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Who will offer the hottest take on John McCain's cancer diagnosis? Beyoncé professor accepts challenge

As soon as it was announced that Sen. John McCain was diagnosed with a brain tumor, we knew it was coming: the deluge of tweets about how it’s nice for him that he can afford health care, but why doesn’t he want others with cancer to receive treatment, blah, blah, blah.

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Surely enough, we’ve stumbled over hundreds of nearly identical takes: it’s too bad John McCain doesn’t want average people to have access to affordable health care. However, the douchebaggery of quasi-celebrity “Beyoncé professor” Kevin Allred really stands out, which we suppose he’d take as a point of pride.

https://twitter.com/laurakfillault/status/887857754139787264

OK, this next one’s been deleted already; it said, “plus, he’s like a million years old. these things happen. sad for his family i guess, but i’ve already moved on…” Phew, that’s what had us all worried the moment we heard … how will Beyoncé professor Kevin Allred take this news?

https://twitter.com/KevinAllred/status/887849147851825152

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Well, then, at least answer this: if John McCain — hardly the most conservative of Republicans — shows zero sympathy for others, what, exactly, is the government supposed to do? Conscript doctors right out of medical school and force them to work for the government at a predetermined stipend?

Please, be specific when you demand “affordable health care for all” — even assuming it’s the government’s job to care for the sick, just how will that work, exactly? How can a doctor even charge for her services … sympathy should be its own motivator, right?

But wait … there’s more.

And now this one’s gone too:

https://twitter.com/KevinAllred/status/887860901759643649?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Oh…

Actually, we here at Twitchy even stood up for Allred, who teaches a course called “Politicizing Beyoncé,” when another tasteless tweet of his — “Will the Second Amendment be as cool when I buy a gun and start shooting at random white people or no …?” — landed him in hot water at Rutgers and saw him taken for a psychological evaluation by the police.

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Douchebag tweets, like Wednesday night’s attention grabs regarding John McCain, are the guy’s stock in trade. Maybe Allred should get out and met some real-live conservatives if he really believes none has ever wished a Democrat well.

https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/887859461007790081

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https://twitter.com/CTBellows/status/887861222934286337

Yep, keep showing those true colors. It’s what Bey would want.

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