A photo of newly reelected Speaker of the House John Boehner laying a smooch on Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is making the rounds on Twitter, which is no great surprise — there’s just so much that’s very, very wrong about it.
https://twitter.com/melaexec/status/552556676503838720
Andrea Tantaros of “The Five” launched a caption contest for those with strong senses of humor and even stronger stomachs.
https://twitter.com/AndreaTantaros/status/552555546851966977
@AndreaTantaros SICK!!!!!!!
— 666 (@KingofPolitics) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros get a room
— Doug Buchan (@yardsbydoug) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros <BARF>
— Lance Fogel (@Gottrocks) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros I'll come up with something as soon as I finish vomiting
— Bob Broderick (@bsquaredBobB) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros so gross.
— Bill Benzo (@shellwinder) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros (VOMIT!!!)
— Steve LaDue (@steve_ladue) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros I just threw up
— E.Lincoln (@Mrs_E_Lincoln) January 6, 2015
We sense a theme developing.
@AndreaTantaros oh please don't. you smoke and you know the nanny doesn't like that!
— Gary Bartel (@gbartel0527) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros You've got to be kidding me.
— PRESIDENT Trump (Fan) (@mickeynu477) January 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/christides66/status/552555765009899520
https://twitter.com/koolkatbob/status/552555799667806208
Coming right up.
@AndreaTantaros Is this an omen or what?
— PRESIDENT Trump (Fan) (@mickeynu477) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros coo coo ca choo mrs robinson
— David B (@dbales6tc02b) January 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/TracyMouton/status/552555863026962432
https://twitter.com/HansenLayne/status/552555891480735744
@AndreaTantaros Like kissing your sister, but even more gross.
— Paul Tucker (@PaulAndTucker) January 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/Burn320/status/552555922245943296
@AndreaTantaros Whatever you need Ms. Pelosi, you can count on me and my RINO sychophants!
— George Daggett (@GeorgeDaggett) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros a rhino kissing an ass.
— Bill Benzo (@shellwinder) January 6, 2015
.@AndreaTantaros "Oompa Loompa doompity do, I've got another hammer for you."
— J.T. Gilgo (@JTGilgo) January 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/Dagan81/status/552556550158823425
@AndreaTantaros "ohh baby..you know you want my gavel"…. lol
— Sherman (@_s75w) January 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/Bozo_7100/status/552556582211297280
@AndreaTantaros GP "Former Speaker Pelosi passes Boehner this enormous gavel she had made to make her humongous man hands appear smaller."
— The Gormogons (@Gormogons) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros once you go orange, you never go back.
— Nick Caggiano (@YoNickCaggiano) January 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/IamJerrySuarez/status/552556660518948865
https://twitter.com/RogerMichaelPat/status/552556686976634880
@AndreaTantaros Judas? Is that you?
— Eddie Robbins (@eddierobbins) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros
“If I had a hammer …''— Joe Resnick (@JoeResnick) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros Nancy,your House or mine?
— AJ Osborne (@ajogoblu) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros Oh John I just love your Big Gavel!
— Jim da Greek?? (@archangeljf12) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros pic.twitter.com/Fr8HBDpacY
— G.Mo. (@TheKidFromBKLYN) January 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/Macrotots/status/552560168471257089
@AndreaTantaros gimme back my wood,…you gimme back my bohner
— AJ Osborne (@ajogoblu) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros I love me some Botox.
— 24 (@LilDramaShow) January 6, 2015
@AndreaTantaros Don't leave that orange lipstick mark on me, John.
— Longbranch Saloon ?? (@Delmonicos_OK) January 6, 2015
Presenting today’s winner:
Winner! .@bkdawson13: @AndreaTantaros knock knock who's there…Orange…orange who? Orange you gonna let me smooch that crazy face?
— Andrea Tantaros (@AndreaTantaros) January 6, 2015
Honorable mention goes to this inevitable Photoshop.
https://twitter.com/AndreaTantaros/status/552561344172818434
@AndreaTantaros @NolteNC @igorbobic Fire! We need lots and lots of fire!
— John O'Connell (@anvilinvest) January 6, 2015
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