It’s sad but true. Aaron Hernandez of the New England Patriots has been arrested and charged with murder, and Twitter has been lighting up with people who think the only thing Hernandez should be found guilty of is for being sexy in the first degree:

We had no idea there was a certain level of physical appearance that could prevent somebody from being sent to prison, but one tweeter seems to think that’s the case:

It’s unlikely that Hernandez’ attorney will try using this argument, but then again, that would depend on how many of the above tweeters are on the jury.


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  • stang2000

    Guess what! Some will think he’s hot IN jail and end up tearing him apart.

  • Maxwell

    There’s no hope for a male in my generation to get married to an educational young woman, is there?

    • radicallyalyssa

      All the good ones are taken, like me! :)

      • Heather_A

        I’m single. So… not every educated woman is taken.


        • Damien Johnson

          on second thought…

        • Garrett Gripling

          Sup? B-)

        • radicallyalyssa

          It was a joke, so…

      • Damien Johnson

        quit rubbin’ it in!

    • Richo

      Well it could also be that any halfway intelligent woman wouldn’t want to be associated with someone who can’t tell the difference between educated and educational.

      • Maxwell

        Yeah… I didn’t proof read my comment before I posted it lol.

  • Jeremy

    These woman are the same kind of moronic women who marry Murderers in prison.

  • Jeremy

    Lauren Wojtonik @Laurenwoj

    My mom keeps talking about how much of a disgrace Aaron Hernandez is. But mom he’s hot :(((((((((((((((((((((((

    What a moron talk about someone with a room temperature I.Q.

    • Jeremy

      Her Mom knows Hernandez is a loser so,that is good.She needs to give her daughter a “time out” so to speak.

  • Jeremy

    This is what happens when you have a brainwashed culture in many schools where they are taught bad is good and good is bad.


    Let me guess.

    They all said the same thing about the bombers at the Boston Marathon, as well as vote for Obama. Twice.

    • Jeremy

      I am sure of it.

  • Tugger – not quite dead yet

    I’m sure his jail mates will agree that he is hot… and now that the supreme court says DOMA is unconstitutional they should be free to marry in a MA prison.

    • Jeremy

      ha ha.He better not drop the soap.

      • Bemani Dog

        I don’t see him on the receiving end this time, if you know what I mean.

        • therantinggeek

          Oh, he’ll probably wind up on the “receiving end”. It’ll give a whole new meaning to “wide receiver”. 😛

    • Michelle

      Gay marriage has been legal in MA for 10 yrs.

  • Oxbow

    If I had a vagina, I’d want Aaron Hernandez to murder it. Then murder me. Then murder my family. Then get away with it bc he’s so hawt.

  • Vitiosum

    Parenting fail, educational fail. Who knew? These young ladies couldn’t find their way out of a paper sack with both ends open. It is sad to see this sort of lust worship, especially since they obviously know he has been accused of murder. That should certainly drop the “hot” comments from anyone with a brain cell or two.

  • 52mlt60

    As if the poor victim’s family didn’t have enough pain, now there’s THIS? This only adds salt to their wounds!

  • Cliff Wilson

    Why did we allow our nation to become a place where the willfully retarded can thrive?

    • Damien Johnson


    • mapache

      Once to start paying the willfully retarded for their housing, food, phones etc. the willfully retarded with thrive.

  • bbroome62

    This is what women do with their equality? Susan B Anthony must be rolling over in her grave.

  • sigh

    Women are drawn to bad boys. It’s basic genetic programming and it’s not surprising. Research the dark triad.

  • Glorious_Cause

    Obama voters…every last one of them.

  • VotingForZombieReagan2016

    What the hell is wrong with young women? Do they have some sort of death wish? Are they so lacking in functioning brain cells that they would welcome a murderer into their bed because he has muscular arms and hot tattoos? Will they still think he’s “dripping sexiness” when he’s holding a gun to their heads?


    Ladies! Read a book! Watch movies made before 1965 when the murderers were the villians, not the "anti-hero"! Stop watching Snooki & Company! Your brains are rotting inside your skulls and your making the rest of us women look stupid!

  • mapache

    I am sure that those in prison will also notice what all the tweeters have about Aaron “I want Candy” Hernandez. They don’t think he is too sexy to go to prison!