Leave Thanksgiving dinner alone! New York Times election discussion guide overlooks most important fact

It’s the gift no one asked for and yet everyone — even Planned Parenthood — insists on giving. It’s the guide to talking politics with your relatives over Thanksgiving dinner.

Last year, Hillary Clinton, the DNC, ThinkProgress, Vox, Josh Earnest and Alan Grayson offered tips for ruining the holiday, although an A for effort has to go to Moms Demand Action and its 2013 offering of printable placemats of firearms statistics to get families “Talking Turkey About Guns” while eating dinner.

Election facts to keep handy for Thanksgiving dinner discussion https://t.co/ybClro1tka pic.twitter.com/hhLye7WnDr

— NYT Politics (@nytpolitics) November 23, 2016

They. Literally. Can't. Help. Themselves.https://t.co/qq0dtcqA2S

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 23, 2016

https://twitter.com/Stmpy_Mch/status/801528370538287104

Of course the New York Times couldn’t resist contributing something. Its handy list of election facts, brought to you by the same folks who on Election Day predicted Hillary Clinton had an 82 percent chance of winning, will give you all the information you need to rehash the worst day of every Democrat’s year. Was anything left out?

https://twitter.com/Jake2J1Buckeye/status/801535632875126784

fact 1, trump won

— Jeff Conway (@sixirontg) November 23, 2016

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Additional fact: Dems lost the WH, Senate, House, & huge majority of Governors & State Legislatures… and faith of the voters.

— Brian D (@UCBearcat90) November 23, 2016

Here are some user-contributed guides to clip out and keep in a purse or wallet for quick reference.

1. #Trump won
2. #Hillary lost
3. Shut up & eat

— Laurence Watkins (@thelarrywatkins) November 23, 2016

https://twitter.com/EF517_V2/status/801524241610973188

1. Leftism is for losers
2. The Pilgrims knew this
3. Capitalism saved them
4. Our schools fail to teach it

— Captain Anton Zilwicki, Royal Manticoran Navy (@antonzilwicky54) November 23, 2016

https://twitter.com/Me_In_Jersey/status/801538843816108032