Don’t let the Left’s fleeting love-fest with GOP Sen. Rand Paul fool you; if you’re a conservative, you’re still a fascist. At least the folks behind Activist 360 think you are, and they caught Ace of Spades’ attention with some, er, though-provoking tweets like these.
@sevenbowie Truth be said, today's #GOP is a fascist party.
— Bill Madden (@maddenifico) March 6, 2013
#GOP Fascism Turning US Into Corporatist Plutocracy: Wealth Inequality Is MUCH Worse Than U Realize http://t.co/NMZcDHYR2c #p2 #ows #tcot
— Bill Madden (@maddenifico) March 6, 2013
Fascist #SCOTUS Justice Antonin "Mussolini In Robes" Scalia & The Quest To Return To The Days Of Jim Crow http://t.co/hCMBNbKlL3 #p2 #tcot
— Bill Madden (@maddenifico) March 9, 2013
@saysshe2011 Today's #GOP Is A Fascist Party Who Will Protect At All Cost Their Corporatist Plutocrat Sugar Daddies. #p2 #p2b #ows #tcot
— Bill Madden (@maddenifico) March 9, 2013
hey guys they just announced the winner of the Most Uses of the Word Fascist in a Single Tweet contest. This "activist" guy just won a car
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013
@jackmcoldcuts it's a 1999 Ford Fascist
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013
Apparently there’s no limit to the number of times you can use the word “fascist” and still take yourself seriously, so Ace decided to kick off a hashtag to compile a list of other #thingswhicharefascist. Caution: fascism is everywhere.
#thingswhicharefascist short haircuts
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013
Recommended
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013
#thingswhicharefascist not killing Americans with drones
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013
#thingswhicharefascist One of the Amendments
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013
#thingswhicharefascist Bob Woodward
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013
#thingswhicharefascist cis-gender normativism
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013
#thingswhicharefascist subversive thoughtcrimes
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013
Who else wants to get in on this?
#thingswhicharefascist money
— Mike (@ThePantau) March 9, 2013
https://twitter.com/ED_R_1976/status/310223507910959104
#ThingsWhichAreFascist Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet
— ryuge (@0ryuge) March 9, 2013
@AceofSpadesHQ #thingswhicharefascist Oil
— Brent Cochran (@BrentCochran1) March 9, 2013
#thingswhicharefascist oxygen
— chemjeff (@chemjeff) March 9, 2013
@AceofSpadesHQ Soap. #thingswhicharefascist
— Gary Altman (@AltmanGary) March 9, 2013
Having to pay money for, like, rent and food and stuff. Like, that stuff should be free, right? #thingswhicharefascist
— Chris McKeever (@TheRealMcKeever) March 9, 2013
#thingswhicharefascist definitely turtles
— tyler stevens (@UnkleFabio) March 9, 2013
#thingswhicharefascist women's secondary sexual characteristics but not their primary one which is Empowering You Guys
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013
#ThingsWhichAreFascist Putting y'all back in chains
— ryuge (@0ryuge) March 9, 2013
@AceofSpadesHQ The Parental-Industrial Complex #thingswhicharefascist
— Eric Arsenal (@EricArsenal) March 9, 2013
#thingswhicharefascist Justin Bieber.
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) March 9, 2013
#thingswhicharefascist Testicles, which are the Goebbles and Hess of the genital power structure.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013
#thingswhicharefascist Birthers, but not Truthers, who ask some really good questions
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013
#thingswhicharefascist Wacky Birds
— kbdabear (@kbdabear) March 9, 2013
https://twitter.com/jackmcoldcuts/status/310227797769601024
THIS!!!! A thousand times THIS!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/62BMslZpAJ
— CoolCzech (@CoolCzech1) March 9, 2013
https://twitter.com/michaeltams/status/310241101816676354
https://twitter.com/PDMacGuire/status/310237121506062337
ObamaCare waivers. ObamaCare too.
— Mike (@mrjc1) March 9, 2013
#thingswhicharefascist Chicken sandwiches produced by restaurants owned by Christians.
— Brian Rose (@drbtrose) March 9, 2013
#thingswhicharefascist Big Gulps
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013
#ThingsWhichAreFascist: Autotune
— The Obsidian Owl (@TheObsidianOwl) March 9, 2013
#thingswhicharefascist that stores sell feminine napkins but they don't sell fapkins for men
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013
#ThingsWhichAreFascist McDonalds took too long with my sandwich. Pretty damn fascist of them!
— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) March 9, 2013
I am, for pointing out that #thingswhicharefascist is ungrammatical.
— Area Man (@lheal) March 9, 2013
#ThingsWhichAreFascist Hashtags!
— bit(((maelstrom))) (@bitmaelstrom) March 9, 2013
OK, we’re done here.
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