Unless you count his sneaky nocturnal phone calls exchanged between he and Princess Diana when they were feeding off one another. youtube.com/watch?v=jca_p_3FcWA

  • KarenW

    And sadly, both initiatives failed…