Draggin' Over Dragons: Joe Rogan Shields Himself Against Joy Behar's Fiery Flames
'The Golden State Is eating Its Golden Geese' California Defaults on Loan: Businesses...
Rescue Party: The Dems’ Desperate Search for a Normal 2028 Presidential Candidate Begins
Daytime Dysfunction: 'The View' Continues to Give ABC's Lawyers MAJOR Headaches
Literally NO ONE Is Asking for This: CBS News Insists 'Some' Voters Are...
Heaven on Earth: Take a Glimpse Inside the Restored Notre Dame Cathedral
Unpopular Opinion: Rand Paul Warns Trump Against Using Military to Deport Illegals, Gets...
Donald Trump Nominates Former Florida AG Pam Bondi for Attorney General
Bob Casey Jr Finally Concedes to Dave McCormick in Pennsylvania Senate Race
This TOTALLY Did Not Happen! Climate Activist Says Hurricanes Convinced His Barber Climate...
LET THEM FIGHT: Cenk Uygur Calls Out Joy Behar and 'The View' and...
Daily Mail: We're All Gonna Die From Climate Change! (In 75 Years, That...
'You'll See Things Our Way': Jaguar DOUBLES DOWN on Cringe Ad With Vaguely...
Mayor of Dearborn, Michigan Will Have Netanyahu Arrested If He Enters the City
Biden's America: NFL Issues Security Alert for Players Regarding S. American Crime Syndica...

Dem operative super-excited by CNN's report on inconclusive info suggesting possibility of Russian collusion

We’ve been here a few times before, so here’s a set of tweets from earlier in the day that some people really ought to print out and tape right over the keys on their keyboards.

Advertisement

That’s easy for some people to say, but it’s difficult when you just know the big impeachment surprise party is right around the corner and the media keeps adding to the stack of gift-wrapped gag gifts. Who knows? Maybe this will be the one.

For example, Zac Petkanas‏, Trump war room director for the Democrats, has been waiting so long to finally see this headline. Considering it appeared in CNN’s Chyron of Shame, we too would advise against getting really worked up.

https://twitter.com/Zac_Petkanas/status/844701699545686016

Really? Almost everyone else was on pins and needles waiting for someone to come forward with Trump’s tax returns. Good times.

Now that is the proper response to anything that appears on CNN.

We love headlines too, but reading the actual report can be almost as exciting. CNN reports:

Advertisement

The FBI has information that indicates associates of President Donald Trump communicated with suspected Russian operatives to possibly coordinate the release of information damaging to Hillary Clinton’s campaign, US officials told CNN.

The information is raising the suspicions of FBI counterintelligence investigators that the coordination may have taken place, though officials cautioned that the information was not conclusive and that the investigation is ongoing.

The FBI cannot yet prove that collusion took place, but the information suggesting collusion is now a large focus of the investigation, the officials said.

Whoa, it’s just like Rep. Maxine Waters said … get ready for impeachment! Or not. Even a few in the media are cautioning against a report that cites unnamed U.S. officials claiming that information suggests Trump associates may have coordinated with Russians. Oh, and that information is inconclusive, but they’re going to keep staring at it until it starts to look conclusive.

https://twitter.com/ArthurSchwartz/status/844712543616729088

Advertisement

https://twitter.com/JessCortez01/status/844706688737460225

Come on, CNN. Just cough up the ten bucks for Dan Rather’s online journalism course — even that couldn’t hurt at this point.

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement