It’s a tall order, but Democrat Mike Dickinson isn’t only hoping to take Rep. Eric Cantor’s seat in the House; he’s also declared war on the Tea Party, the NRA and Fox News. That caught the attention of Greta Van Susteren, who invited Dickinson on her show Thursday to explain his war on Fox. That might not have been the best place to show off his limited arsenal.

Something tells us Dickinson doesn’t watch a lot of Fox News. Rest easy, though; he might have lost this battle on the enemy’s turf, but his war isn’t over yet.

The reviews are in.

https://twitter.com/Halterman37/status/454409089003433984

Is this Dickinson’s new campaign slogan? If so, it’s a winner.

  • Informed&Concerned

    I was creeped out . . but the potato in ear . . . LOL !!!

    • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

      You have to admit, the democrats have just cornered duplicitous stupid.

      He can’t even admit, (after admitting he lied about his past).. that he is doing exactly what he claims to hate about us. Says we misrepresent who we are, when he never told his supporters he worked for Larry (eeeww) Flynt,.. or that he’s exploiting women for a living..

      but he hates us, because we “LIE”…. sigh….

      The ultimate Obama fan, has equal mixes of fraud, misogyny, and mindless stupid all rolled into one. I expect him to corner the drunken fraternity vote..

      • Stupid Republic

        This clown makes Alan Grayson seem semi-sane.

        Operative word is “seem.”

  • NixTyranny

    Kind of wondering if he stole that “War on Tea Party” from Mitch McConnell’s strategy book.

    • http://twitter.com/THE_DAILY_BLEAT VACUOUS CIPHER

      How does the strip club work with that whole War On Wymyn thing again?

      Sounds like mansploitation n’stuff.

  • alanstorm

    “Want to decimate the tea party, the NRA, bible thumpers, and Fox News zombies? Vote for m”

    We have a new definition for “punching above one’s weight class”.

    • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

      Well, I doubt he has the brain cells to engage in metaphor, so it sounded like a physical threat to me.

      so is he bringing a mob door to door to “decimate” us?.. have us arrested? ?…… maybe he’ll nudge Obama to use drones on tea party rallies… since after 4 years of threats and sneers, the tea party stands to keep on gaining seats while his glee club is headed for another curb stomping at the pols.

      And it couldn’t happen to a sleazier two faced little douche..

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    No, you do not have a potato in your ear, but you do have several thousands gallons of gravy in your veins. Protip: It’s not a beverage.

    Call me a racist again, Mike. Try it.

  • nc ✓s & balances

    I just now caught this on my Roku, was laughing so hard my little chihuahua jumped off my lap.

    I hope the clean-up crew at Fox was able to get all the little pieces up off the floor. Greta sliced and diced this fool in this destined-to-be all-time classic. She was simply amazing!

    • World B. Free

      Yeah, she did. He made it too easy though.

      • nc ✓s & balances

        She made it LOOK easy. She was well prepared. Like she had him on the witness stand.

        • Valocean J Byrd

          She is an attorney. I would be afraid of her and Megan Kelly. Two extremely smart women

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      And she did it with a smile and laughter. He still has no clue he got trashed.

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        He’s sitting at home reading twitter going, what are they talking about….I did gud mmmmm.

        • Emily B

          Every time he said “mmmm” at the end of a sentence I cringed a little.

          Okay, I cringed a lot! (((shudder)))

          • WisconsinPatriot

            Very Sling Blade.

          • CVN65

            Skeevy as hell.

          • Rena

            LOL I know… me too… i was thinking he sounded like an obscene phone call…

    • Emily B

      It was like she was trying to get a child to admit he was lying to her. LOL

      • Bill Phillips

        Yeah …like the child Damien in ‘The Oman’!

    • Kaya Hund

      Your puppy has more sense than some voters — just you wait, next November, there will be people who actually vote for this clown.

      • gekkobear

        Well of course there will be. As I’ve heard many times:

        “If you didn’t get TO your current position with facts and logic, then facts and logic will never change your mind”

      • LegalizeShemp

        No doubt, guys like this win awards at liberal events, they love delusional left wing attack dogs.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      This…..is a time for all democrats to be darn proud of what they have become! How could ANY Republican ever,ever,ever win another election EVER AGAIN!!!! Hang your heads “gun nuts”, “tea-tards” and any other group the “smart people” do not find acceptable. And…..Faux News, could this guy have embarassed you more????? (do I REALLY need a #sarc tag here?)

      • Darth Venomous✓unmedicated

        That depends. Where’s WhoDunce?

        • WisconsinPatriot

          AWOL on stories like this. There is NO defense of this roob, even WhoDat can see dat.

      • CVN65

        How dare you! This man was wrong on all counts. Go ahead and elect him and you’ll get what you deserve. There is no place for those pejorative names and the hate you are spewing. Did you not hear that he was actually caught lying and misrepresenting himself and, oh, I can’t keep going…sarc/off.

        • WisconsinPatriot

          *snicker*

      • gekkobear

        There’s even more to be proud of:

        DickinsonForCongress @VoteMike2014 13h
        Saw this online- this is what they put the bible in hotel rooms for! pic.twitter.com/sPDXwqpsbp

        I mean if you don’t openly and blatantly offend every Christian, you’re not a good Democrat, right?

        They’re only like 76% of the state; he’ll win the majority vote without that small group.

        • Rena

          he’s disgusting… read some of the comments on there… how does this POS think he will win?

          • gekkobear

            He can’t win… and if he’s vaguely rational he can’t even think he can win.

            My only guess, he’s hoping Comedy Central isn’t hard-left required and is shooting for the parody-leftie to replace Colbert’s parody-rightie when Colbert goes to take Letterman’s slot.

            If that’s not what he’s doing… then I have no idea how stupid he really is.

          • The Demon Slick

            Well they elected Terry McCauliffe didn’t they?

        • The Demon Slick

          Didn’t those dummies just elect Terry McCauliffe? Maybe he figured if they’re that stupid, why not take a run at it?

    • http://macsen573.wix.com/overdrive Macsen Overdrive

      So that really is your pet chihuahua in your profile pic? :)

      • nc ✓s & balances

        She sure is. But that picture was taken 2 years ago when she was just 2 months old and 2 lbs. She’s a big girl now, at 6 lbs, and napping at the moment.

  • journogal

    I am sad that I missed this…can anyone provide a quick re-cap?

    • nc ✓s & balances

      The whole 5-minute clip is above. It is glorious!

      • journogal

        And of course I blew right past it. Thanks for the heads-up. Can’t wait!

        • nc ✓s & balances

          Don’t miss a single second. It’s priceless!

          • DG

            Definitely!

          • Ryan Schneider.

            I, for one, found him too disgusting to finish the show. Larry Flint told him to “tell it like it is”?? When I read about Flint’s daughter, it blew me away. That’s hypocrisy of a different foulness altogether. That arrogant movie about him pretended that she doesn’t exist! He abused her, tried to force her to embrace his insane lifestyle, and utterly disowned her when she found religion. I can’t listen to an empty suit who finds “wisdom” in HIM!

  • DG

    LOL I love Greta! She is absolutely brilliant in this interview, and tore him apart. And he didn’t even recognize it.

    Edit: Not that Greta had to actually work hard, here. This was an easy butt-ripping for her.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    And this is why I just left Virginia to move back to Texas.

    • DG

      I may join you in Texas soon.

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        Come on!

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    “They’re fightin’ the Government!” And you say it like it was a BAD thing!
    And that tweeter above, comparing Mike Dickless One to a modern-day Jack Ruby– I won’t stand for an insult like that– to Jack Ruby! Sure, the Rube was a sleazeball hoodlum, but he at least had maybe three brain cells working, or he’d never have been able to pull off what he did on the morning of 11/24/63. Dickless One seems not even to have that, judging from his interview with Greta van Susteren. Ruby was many things, few of them any good, but a grinning baboon he was not.

  • Oilfart1

    I’m going to have to spend a month at a Holiday Inn Express in order to get the intelligence back that I lost listening to that guy. I am not a big Cantor fan, but, is that the best the democrats can come up with?

    • TomJB

      Maybe Alvin Greene can carpet bag his way in and beat this guy

    • WisconsinPatriot

      Yes.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    And what was with all the grunting or whatever that noise was that he kept making…mmm…mmmmm. Weird.

    • DG

      People raised on farms with livestock understood the grunting.

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        LOL bad bad bad

        • DG

          My alter ego wrote that.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            Now you have me giggling.

          • http://azconservativerants.blogspot.com/ DeeDee

            SOME of us try to keep our ‘Evil Twins’ or ‘Mini-Mes’ under control, but sometimes it’s more fun to let them romp, or type on the Twitchy forums.

      • Thale Taxurfeet

        Nope. But that did remind me of an old joke

        In this case the punchline might require a small alteration to read, the farmer declared, Dickinson lie, ya know.

        • DG

          LMAO!

    • CO2 Producer

      He’s a moanermmmh.

      Greta’s potato reference was transcendent, especially given that the reference was likely inadvertent.

  • nc ✓s & balances

    Wait, wait, I got it! The Dems put him up to make Reid and Pelosi look sane!

    Ha ha, nice try.

    • World B. Free

      And also to make Sheila Jackson-Lee seem intelligent

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        Now that’s just retarded sir.

        • nc ✓s & balances

          This is only the beginning of the list. We could go on and on…

      • Bruce

        That’s a major accomplishment. Hope he lists it on his resume. He’ll be needing it to join for OFA when, hopefully, he loses.

    • SlimWich

      I was just thinking he’d get along perfectly with those guys! Like a long lost cousin or something.

    • TomJB

      Hell he makes Alan Grayson look sane. Somewhat…

      • WhoMeToo

        Charlie Manson doesn’t even make Grayson look sane.

        • TomJB

          Yeah, I felt funny writing it too.

  • Lisa Wiese

    What a TOOL, smh

  • World B. Free

    Just when I thought Alan Grayson was the stupidest, most vile knuckle dragging leftist Neanderthal I’ve ever seen, along comes this buffoon.

    The bar is set pretty low for Democrats though, so don’t be surprised if he actually gets elected.

    • WilliamAmos

      He is running against Eric Cantor so I think the chances are slim.

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        Cantor was never my favorite, but he was the best VA had to choose from and will be again.

      • World B. Free

        True, but he will still get an astonishing number of votes.

      • schveiguy

        Please don’t tell me he has won the Dem Primary…

        Oh snap, he has! By default, because he is the only Democratic candidate that filed in time.

        Anyone have the 90%/10% square yet?

  • Maxx

    Good lord…Alan Grayson has a twin.

    • DG

      Oh, my good grief. That’s what I was thinking!!!!!

  • DG

    Don’t know why, but every time I see this guy on t.v. the only thought that goes through my head is

    STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      Exactly! I’m with The Penguin, I always feel I need a shower after seeing him.

    • jaded

      YES!!! ew!

  • nc ✓s & balances

    AdelaWagner made Twitchy above, twice. Woo Hoo!

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      You?

      • nc ✓s & balances

        Not me, silly. I don’t tweet. But AdelaWagner is a well-known, longtime commenter here at Twitchy.

        • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

          Oh lol, I’m fairly new and didn’t know that!! Thanks!

          • nc ✓s & balances

            No offense meant with the “silly” remark!

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            Ha! None taken!

        • World B. Free

          She’s pretty, too.

  • stargater1

    My sides hurt bad from laughing so hard, OMG.

  • schveiguy

    I wonder how he got his job as an advocate for strip clubs. I bet he had to do a lot of research first. Makes you wonder if he was born that way, or if he molded himself into the quintessential strip club customer.

  • DG

    DickinsonForCongress @VoteMike2014Follow
    @gretawire @foxnews I do not have a potato in my ear
    #VoteMikeonGreta
    7:17 PM – 10 Apr 2014

    The fact that he would even tweet that………………LOL

    At some point, even the Democrats have to be distancing themselves from this guy. In theory, anyway.

    • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

      You would think that,.. for the sake of their own humanity at least, but you’d be wrong..

      not all… but a select portion of the democrat party have a blind rabid loyalty usually seen in jihadists… he just KNOWS things,…. like “Fox lies”… all it takes is for the douches at media matters to say it, and this walking parrot will embrace it like it’s the only true thing he ever heard..

      Actually proving that?…. don’t bother, because he just… mmmm “knows”, mmmmmmm … he’s like a dog licking his coconuts when the pastor comes over. 0bviously it’s the only trick he ever learned..

  • NixTyranny

    “If elected … I will get IRS to audit the Tea Party.”
    Somebody needs to tell Mike he’s too late for that. It’s already happened without him.

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    Self-destruct sequence initiated. T-minus 10…

  • Carolyn#OYSD

    The man has close associations with strip clubs. Proof positive of the size and location of his brain.

  • jaded

    bleh… I need a shower to wash that gross feeling off that I have after watching that.

  • toddm123

    I watched the segment. This guy’s dumber than a box of rocks. Who you hang around with tells people a lot about you and this guy hangs around with Larry Flynt. What a disease. Don’t be stupid Virginia. But let him on TV more. It’s sure to sink him.

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      Too late, they voted for Obama twice.

    • DG

      I read too quick the first time.

      Thought the last word of your comment was a different ‘V’ word. LOL

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        You too? LOL

      • World B. Free

        Hah, so did I.

  • twinx

    I have a great slogan for him: “I put the ‘dick’ in Dickenson!!!”

    • Bill Phillips

      ROFL

  • Jack Deth

    Memo to Mr. Dickinson:

    You just got SPANKED on live television viewed by far more viewers than Democrat voters in the Commonwealth of Virginia. And your evisceration at the hands of Ms. Van Susteren will go viral in 3..2..1

    Kiss whatever future in politics you ever imagined goodbye!

  • NixTyranny

    Truthfully, when I see David Axelrod I think sleazy strip clubs and peep shows. Now Mike shows up and I’m thinking maybe it’s no accident that he’s in politics now.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    I picture him sitting in a strip club tweeting….mmmm war, mmmm titties, mmmm fox news war, mmmmm titties, mmmm tea party war, mmmmm (William are you going to delete this? Is the use of the word titties forbidden? )

    • WilliamAmos

      Nothing wrong with that word in my eyes

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        Whew! It went into hold mode for approval for a long time too! LOL Maybe I should have said boobies.

        • Spiny Norman

          “Boobies” is funnier anyway.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            True.

      • DG

        HAHA!

  • Squirrel!

    So many adjectives for this. Not sure which ones to use. Was he looking for clues in his empty skull (kept rolling his eyes back as though he would find an answer in there). What was the weird noise he’d make after his statements? Is that natural? Ugh, creeper alert!!

  • Chuck Vipperman

    For the love of pete, this guy is NOT a serious candidate! He is to politics what Westboro Baptist Church is to religion. PLEASE stop giving him the attention he craves.

    • Aimee

      Hey, Alan Grayson got elected! Sheila Jackson Lee got elected! Maxine Waters got elected! Any idiot can be elected if he or she runs as a democrat.

      • Chuck Vipperman

        I see what you’re saying, but VA-7 is a very red district. This guy knows he’s little more than cannon fodder. He also knows the best way to get attention is by saying outlandish things—much like a five-year old. The difference is, the five-year old grows out of it.

        • Aimee

          He definitely seemed unbalanced, but I’m reminded of the popularity of Rob Ford!

    • Jayrod

      No. This guy needs to get all the attention. Tar, feather, and then pronounce guilty by association for everyone he shares a party with.

    • Bill Phillips

      NO ..no …no! We need to make Mikey the new poster boy of the DNC! There’s no better spokesperson for the Party of Sleaze! ….Well …besides Pelosi, Reed, Obama, Grayson, Jackson-Lee, Waters, Cummings. etc …actually he should fit in nicely with all ofnthem!

  • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

    It’s good to know that so many Democrats are willing to go down with the ship. He really thinks he’s going to win anything. But all he’s done is proven that he hates anyone with an opposing viewpoint and has no real thought outside of punishing enemies.

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      And admits to wanting to use the IRS to target people! It’s in his ad! He’s obviously not very bright. At least the people currently being investigated for doing this very thing were trying to do it on the down-low.

  • RD

    Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. From the looks of it this guy is a master craftsman.

    • Memphis Viking

      I didn’t watch the video, but was she arguing with him, or just giving him the rope to hang himself with?

  • syvyn11

    Ladies and Gentlemen. We have just witnessed the first political Self-immolation on live tv.

  • Bklynnygirl

    That’s the face of the Democrat party.

  • Aimee

    Saw this guy earlier tonight. What a buffoon. He should know better than think he’ll outsmart any of the women lawyers on Fox. He was no match for Greta!

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      “He should have known better than think he’ll outsmart any of the women lawyers, or the gunk on the bottoms of their shoes, on Fox.

  • thebigguy128

    We need to make this guy the Democrat Todd Akin…and then promote the meme that he is EVERY democrat.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Excellent!

    • Bill Phillips

      I had the same sentiment!

  • Perry

    Dude appears to crave attention. I was gonna let him have it, but he already blocked me. LOL!

    • DG

      That’s a win.

  • AtomicMountain

    Two words: Huge Porn Collection.

    Seriously. Is this guy for reals? This can’t be real.

    • DG

      “Two words: Huge Porn Collection.”

      Isn’t that 3 words?

      Or do I need to take Common Core math?

      • AtomicMountain

        Metric 2.

  • Emily B

    That was the weirdest, creepiest, most frightening thing I have ever seen. He is icky. Very icky. I’m still shaking my head.

    • DG

      Be sure to bathe in Lysol.

    • Bill Phillips

      Hey ….it’s no surprise which party he chose to be a part of! ‘Birds of a feather’ …and all that stuff!

  • mhojai

    For those who are sure this idiot can’t get elected: Does Alan Grayson, Shelia Jackson Lee, Al Franken, the absolutely insane Nancy Pelosi, lying Harry Reid, hell, Joe Biden and jugears himself – ring a bell?
    I can no long put egregious stupidity past the democrats…I won’t be surprised to hear lapdogs and toadies making excuses for him very soon.
    It seems that hating 1/2 the nation isn’t a bad thing politically any more.

  • AT

    “I don’t have a problem with you personally, I have a problem with…”

    I have never met a person who uttered that phrase, who wasn’t a complete coward. When that’s the first line out of your mouth when you’re called out on your bullsh*t, it means you just instantly surrendered.

    • AT

      “Boy, I hate [X]! I’d really like to kick those guys’ asses!”
      X: “WHAT did you just say?! Come say that to my face!”
      “Well, I wasn’t talking about you personally… just, y’know, generally.”

      Chickensh*ts.

  • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

    So what do you think? Dumb as Hank Johnson or just Sheila Jackson Lee stupid?

    My gosh, that was kind of like picking on an imbecile.

  • Earl Sullivan

    I couldn’t bring myself to watch that clip I would have died laughing if I did and it wouldn’t have helped my headache that I have….lol

  • neoface

    This guy is such a ugly loser, embarrassing himself on a public form. Unless Dickinson is black(race card), not a chance the double chin loser will be elected. LOL!!!

  • Lafango

    America,

    Truly a land of DREAMS!

    Even a loony is free to dream of becoming US Congressman!

    • BAW

      It’s more than dreams. It’s a nightmare that we already have more than a few loonies serving in the House and a few more in the Senate.

  • seemorejustice

    Don’t we have enough ‘dicks-and-sons’ in Congress already?!?

  • BAW

    My computer really didn’t want to play this video but I managed to watch it in spurts.

    I guess Greta was entertaining herself because there was definitely nothing news worthy in the interview. Democrats are incapable of being embarrassed. An embarrassing number of them will vote for him no matter what. So what was the point?

    She invited him back and wished him luck? She was laughing so I can only assume that’s it.

  • Jeffrey Rogers

    So, you are not taking back your “war” on Fox? Know what else you are not taking? My guns. Bitch.

    • Bill Phillips

      Maybe you should let him “take” just one …chances are the fool will shoot himself with it!

  • SFfam

    What a slouchy, slimy, disgusting jerk he is. Greta on the other hand, was awesome! If he gets a single vote, I will be shocked.

  • http://www.GONINERS.com/ Kristine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    He has that creepy habit of that noise like “mnyah” at the end of sentences. Can’t properly spell the sound really. It gives the impression that if I didn’t see his hands I’d think he was stroking something under the table.

    And again, this guy is a joke. He will never win and I still think people need to stop giving him attention.

  • ozconservative

    This twit was clearly out of his league.

  • $9844146

    If Alan Grayson had a son.

    • Memphis Viking

      He seems like Alan Grayson’s long lost twin.

  • BigRed

    A slouching bum who works for strip clubs is the Democratic candidate?!! Who’s his campaign manager- Pac-Man Jones?

  • AZWarrior

    Got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
    Stick a potato in his mouth and kick his jaw shut.

  • jumper297

    He should be on as many channels as possible leading up to the elections…

  • drw

    Mike’s considered a genius among his peers.

  • 3seven77

    He speaks like he’s got used chewing gum for brains.

  • Sean Minturn

    It’s impossible to take this guy seriously. It’s like someone who spends all day trolling the comments section at Breitbart decided to run for office.

  • EDUCATEDPATRIOT

    Wow, I could only make it to the 2:29 mark. A very, very VERY special kind of stupid.

  • Bill Phillips

    What a smarmy halfwit! He’s found a good home in the Democrat party!

  • Bill Phillips

    Bill O’Reilly should have him on next! He’s the gift that keeps on giving!

  • URGR82

    These type of people are idolized in the Dems party
    This war and HATRED RISING is the fundamental change offered up by Dems and Obama

  • jmotivator

    Step aside. Rob Ford…

  • kennyraisin

    Someone needs to give him a curby.

  • carmenta

    My goodness, the Dims do love a parade, dont they? The Party of Stupid is looking more and more like a carnival Freak Show…

  • Steve__Jacobson

    The Alvin Greene of Virginia Democrat politics except not as viable.

  • HerodiousPeaskinner

    *shudder* He looks like a guy who smells like passed gas and urinal floors. Overload on creep factor!

  • PeterP

    Hi – friggin – lariious!

  • Patches O’Houlihan

    Hey, give the guy some credit – True, he’s about as smart as the average liberal, but he’s a heck of a lot more transparent about his baseless, incoherent beliefs…

  • stellatruman

    Wow, just wow…I am embarrassed for him. She totally mopped the floor with him. The democrats must be so proud to have him representing them

  • Mr. Right

    He uses like as much as a teenage girl.

    • LegalizeShemp

      or Caroline Kennedy

  • jiminar

    Dude is dumber than a bag full of rocks.

  • Txgirlinnh

    Just so much stupid contained in one little man… it’s really unbelievable.

  • W Randall

    He’s like the kid we all knew; the one that would eat anything on a dare, nobody really likes him, he make us sick to our stomach and he disgust us all… but he’s so outrageous that he’s good for a laugh. Too bad it’s not that funny.

  • TheKingJAK

    Word on the street in VA is that the Democratic Party won’t even back this clown. Trust me, I know the district he’s running in, and the guy is a junked barge dead in the water.

    • Memphis Viking

      Probably just going for the publicity.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    I LOVE hearing vapid libs shout about “Faux News” because as soon as you demand proof of their assertion, they clam up….then start blustering…then get mad. Because they CAN’T do it.

  • liberalssuck

    As a favorite cartoon character I used to watch with my kids would say ” what a maroon”

  • Flax Seed

    Proof positive we need better mental health in this country

  • dabhidh

    That person is the most loathsome excuse for a politician I have ever seen or heard of. Absolutely nothing to recommend him. His party should utterly scorn and reject him. It’s depressing to think that they won’t.

  • Memphis Viking

    Wait, is he using violent rhetoric? Isn’t that a no-no?

  • HansonBro

    Guessing he won’t be needing to visit a proctologist anytime in the near future thanks to the new *sshole he was just given.

  • vcferlita

    Mr. Dickenson, just because crazy worked for Alan Grayson, doesn’t mean it will work for you.

  • TruDat

    Unwatchable. What a meathead. He’s your typical Democrat / Liberal; pure moron.

  • Independentview

    A Progressive with the belief that nobody anywhere is allowed to do, say or think anything they don’t approve of.
    That’s about as rare as dirt.

  • himoverthere

    Funny thing is Hannity destroyed him 2 months ago on his show and the fool came back for more…

    http://downtrend.com/brian-carey/hannity-destroys-dem-candidate-who-says-that-fox-news-does-nothing-but-tell-lies/?utm_source=Outbrain

    • Brown Bear Mike

      So, will MIss Megyn make it three-for-three?

  • CharacterHasNoColor

    Warning! Results of inbreeding on display. Not suitable for all audience members.

  • roger gibson

    Wow, even his sitting posture was laughably weak. I think he is new to live tv.
    Pray he doesn’t learn from this experience.
    Though I suspect that the low-info Dem voters just love him anyway and may put this embarrassment in office.

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    Remember when Democrats backed off of violent rhetoric such as declaring war against the Tea Party, Fox and the NRA after the Gabby Giffords shooting? . . . Yeah, me neither.

  • http://macsen573.wix.com/overdrive Macsen Overdrive

    He must be running to ensure Eric Cantor holds his seat. That has to be the only logical explanation for all of this.

  • Hank_Scorpio

    I’ll bet he ate paint chips as a kid…..

    • MikeDR2012

      since we are redefining “kid” to be people 26 and under now, I believe you are correct.

      • Hank_Scorpio

        From what this guy says, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t leave the house without a pocket full of paint chips….

  • Strelnikov

    Mike, you can’t have a war all by yourself. Your “opponents” have to take you seriously. Which they don’t. On the other hand, this may be good battlespace prep for your appointment as head of DHS.

  • Daniel Cartwright

    This guy is my new favorite politician. Can one man be any more slimy?

  • JDW

    Progressive Democrat = A Special Kind of Stupid

  • Garth Häävelschlockë

    We need more of his type to run!

    • LegalizeShemp

      Sure, run off the Golden Gate Bridge. Splash !

  • LegalizeShemp

    These are the liberal idiots who used to go around saying, “Don’t blame the media, you conservatives just need to modify your unpopular message”. We need to think up a new word for the mental deficiency these clowns suffer from.

    • mrspinky85

      We just need liberals like him to speak up. We’ll do fine.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Yes, vote for him, and he’ll make sure you have no freedom whatsoever. Sign me up!

  • LegalizeShemp

    Just wondering, if TEA partiers are a bunch of unstable, violent gun nuts, why do these liberals keep mocking, ridiculing and taunting them? Is that a smart thing to do?

    • http://commentspammersmustdie.blogspot.com/ Kakarot

      No one ever said liberals were smart.

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com Lord Foggybottom

    “A POTATO IN EVERY EAR” — Mike Dickenson

  • CVN65

    That would be a hysterical SNL skit. Too bad they are rabid lefties and would never lampoon him. Greta just pantsed him and ate his lunch in front of him. She didn’t even have to work at it. You can clearly see that she was almost embarrassed because it was so easy, that she felt a little sorry for him what with his being so stupid he didn’t even realize that he was being completely destroyed. Kudos to the “Sling Blade” references; those grunts were creepy. Please, please, please let his campaign continue so that we have a poster boy for all that is wrong and hypocritical in the Dem party.

  • gekkobear

    Guys, you missed it, he’s actually stupider than you’re giving him credit for… yes, that’s apparently possible. Don’t ask me how.

    https://twitter.com/VoteMike2014/status/454478374652899328

    Virginia polls at 90% Christian, and he’s mocking them too. I’d guess he’s ostracized or attacked something like 93-94% of the voting public in the past 2 days.

    My only thought is he MUST be doing this purely for publicity as a parody/satire comedian shooting to take Colbert’s timeslot when Colbert moves to replace Letterman.

    Nobody could really be THIS stupid and be in a state-wide election… could they?

  • Beentheremovedaway

    Sadly this guy is way too over represented in the Dem party. Acts like most of my wife’s family… freakin sad! Important to NEVER engage them at any time!

  • dwsmokin

    How embarrassing must it be to work on this idiots campaign? He’s like Alan Grayson Lite-mean, hateful, and just not that bright.

    • MikeDR2012

      he might be out of line in Virginia but he’d probably feel at home in California or Seattle. There’s probably some young skulls full of mush that’d jump at the opportunity to work for him.

  • Dale McNamee

    A moron with a vastly inflated resume’… Who else has the same ? BHO, of course !
    Representing strip clubs and writing for and defending Larry Flynt ?
    What a great “women’s rights hero” ! /sarc
    Greasy turd…

    • mrspinky85

      I bet if he actually dug pass the media talking points and actually researched what the Tea Party movement stands for, what Fox does or what conservative actually means he could’ve made a partially coherent argument. This was just like he listened to gossip but don’t even know about the very thing people in his district believe. I mean some people don’t vote on party lines but at least some politicians can make stuff sound good to low informed people. Even, they are calling him dumb.

  • mrspinky85

    He should’ve at least just went to MSNBC. I almost feel bad for him because he obviously doesn’t watch Fox.

  • 277Volt

    Did he ride to Fox on a horse named “Rocinante”?

    • Wonder Pony

      Holy Molars! That is dang funny.

  • mrspinky85

    According to the end of this article, it seems this guy forgot to file papers for his candidacy.

    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/greta-van-susteren-eviscerates-democrat-who-promises-war-fnc-and-tea-party

  • Guest

    Oops.

    That ‘War on Fox’ Guy Is Not Actually Running for Congress as a Democrat

    During his appearances, Fox labeled Dickinson as “(D-VA), Running For Congress.”

    Just one problem with that: He’s not. At least not as a Democrat.

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/that-war-on-fox-guy-is-not-actually-running-for-congress-as-a-democrat/

    • Hank_Scorpio

      You forgot:

      He never bothered to correct Van Susteren’s introduction of him as a “Democratic congressional candidate.” Nor has he corrected any of the articles about his appearance that label him a “Democratic candidate.”

      The reason he’s not running as a democrat, is that he never filed papers, so officially he’s not even running.

    • Nahalban

      Again what does an American congressional race have to do with jack all in South Africa.

  • MikeDR2012

    Did anyone else find his stoner/constipation noises a bit irratating? I hate fox eehhh and like I don’t watch that much eehhh and not you personally yyhhh but yea nhh.. I’m totally going to winn nnhhh…

  • Liz

    Conspiracy theory here.

    Could he be an Eric Cantor plant?

  • conservative2012

    What a joke this guy is.

  • Ty Mcwilliams

    Guarantee lib blogs are saying he’s a plant.

  • Electradivine

    Ha ha this guy is funny, a real life Kenny Powers, all that was missing was the cursing

  • Butch

    Greta just destroyed that moron, the idiot should just run for douchebag of the month

  • Roadster73

    Just when you thought the dems couldn’t sink any lower. Lying about their life seems to be their new MO, just look @ Wendy Davis here in TX. Watch this election closely, the only way these dems can win it is with massive fraud

  • arttie

    I would much rather listen to or vote for a box of rocks than that the jerk from Virginia.

  • Scotty G.

    Even Sheila Jackson Lee thinks this dude is whack.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Aw, not this guy again, I was hoping he had been transferred by pipeline to the local water reclamation plant like most human waste is.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Let me guess Democrats, this guy is a decoy planted in the Democrat Party by the evil Republicans in a lame attempt to embarass and destroy the Democrat Party. Right?

  • LegalizeShemp

    He opposes a free press! At least he’s a consistent Communist !

  • LegalizeShemp

    It’s always entertaining to watch a snarky, smarmy clown like this get his ample rear end kicked up between his shoulder blades.

  • Wonder Pony

    Just watched the clip. It’s performance art. He’s having a laugh and so is Greta. I sincerely hope I’m right, because if so, it’s brilliant. This century’s Andy Kaufman.

  • haI9000

    This clown is living proof that the USA has become the Idiocracy.

  • John Howard

    Wow, an honest Democrat?!?

  • Semprasectum

    Anyone who supports this Dickinson should be ashamed. He is dishonest and and imbecile. If I was his opponent I would YOUTUBE his segment with Greta and link to it and play it in every ad. . . Stupid people are elected to Congress all the time, (McCain, Reid, Pelosi, Boehner . . .) but dishonest liars should be stopped in their tracks, and Dickinson is such a person. . . . Franken got through but Dickinson must not. . . Virginians, I don’t care what party you vote for, just don’t vote for someone as stupid and corrupt as this clown.

  • Taxpayer1234

    So he’s a consultant in the War on Women–er, strip club manager.

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    Just when you think the democrat’s have scraped the bottom of the barrel they manage to dig a little deeper.

  • TCDave

    I wonder if he’s the president of a club… or married to Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that’s the ticket!

  • Thomas Reidenbach

    This guy has sh!t for brains. What a moron, you can tell this guy is touched mentally just by the douchebag smile on his face. Greta, you said he was a piece of work. You are wrong, he is a piece of sh!t. Typical Liberal Hypocrit.

  • msudawgs64

    wow….I really have nothing more to add than that other than his creepy “giggle” thing and constant eye roll was, well creepy. Anyone who votes for this knuckle dragger should have a mental evaluation. Greta owned him which really was not that difficult.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Now you see why Elvis used to pull out a gun and shoot the TV. Then he’d have his housekeeper make him a banana and peanut butter sandwich on toast.

  • Tarantula2

    This fool was on Hannity last week and he made an ass out of himself there too…

  • John Smith

    Another freak in the circus known as the democratic party.

  • LegalizeShemp

    You can always spot a Commie, they boast about their war against a free press !

  • PatriotRG

    This guy is to stupid to know Greta just showed him how much of a liar and a fool he actually is. He is to stupid to realize she ran rings around him and made him look totally stupid. This guy is so stupid he gives stupid a bad name. He was so stupid it hurt to watch him. This guy almost made me feel sorry for leftists. Nahh not really.

  • Jim Keskeny

    LOL this is Greta the Lawyer at her best.After seeing this can you actually say you would vote for the village idiot to be anything other than “the village idiot”?

  • Rena

    I couldnt believe what I was watching! He sounds like Muttley, it was creepy… his nervous whimpering grunting noises he kept making sounded like an obscene phone call, I guess it goes with his support of Flynt… ~shudders~ And this guy wants to run for Congress?… oh man worse that Clinton… ugh…

  • AlmostaCowboy

    That man is inside every Democrat and a lot of Republicans.

  • CONSERVATIVEwhite male!

    t, I am sorry to say, I am a Virginian and though not in Rep. Cantor’s district; we live close by and the way VA has gone, he could win! :-( Would one not say managinin’ or ownin’ a strip club is War On Women or were they gaymen stripclubs? Either way, war on women or war on gays, I thought ONLY Republicans do that, thanks for provin’ me wrong LOSER Mike and thanks for Greta strippin’ U down to your boxer shorts loser. Do Virginians ALL a favour and go on MSDNC so their 3 viewers can luv U there!

  • Jim Rasmussen

    In the words of the immortal philosopher Bugs Bunny, “What a maroon!”

  • Kimmy84

    In case it hasn’t been mentioned. This guy is a fraud. He isn’t even a candidate.

  • SouthronCross

    Great God Almighty! You have to work really, really hard to be that moronic.

    He blew up his own campaign in just 5:44 with Greta.

  • The Demon Slick

    The best one was “CEO? More like a guy with a pocket full of ones.”. I laughed so hard I spit ice coffee out of my nose.

  • Sgt_Rock

    To summarize:
    · He doesn’t watch Fox but he doesn’t likewhat people tell him Fox reports.

    · He doesn’t like people misrepresenting themselves but he does it.

    · He doesn’t like people (like the ‘Tea Party’) who want rights for themselves but don’t want them for others, yet he and his party do exactly that.

    · He doesn’t like partisan bickering but he does it.

    · He doesn’t like that the rancher in Nevada stood up the government because we
    shouldn’t encourage people to stand up to overpaid file clerks like him.

    · He loves the 1st Amendment, just not when other people exercise it.

    The worst part about it is that this mouth breathing sack of s**t will probably get elected.