Tennessee State Senator Brian Kelsey presented Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius with a gift today during her visit to his state:

Ouch!

  • Saul Goode, Ammosexual Teahadi

    I don’t care who you are. That there is funny.

    • Texan357

      Joe Dirt, as paraphrased by Doug Powers, at the Boss Emeritus’s site:

      To paraphrase Joe Dirt, “Donate a ton of campaign cash, you get the contract to design a faulty site, it crashes, they come back and pay you to fix it — you win twice brother, it’s good biz!”

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

        “Life’s a garden. Dig it.”

        • Texan357

          Dig to plant, or dig to bury? :)

          • HanaFiveO

            Depends on who’s holding the shovel.

    • Johnny Right

      What a f****** C***. I am a free man and sick of coersion from the central government.

    • Jay Stevens

      From the picture, it doesn’t look like she thinks so.

      • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

        Yeah, thats my favorite part of the photo …

  • KansasGirl

    Love it. lol

  • CR

    I really want to see a video of this transaction. Someone? Anyone?

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    I find it unsettling that we must descend to their level of humour to actually communicate our message in such a way that they will actually understand.

    • DaMonk

      would a 2×4 make you feel better about it?

      • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

        A little, yes.

      • liblosers

        A lot, yes.

      • chetnapier

        Gramps used to say that you could reason with a mule but a 2×4 would insure results

        • nickdqwk

          My gramps called it (the 2×4) an attention getter.

    • R.C.

      Really? I don’t find it unsettling at all. (I don’t really find this stooping to their level either)

      • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

        Not to their level . . . just their level of humour. But you may be right, there were no curse words, no deviant sexual references and no one was called a racist.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      See, that’s where your discomfort is unwarranted. Democrats have no sense of humor.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        +ONE MILLION!!!! Jawamax 8<{D}

      • lcky9

        Yes they do IF they can use fowl names and degrading mocking in it..

    • HanaFiveO

      But if its the only language they understand, your stuck. In time, I imagine it will get easier because its going to get a lot uglier IMO.

    • interestedobserver2

      Me too, but to quote the Democratic line of the day; “Whatever.”

  • mike_in_kosovo

    Outstanding!!!

  • OldGal46

    What’s with the vicious look on her face? She should be happy to have something to read when she takes mandatory retirement!

    • lcky9

      most likely the reading will be above her pay grade (or retirement grade)

  • DrU

    too funny

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Wow, she looks really annoyed… which makes this even funnier.

  • https://www.facebook.com/pages/Captain-Americas-Wife/162958907243936 Captain America’s Wife

    WOW!!! That’s gonna leave a mark!

  • Texan357

    “Don’t do that to her…”
    Actually, do. #WarOnWomen UNDER THE BUS WITH YOU, WENCH!

  • DaMonk

    oh she was pissed about that. Well too bad suck it up cupcake!

    • Texan357

      Under the bus. Valerie Jarett, Kathleen Sebelius… who else (I know I’m missing several, at the least)? There should have been a Hallowe’en graveyard dedicated to all the people (#WarOnWomen!) pitched under the Fruehauf by Obama…

      • HanaFiveO

        I’m not sure if you can be thrown under the bus when you willingly stand in front of the target of the firing squad.
        In any case, a real man would step up and not allow others to take the fall for him.

        • lcky9

          THAT’S the key word MAN they don’t have any on the left but HILARY..

      • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        You can tell the measure of a man by how often he hides behind women’s skirts. And mom jeans.

      • Republicanvet

        VeeJayJay will never go under the bus. Preezy would fall to the floor lifeless without her hand up his ass moving his lips.

        • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

          Which also explains that smelly brown stuff he’s full of… ZING! POW! BURN!!! Jawamax 8<{D}

      • TexSizzle

        His “typical white person” grandmother.

      • mdtljt

        Silly, I know, but Thank You for spelling Hallowe’en correctly!!!!

      • lcky9

        no Valerie Jarett is still Obama’s right ear.. although between them there is NO working brain

        • TheSpasticAvenger .

          No, Valerie Jarett is acting as president while the resident malignant narcissist is off campaigning and playing golf.

          • TheSpasticAvenger .

            This doesn’t just apply to Obama I see this in every liberal, to a greater or lesser degree.

            Feels grandiose and
            self-important (e.g., exaggerates accomplishments, talents, skills,
            contacts, and personality traits to the point of lying, demands
            to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

            Is obsessed
            with fantasies of unlimited success, fame, fearsome power or
            omnipotence, unequaled brilliance (the
            cerebral narcissist), bodily beauty or sexual
            performance (the somatic narcissist), or ideal, everlasting,
            all-conquering love or passion

            Firmly convinced that he or
            she is unique and, being special, can only be understood by, should
            only be treated by, or associate with, other special or unique, or
            high-status people (or institutions)

            Requires excessive
            admiration, adulation, attention and affirmation – or, failing that,
            wishes to be feared and to be notorious (Narcissistic Supply)

            Feels entitled. Demands
            automatic and full compliance with his or her unreasonable
            expectations for special and favorable priority treatment

            Is “inter-personally
            exploitative”, i.e., uses others to achieve his or her
            own ends

            Devoid of empathy. Is unable or unwilling
            to identify with, acknowledge, or accept the feelings,
            needs, preferences, priorities, and choices of others

            Constantly envious of
            others and seeks to hurt or destroy the objects of his or her
            frustration. Suffers from persecutory (paranoid) delusions
            as he or she believes that they feel the same about him or her and
            are likely to act similarly

            Behaves arrogantly and
            haughtily. Feels superior, omnipotent, omniscient, invincible,
            immune, “above the law”, and omnipresent (magical thinking). Rages
            when frustrated, contradicted, or confronted by people he or she
            considers inferior to him or her and unworthy.

  • Republicanvet

    She’ll just eat the glue off the pages.

  • MyrmidoNOT

    Any bet the book will ‘dissolve’ when she stirs-it-into the caldron…
    when she gets back to the coven??

  • Just sayin’ it like it is

    She needs Sec of Health for dummies first.

  • mickeyco

    It’s been a great week to be a conservative. O’care, TX abortion law, O’care contraceptive ruling, etc. But I think my favorite thing of the week is the look on her face here. Thanks!!

  • HanaFiveO

    Now that’s funny! I don’t care who you are!

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    hahahahahaha!!!!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmSIOoy6MlE&app=desktop Booker

    Ohh shyte!!!

    Bahhahahahaha! That expression is priceless.

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

     
    o m g … she sure looks peeved. LMAO!

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      (It’s a “geeky” joke, but…) Shorter:TAG, YOU’RE I.T., KATHY! XD Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Vitiosum

      I wonder if it was a gift or she got smacked in the head with it. Either way, I endorse this picture! Why does she remind me of Cruella Deville?

  • Canadian in USA ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    She doesn’t look too happy. (/too bad)

  • Kickass Conservative

    Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Where are our resident trolls to spin this one? Love, love, love!

  • GaryTheBrave

    Look at the woman on the far right with the purple dress. Her expression is just as amusing as Sebelius’.

  • FaithColeridge33

    Oh she is not happy LOL

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    Well, our work’s done here. We can all go home…

  • EEKman

    Ok this one is funny. I yuked.

    Since only 6% of large government IT projects are successful out of the gate more awareness needs to be placed on simplifying the process and consulting with private tech companies. Clearly its bogged down. Its a bit of demagoguery to blame the actors of this project. Give it time.

    • Bristel

      Yeah but do they fail with a half-billion+ dollar budget? Throw more money onto the burning trash heap?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      You took the words right out of my mouth… “…only 6% of large Government IT projects are successful out of the gate….”… NOT worth wasting $630+Million on this Abomin-er, OBAMANATION! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • NRPax

      They’ve had a lot of time, they have had a lot of money. My first reaction to a failed project is “hire people who know what the hell they are doing and build something that works.” The government types deserve every bit of contempt being thrown at them over this.

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      Well, the Standish Group’s 6% idea of a “successful” project aside, Sebelius doomed the project to failure when SHE chose the Oct. 1 “go live” date. Like most Obama appointees, she didn’t have the management experience to know that the schedule was too tight to complete the federal acquisition requirements, let alone the software engineering process, on time. If this were under Bush, “the actors” would have been SKINNED ALIVE by Henry Waxman and the contractors banned from government contracts (like he did during the Iraq War). Now, Democrats LOVE government contractors. Imagine that….

      And the government has been “simplifying the process” since Acquisition Reform formally began in 1995. All they ever do is add more “milestone” and “gate” requirements to go through, which always add months to the acquisition time (it took Sebelius 21 months to get her contracts awarded). Prime example was Obama’s stupid 2009 WSARA act, that just combined and renamed two organizations into one, and added months to awarding a contract.

  • Dick Beninya

    She is a grade A idiot

  • Squirrel!

    I’m pretty amused at the facial expressions of the bystanders.

    • missyree68

      She looks full of hate at this moment and can’t believe they are doing this to her. She looks very angry.

  • mrk10

    I don’t think he will be invited to her Christmas party this year. Oh wait.. may be she is one of those that do not celebrate Christmas not to upset “others”

  • ARandKsmommy

    Hahahahaha!!! There’s still hope for my state politicians yet!!

  • $472942

    Senator Kelsey, get ready for your deep, deep anal-probing IRS audit…

  • BigTiny

    Nice gift but should have been an audio book on 8 track

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Too bad she didn’t get it $624,000,000 ago.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    The collections of Rush, Glenn, Hannity and O’Reilly would’ve been better for her to read… And she SOULDN’T ignore their writings either! He should have sent copies to CGI and QSSI Jawamax 8<{D}

  • iShrug

    A better title to hand to Sebelius would have been “The Truth About Obamacare, “I by Sally Pipes.

  • lcky9

    LOVE IT..although she would have to bring up her IQ to become a DUMMY

  • John Howard

    Oh, that photo’s worth LOTS more than ‘1000 words’! It’s worth 500,000,000 lines of code.

  • 912er

    Lets keep it real here,these people know exactly what they are doing and referring to them as dummies is not correct and actually a little dangerous….They might not a lot about websites but Fabian socialism is right up their alley and their speciality.

  • Karin_A

    Look at her face! haha!

  • liberumthinker

    All she needs is a dunce cap to complete the outfit.

  • cscape

    Oh, the HORROR…… The Libs are starting to come to grips with the FACT that their doo doo stinks!

  • Pat Arnold

    She looks pleased as hell doesn’t she??

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Should give her a Bible so she can practice taking the oath that says “I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.”

  • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

    If the website is down, but no one is trying to enroll, did it really crash? :-)

  • MeanGranny

    Wow, look at the snarl on that face. She looks mad enough to bite him. Hope she’s up to date on her rabies shots. Seriously, she just absolutely HATES the idea of having to answer to us peons!